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"I'm going to blow this fuckers brains out without a second thought," the No Life king sneered.

Alucard pointed the heavy gun towards Lucianus with satisfaction as he started to pull the trigger slowly, his grin growing wider with every second showing great sharp white teeth. Lucianus' face twisted with hatred as his eyes turned into bright red slits, slender hands curled into balled fists. His jaw clenched with anger as his back and shoulders became ridged.

"You're exactly the same as you were after all these tortured years, Dracula. A dog…a tool… a plaything for the humans, a laș…" a cold laugh rumbled through the lean vampire, "You're still quite the fool, Alucard, even after all this time. I'd rather die than be controlled by a human; I'm surprised you went this low."

Seras watched her, Master, tremble with utter resentment as power started to flow out of from his body, making her chest tighten up in fear. She could feel the Hound of Baskervilles stirring within her master, aching to be freed, to rip the pale vampire apart. Seras had never seen Alucard act in such a way, this was the first time he ever showed so much emotion in front of an enemy, his cockiness completely gone. This one vampire actually angered my master this much? What exactly did he do all those years ago? She actually pitied the man before her, for she knew the torture her master would bring upon him.

Suddenly, a clawed hand was brought down upon the side of the man's face, tearing flesh and scratching bone, he fell back with a cry. A strangled scream bubbled past the vampire's lips but before he could intake a pained breath Alucard crushed his left leg, splintering bone and squirting blood. A screech ripped out of his throat as a silver bullet tore through his abdomen and exploded taking a chuck of flesh with it. The bloodied vampire slumped over with pain as flesh fell off. Alucard laughed delightedly as he watched the man's blood spill on the stone floor.

"Like I said before you're a fool, Alucard," a soft voice spoke behind him.

The No Life king's eyes widen with surprise as he watched the bleeding man's face twist and morph into the vampire he had already killed before. He turned around with swift motions staring wildly at the unhurt blonde.

"Your anger blinded you, letting me easily manipulate your mind, to let you see what you wanted to see," Lucianus stated, "You have become weak."

Within a blink of an eye they clashed together in an epic battle. Seras watched in amazement as the blonde vampire kept up with Alucard, two giant forces hitting together like claps of thunder. Blood splattered and bones were broken.

"I'm done playing around!" Alucard growled, "Releasing Control Art Restriction Systems three...two...one, approval of Situation A recognized. Commencing the Cromwell invocation. Ability restrictions lifted for limited use until the enemy has been rendered silent." Power radiated off Alucard in waves, hitting Seras with full force. Blackness wrapped the room in a dark veil, swirling with shadows, pulsating with darkness. Red eyes peeked out from the blanket of black as a monstrous form took shape on Alucard's arm, snarling and biting showing bright white shark like teeth.

"Your still just dog-food waiting to be eaten!" Alucard laughed, "But now you shall become the dog shit your are!"

"Enough!"

"Master?"

Sir Integra stood strongly in the middle of the stone hallway accompanied with her new butler, Anthony. Shadows covered her face, showing only a bright blue eye in the darkness. Steps echoed loudly through the silence as she came closer, a long dark blue coat flowed behind.

"It time to return, Alucard, your mission is complete," Sir Integra said smoothly, pretending to not even notice the rage seethe within Alucard.

"Master, you cannot be saying I should leave this shit alive?!" Alucard raged.

"You heard my orders, Alucard, and shall listen to them," replied Integra tiredly.

Integra cocked her head towards the fallen Seras with annoyance, "I will speak to you…both of you later, but for now report back to the Hellsing Manor at once!"

"Master!..." Alucard growled dangerously, his clad hands making tight fists, his nails stabbing into the skin of his palm bleeding through the white gloves.

"Alucard…" Integra's back faced him but he could hear the angered voice of his master.

The symbols on his gloves started to glow as he was made to follow the orders of Integra.

"Of course…my master…" he trembled with rage, "Seras! It's time to leave!" He swept his giant red coat behind and tucked his great handguns into their places.

"Um…Master are you all rig…" Seras stopped in mid-sentence as she looked at her master with frightened eyes. His eyes burned with pure hatred and his lips curled into a feral snarl, his hair was longer and moved like pure shadows, as he looked upon his fledgling. Just before they left she heard Integra softly talking to the blonde vampire.

"My name is Integra Wingates Hellsing, it is finally a pleasure to meet you…"

…

It was dark when she arrived back to the Manor, and cold. When they had arrived back at the mansion Alucard dissolved swiftly through the walls without a second glance as he went to his underground lair…his frame was hard and ridged when she watched him leave. Should I go see if he's all right? No…I-I-I should probably leave him alone for the night…Her mind still thought of the dark haired vampire as she walked towards the kitchen but as soon as she touched the cold metal handle of the refrigerator she no longer felt hungry. Her hollow footsteps filled the silence as she reached her room at the end of the empty hallway. Seras walked herself to the bathroom looking into the mirror as she did. She looked terrible…her uniform stiff with blood, her usual silky blonde hair was matted with blood and dust, she had black, purple moons under her eyes, and dirt was crusted under fingernails. With a sigh she stripped off her dirtied clothing with sloth like movements feeling every ache and pain rack through her body.

"Even with the blood and dirt you still look sexy as hell," a seductive voice murmured.

"EEeeK!" Seras hugged her clothes to her giant chest as she turned toward the uninvited guest.

"Pip! What the hell is your bloody problem!?" she screeched.

"Sorry, Cherie, I just couldn't ignore the big, round, succulent sight set before me," he chuckled as he scanned her large breasts.

"PIP!" and with that he faded away with a hearty laugh before the shampoo bottle she threw could hit him.

"Stupid peeping, perverted mercenary, I swear I'll get you…" she muttered with red cheeks as she started the shower.

…

Seras found herself exhausted as she stepped out of the steaming shower. The warmth almost leaving her immediately as the cold air hit her, a white towel dropped to the floor as she took in the sight before her in a full length mirror. Wet blonde hair covered her left eye as she gazed at her body. White smooth skin covered large plump breasts with rosy pink nipples that dipped down into a well toned stomach and a small curved waist. Soft blonde curls covered her private area, her legs were long and lean even for her short height, but as a girl she only saw her flaws. She saw breasts that were far too big, hair that stuck out in angles, and skin that was too white and pale. She sighed in contempt as she stared at her body.

Out of the corner of her eye she saw a wide red orb staring at her from the shadows in the corner of the room. They stared at each other with no movements until…

"AHHHHhhhh! Master! You perverted son of a bitch!" she threw the same shampoo bottle she threw at Pip and hit the giant eye with a loud thud as it dissipated into darkness…

"I can't believe I'm stuck in a house with creepy old men," she whimpered quietly as she covered her bright red face.

….

Alucard slipped through the empty walls as he made his way to the end of a hallway. His anger was still not quenched as it burned through his veins, but as soon as he saw the brown wooden coffin his features softened, his eyes became tender.

He slowly opened the coffin with careful movements as he took in the beautiful sight. Wet blonde hair covered the soft pale face, her breasts moved up and down with slow movements as she breathed gently. A white clad hand reached out to caress the small face of his fledgling. Fingers then traveled to pink lips with tenderness. His chest tightened with delight as she pressed her hand to the warmth of his hand. The hardened No Life king slowly descended as he came closer to the sleeping beauty. Suddenly, he felt a hungry presence watching them, he twisted with such force that the air around him swirled. He just barely saw a glimpse of a red eye dissolve into the wall. Alucard's eyes tightened and his body strained from his rage.

"Dammit…"

….

"Ow…I can't believe she hit me with a damn shampoo bottle!" the vampire held his eye with gentle care. The old wench brought him to the Hellsing Manor putting him in the attic that was filled with dust and webs. Even a large coffin was put down for him…he didn't even want to be near a coffin after his torment that had tortured physically and mentally...he never wanted to feel trapped again. This was not a place for a powerful vampire to be living in; it wasn't even suited for a lower-class vampire! Lucianus felt disgusted to be helped by a human let alone one that's related to a Hellsing. Tiredly he sat back against the a wall with exhaustion, his pale hair covering his sharp features but ever so slowly, but he started to grin widely. At least there's one thing that overshadows everything in this disgusting world… Alucard, have I finally found your weak point?

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EEEEEE! Whats gonna happen guys! How does Integra know of Lucianus! Whats hed doing spying on Seras! Why does Seras have such large boobies! SO MANY QUESTIONs! Read to find out more!

As I said before reviews would be great also any requests I will consider! Again I probably have lots of grammatical errors…