Collection of one shots, as the LADIES of Naruto celebrate Valentine's Day. Crack pairings throughout. Sakura listed as serach, but tried to feature all kunoichi at some point. Rated T for a few curse words. No Yaoi or Yuri.

Shikamaru must deal with doubts about himself, a new chuunin team, more dangerous missions and his first relationship, while Konoha struggles to keep an alliance with the Village of Sand and fend off attacks from the Village of Sound. NejiShika

Hayashi Hitomi has just returned from training abroad. Hitomi has a knack for reconnaissance missions, especially when trying to get valuable information out of men. But does she have what it takes to admit her feelings for Umino Iruka?

...It’s not easy to be a leader, and it's not all what I have to care about. Our main objetive is now to be the best on this. Troubles?...always! And he... just doesn't help!... Nejiten!... and others. Read and Review please.

SasuNaru. Other pairings. Threeshot. No yaoi until the third part. I think. Anyway, chibis in the first part.

Chihiro loves pranking the ex-Iwa,Akatsuki member Deidara.The night before an important mission she's come to prank him but is caught before shes done.After he traps her she makes a lil white lie which he...believes? "Your blushing un." OCxDeidara 1-shot

He could never say no to her. What did he end up doing? He ended up indirectly killing his dreams by agreeing to help her. He yelled at a radio. Smashed said radio to bits and still couldn't forget her words. Did I mention the power went out? -KibaHina-

Sakura was able to retrieve Sasuke back from Orochimaru. Little did she know that they'll be separated again.

Naruto writes a letter to Sasuke because of a quote he heard. A short, drabbleish, friendship fic or SasuNaruSasu if you squint. Fluffy to the max.

Hidan thought of Valentine's Day as a stupid, dilusional holiday. Why waste time loving each other when there was a God to adore? After all, He was the only one capable of simple tenderness, right? KakuHida

What happens when the leader of the criminal organization the Akatsuki requests three of his members see a psychiatrist? - CRACK: Warning: Pure insanity by me & R&R 3 rated for blood/randomness

Mizuki joins the Akatsuki and has feelings for a certain member...

You are my immortal angel, Deidara. - late Valentines Story, SasoDei, Warnings inside R&R

No one but no one was allowed to have her except him. Ok mister sex god sir it's time to step up. please review

Their last meeting, like their first, is on a battlefield.

Kakuzu only planned to take Hidan out to the movies, maybe catch a bite to eat, but it looks like Hidan had something else in mind.

.:AU:. Sakura turned back to her locker and leaned her forehead against it. She let out a loud groan of aggrivation. "...I got one." She said barely above a whisper. .:SasuSaku:.

He's going to DIE. Don't you care? Don't you care at all? SasuSaku

She's invisible to him. Onesided SasuSaku

We are so fragile.

NOT SONG FIC Kiba Loses Someone Very Close To Him But Who Does He Turn To For Comfort

kakashi is the most popular boy in school but, wants none of it, until he runs into iruka and falls in love. the fluff from spider wench, appricate it. one shot.

Deidara espera con ansias el día de San Valentin... Cuando el día llega, lo unico que quiere es encontrar a su amor... Una historia bastante corta u.u // ZETDEI shonen ai //

This was his daily routine, but today was a little different than others. ::PeinHina:: Drabble. Flames: No.

• Você me fez feliz. Eu ouvia as batidas do seu coração pulsando rápido, sentia-me segura em seus braços. Você me fez voltar a sorrir. Você... :: NaruHina :: ONE-SHOT ::