HAPPY BIRTHDAY MEGAN! So I decided to do something special for you since this is technically your first birthday that I've been friends with you so, with a lot of help from some friends, we wrote you a bunch of mini fics to one shots to ficlets on a whole range of your favorite Once characters. Have an absolutely fantastic, amazing, awesome, hilarious magical birthday you lovely lady. You absolutely deserve it you Emma Swan you ;) Hope you like them!
13. Oops! Abigail somehow has another curse placed on her to be in love with Charming, and Emma enacted it as an April fools day joke on her parents.
Written by: Saskia
There was a frantic knocking on the door as the sun peeked through the curtains. Emma opened one eye, then the other and groaned. Who was at the door at (checking her alarm clock) 7:15 in the god damn morning? Considering it was a Saturday of all days, Emma was severely pissed off. She made her way quietly down the stairs and opened the door to find a very frazzled looking…Abigail, she remembered, looking at her with wide eyes.
"Where is he?" Abigail whisper yelled, still for some reason in her pajamas. Emma blinked her eyes and let her mouth hang open while she gathered words.
"Who exactly?" she asked, giving Abigail the once over as she pushed past her and into the entryway of the apartment.
"Charming of course!" Abigail clapped her hands together in glee while Emma raised her eyebrows.
"You're joking right?" Emma asked. Then she remembered, slapping her hand to her head, her April Fools day prank. Just the night before, the Charming family had been out to Granny's for dinner and as they had passed Abigail and Frederick eating, Emma had snuck a couple drops of a love potion she had gotten from Rumple into her coffee cup.
Emma just hadn't thought the effects were going to be so severe and so..soon.
Abigail marched towards was what she assumed was Charming's bed, and Emma clapped her hand to her mouth as she threw back the curtains. Snow lay against her husband's chest and he had her hands wrapped around her as they both slept soundly. Luckily, Emma realized as Abigail's face began to turn beet red, they were actually clothed this time.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?" Abigail screamed, walking over to Charming and all but slapping him across the face. He was up like a shot, eyes wide and turned to Abigail in shock.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN WHAT?" Charming sputtered out, mimicking her tone and staring with an utter look of confusion at Emma. Snow was also up in an instant, clutching Charming's arm and looking at Abigail with dark eyes.
"BITCH YOU STOLE MY BOYFRIEND!" Abigail screamed at Snow, rounding the corner to her side of the bed. Snow stood up and clenched her fists at her sides. She got right up in Abigail's face, as Emma had to hold in gut busting laughter but also fear.
"What did you just say to me?" Snow asked, spitting out the words. Abigail repeated it, slowly and carefully but was in the middle of the word boyfriend when Snow…pounced. She tackled Abigail to the ground and was about to lay a serious smack down on her when Emma intervened and shoved her off the woman. Abigail picked herself back up, smiled menacingly at Snow, and walked back over to Charming.
"Well I have to go pick up some breakfast but…" she placed a kiss on Charming's cheek, "I will definitely see you later." Charming semi gasped as Emma tried not to laugh. She had to keep up the charade.
"You wouldn't have anything to do with this, would you Emma?" her mother asked sweetly, but with an undertone of anger. Emma just looked at her wide-eyed and shook her head. Snow shrugged and quickly got dressed before walking over to the door and examining near the coats.
"Snow, what are you doing?" Charming sounded exasperated as Snow finally found what she was looking for. She pulled out her husband's sword and began to walk out the door.
"I've just got a woman to give a few reminders to," she smiled devilishly and went out the door.
"Oh no you don't!" shouted Charming, running after her. Emma was suddenly glad that Henry was spending the weekend at Regina's before running after her parents.
"Ow, ow, ow, ow, okay Mom I said I was sorry, OW!" Emma exclaimed as her mother literally dragged her by the ear through the apartment door a few hours later.
"Do you know what kind of damage you could have done Emma?" Snow asked, crossing her arms as they closed the door.
"Snow, it was pretty funny…" Charming chuckled but then his laughter died down as Snow stared at him.
"You are grounded young lady. For a whole week." Snow finished, crossing the counter to make some hot chocolate.
"But Mommm," Emma whined, "I'm an adult. You can't ground me!"
"Want to make it two?" Snow asked, eyes flashing.
"Fine," Emma marched away before apologizing profusely again as she walked up the stairs and closed the door.
"Well, it's impressive that we can still provide her with a few interesting punishments as an adult," Charming smiled, and Snow smiled right back, but then her grin became larger and more evil looking.
"Uh oh, I don't like that look. What are you thinking Snow?" Charming asked, looking up at their daughter's closed door. Snow continued to smile before replying:
"Just you wait. Next year will be an interesting April Fool's Day for Emma."
