Disclaimer- See chapter 1
A/N- I know it's been a while, but here it is. Chapter 5! Pardon me for the shortness. The Comic relief moment is longer than the actual chapter. Pardon me for that
Chapter 5 Raki's Defense
Miasma shuddered. "Oh no! A mamodo spell!" She ducked behind a park bench.
Another voice penetrated the already troubled air. "Oku Shield!" A purple eye shaped shield blocked the black flames.
Miasma looked at the team who cast the defense spell. "Raki! Daru!"
"Greetings, Miss Dahegan!" The mamodo, an unusually attractive little boy named Raki, said. "Long time, no see! It's been ages since I last saw the human world!" His partner, a tall balding man named Daru, sighed.
"What about Zylfia?" Miasma said. "Do you still like her?"
Raki gave an irritated sniff. "She used me to further her master's plans! I hate her!" He paused. "I don't mean to change the subject, my little friend, but may I help you get the king's daughter back?"
"Sure!" Miasma said. "We need all the help we can get!"
"Darn!" Masumura said. "I better get that psychic runt before I get Miasma!"
Miasma ran home. "I was attacked by a mamodo!" She shouted.
"Did he have silver hair?" Diablo asked.
"Did he wear a tank top?" Blunk asked.
"Yes and yes!" Miasma said.
"It's Masumura!" Both boys said in unison. "Shedmaka hired him to come after you!"
"Really?" Miasma asked.
"Yeah!" Diablo said.
Next chapter? Morpheus and Rakurai meet in battle in Japan.
Hey, Ziko, why is there a ruler here?
Ziko: Weren't you gonna insert a moment of comic relief?
Me: Oh, yeah.
Miasma and Diablo sing "The Internet is For Porn" only the lyrics have been altered.
Finally! I get to show the wonders of the Internet! The internet is really, really great!
Diablo: For Gore!
Miasma: I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait!
Diablo: For Gore!
Miasma: There's always some new site.
Diablo: For Gore!
Miasma: I browse all day and night!
Diablo: For Gore!
Miasma: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
Diablo: For Gore!
Miasma: Diablo!
Diablo: The internet is for gore!
Miasma: Diablo!
Diablo: The internet is for gore!
Miasma: What are you doing?
Diablo:What did they make it for? Gore! Gore! Gore!
Miasma: Diablo!
Diablo: Oh hi, Miasma!
Miasma: You are ruining my song!
Diablo: Sorry, Miasma! I didn't mean to!
Miasma: Well, please be quiet so I can continue. I'm glad we have this new technology.
Diablo: For gore!
Miasma: Uhh, which gives us untold opportunity.
Diablo: For gore! Sorry!
Miasma: Right from your own desktop!
Diablo: For-
Miasma: You can research, browse and shop until you're ready to stop!
Diablo: For Gore!
Miasma: Diablo!
Diablo: The internet is for gore!
Miasma: Yuck!
Diablo: The internet is for gore!
Miasma: Diablo!
Diablo: I would like to look at more! It's Gore! Gore! Gore!
Miasma: That's gross! You're a sicko!
Diablo: Sticks and stones, Mia.
Miasma: No, really! You're a sicko! Normal mamodo don't look at gore on the internet.
Diablo: You have no idea! Ready normal mamodo!
Blunk: Ready!
Zoki: Ready!
Shedmaka: Ready!
Diablo: Lemme hear it!
Diablo, Zoki, Blunk and Shedmaka: The Internet is for Gore!
Zoki: Sorry, miss.
Diablo, Zoki, Blunk and Shedmaka: The Internet is for Gore!
Zoki: It's just pure bliss.
Diablo: We all go nuts for blood and guts and Gore! Gore! Gore!
Miasma: The internet is not for gore!
D, Z, B, and S: Gore! Gore!
Miasma: Hold on a minute! I know for a fact that you, Zoki, check your portfolio and trade stocks online.
Zoki: That's correct.
Miasma: And, Sukoro, you buy things on Sure!
Miasma: And you, Shedmaka, keep selling your possessions on Ebay!
Shedmaka: Yes I do!
Miasma: And, Jesse, you sent me that e-mail birthday card.
Jesse: True.
Diablo: But what do they do after we do all that stuff?
Jesse: Yeah!
Diablo, Jesse, Zoki, Sukoro and Shedmaka: The Internet is for gore!
Miasma: Gross!
Chorus: The internet is for gore!
Miasma: I hate gore!
Chorus: Double-click for something sick! It's Gore! Gore!
Miasma: I'm leaving! I hate male mamodo!
Chorus: The internet is for... the internet is for... the internet is for gore!