Chapter 2

I for idiot

Disclaimer: I do not own Silent hill 4 or anything else for that matter

We had last left the two retards as they are walking down a subway hallway

"hey what did you say your name is again" Cynthia said

"Henri" Henri said

"how do you spell that?" She asked

"uh H-E-N-R-I" Henri spelled

"henri is spelled with a Y not an I dumbass"She said trying to be smart

"not my name" henri said

"why not?" she asked

"well the I stands for Idiot...at least that is what my mom always used to say" Henri said with obvious ignorence

"OH! OHHH. to much tequila." cynthia moaned

"Hey! My mom didn't drink tequila when she was pregnent with me...she drank Vodka" Henri said defending achoholic mommy

"Not that you moron I am about to vomit" Cynthia said holding her mouth

"well why don't you go into these convinent bathrooms" henri pointed to said bathrooms as Cynthia ran inside

"hmm this might take awhile...oh well. Hey nothing you can say" Henri began to sing

10 minets passed

"The ace of spades oh the ace of spades" Henri continued singing

10 more minets

"and I'm hungry like the wolf" Henri still sang

CREEK

"finally I am going to ignore the fact that you came out of the mens room and..." He began to say

a dead carcass was flung on him

"hey what is the big idea!" henri said pissed

"REALESE THE DOGS!" He heard a voice say

"dogs? this is not going to end well is it?" Henri said unhappy as two dogs walked up

"this is the end" henri said as he covered his eyes and waited inevitable death

"hmm what is this?" he said as he looked

the dogs were eating their fallen comrade

"whew doged that bullet" henri said as he wiped his head off

the dogs still were preoqupied

"I wonder what happened to that horny bitch?" Henri said standing watching the show...or the dogs eating the dead one

"hey these dogs are wussies. I bet you won't hit me panzy" Henri danced around the dog

"that's what I thought bitch" Henri said pulling out his pipe

WHACK

"oh hell no!" one of the dogs said

"what is it?" the other dog asked

"this stupid asshole up there just hit me in the head with a pipe." Dog number one said

"yeah so what are you going to do about it fleabag" Henri mocked

"That's it I am going to tear this guy a new asshole" Dog number one said again

"bob no please not again" Dog number two said

"we are passed talking jim besides it's only a matter of time before he pops you" number one said

"good point" number two said as they began to growl at henri

"Oh shit not good" Henri said

"now?" dog two asked

"sure" he said as they jumped at henri

"OH SHIT!" henri said ducking and hiding inside of the boy's bath room

"whew close one hmm what is this another hole...well i am not coming out soon so I might as well see what is in here" he said climbing in

when henri awoke...yes he was back in his apartment somehow.

"Oh damn it was just a dream at least in this one didn't get raped by some weird dude in this one" Henri said

"Damn I was hoping the chains would be gone too" Henri said disappointed

"hey a note" he stated…to the door

"Mom why doesn't u wake up. P.S check for notes more often dipshit" Henri read the note

"oh another one" Henri said

"there is another world that which is beyond the world of our god...actually I think it exists within who knows. I would hate to be in your situation right now…….wait I am in your situation right now…..damn" the note read

"I feel sorry for the poor bastard that is in my situation too….Hey wait a minuet…..dogs can't talk" Henri said referring to the dogs from earlier

"oh well time to go back to the hey hello there" Henri said as he walked passed his cabinet it was moved slightly ajar

"just a little push" He said sliding it across the floor

"oh goody a gun" Henri said happily

"hmm a hole in the wall as well let's just take a look" Henri said looking through it

"Hey it's butt the rabbit …this must be Eileen's house ….err…. apartment" he said

"now where did I leave the broom?" She asked butt

"by the wall" Henri said

"oh thanks disembodied voice of god" Eileen said walking to the right wall even though the hint could have meant any wall

"strip..strip..strip..strip.."Henri kept chanting

"Oh time to go spy on my neighbor Henri!" She yelled as she ran out of the room

"how the hell is she going to spy on me I can't even leave the room." Henri wondered

(Batman effect) to a dark room

"So you left the gun in the room?" a voice was heard

"yeah" another voice was heard

"you idiot" the fist voice said

"HEY I DON'T PAY YOU GUYS TO LAY AROUND" Walter yelled as he turned on a light

"you don't pay us at all we just took unwilling volunteers" the second voice said again

"yeah…err…wait can I have money" the first voice asked

"No. We need to complete the 21 sacraments" Walter said

"you just made the ritual up actually your son made the ritual up" Voice 2 said

"oh just shut up I have a whore to kill" Walter said as he left

The camera turns and we see……..James and Kuja

"Hey when do we get to kill?" James asked

"whenever Walter stops hogging the fun" Kuja replied

"just to ask we are the bad guys right?" James asked

"yes we control room 302 from right here….where ever we are" Kuja said

"riiight hey let's play Mario party" James said

"again…oh allright fine" Kuja said as they turned on the Gamecube

(BE) to henri

"I hear my phone ringing" Henri screamed in joy as he ran towards it

"hello room 302" Henri said

"Hey dick head why did you leave me here in the subway alone!" Cynthia screamed at him

"hey you are the one who left me so don't bitch at me" Henri shot back

"well I have some coins so come get them asshole" she said

"maybe I will" Henri said as he hung up the phone

"I guess this means back in the hole huh" Henri said scared

END OF CHAPTER

Finally got to chapter 2. I have been addicted to the game Shadow Man I have been playing it non stop it is a very good game. By the way if you haven't already check out a story called cute baby Pyramid head fun it is very funny. I am going to start a new feature next chapter if you help me. When you review the story ask me a question. I will answer it next chapter. You can ask me Darkcomet, James, Kuja, Walter, Henri, or anyone else anything and we will try to answer..if I can teach them to use a computer so don't forget I will answer 1 to three questions at a time so ask away.