Chapter 3

Subways suck

Disclaimer: I do not own silent hill 4 or anything else...I hate those damn trains.

Henri was now coming to after he crawled through the hole last chapter.

"whoa it is like a satonic twisty slide..hey I'm back in the subway this sucks man well I might as well explore it a...OH SHIT!" Henri screamed as he saw a maniquen holding it's hand out

"oh I thought it was real for a second...ha stupid manniquen I have beaten you" Henri stood in triumph of nothing

"Hey just take the coins dumbass" the manniquen said

"You can talk?" Henri said confused

"no" it said and sat there

"O.k weird just going to take the coins and leave you to your...uh...hmm..manniquenness or whatever it is that you were doing" Henri said taking the coins and leaving

"Hey he came back" Dog number 2 said

"Damn I knew I forgot some thing!" Henri screamed

"Time to get a new ass chewed" dog number 1 said as they lunged at henri. Henri drew his pipe

they were about to connect...

we interupt this story for an announcement from the author

"My fellow readers this scene contaians cruelty to animalsand henri screaming like a girl. But due to the graphic nature of this scene I must strike it from the story or P.E.T.A. Would be on my ass for somethin I don't even own, so The rest of the time I will have james sing a few lines from his favorite song...Weird al's White and Nerdy...Hit the music Kuja

A dark stage is shown a spotlight comes on and James is seen in the light.

"They see me mowin' my front lawn..think I'm just to white and nerdy" James sang and concluded

"That's it" Kuja asked

"yep" James said smiling

"you sang thirty seconds" Kuja said

"So is that bad or some thing" James said like a three year old trying to win an argument

"James on the scale of 1 to 10...you suck" Kuja said

"I hate you" James screamed storming off

"Now back to the story" Kuja said smiling and chasing after james

(BE) back to the story

Dog parts are lying every where and henri is holding one of the dogs head

"Who is the bitch now!" Henri screamed in triumph as the other dogs looked on and stared in disbelief

"this is one twisted bastard he just tor our dead friend there to pieces and ate the guts" Dog number 2 said in shock

Dog number 1 explodes

"yep time to go home" dog number 2 ran off

"HA! I WIN!" Henri yelled as he ran off down the hallway to the turn stile

"please insert coins" Henri read and did as instructed and went through

"OWWWW MY HEAD!!!!" Henri began to scream as he reached the bottom of the stairs I neglected to inform you of

"OHHHH!" a moan is heard

"OH GOD IT IS THE DREAM DEMON!" Henri screamed

"MOAN MOAN MOAN" it moaned

"take this!" Henri yelled as he kicked the ghost in the balls

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" it screamed as it fell on the ground in pain and henri ran off..down stairs I mention this time

"whew close call" Henri said

"HENRI!" he heard a woman scream

"...mom" Henri said confused

"Over here dumbass" cynthia screamed

"oh...you" Henri said

"what do you mean you You left me alone here" Cynthia said extremely pissed

"actually you left me here so screw you bitch" Henri said as he walked off

"oh if I get out I am going to kick your ass so bad" Cynthia said

"I suppose I should check the front of the train for the way out of this damn place" Henri said moving to the front of the train

after he had reached the front of the train

"hmm now let's see what should I do...oh I got it letme just pull this lever here and" Henri started to say

creek

"well that did something let's go see" Henri said

"hmm I wonder what it" Henri startewd to say

"oh henri" said a freed cynthia holding a taser

"shit" henri said

We again inturupt this story for an announcement from Darkcomet

"I am sorry to bother you again but due to the graphic nature of this scene I can not show it or tons of beer drinking men will be pissed that a middle aged man is getting the dog shit beat out of him by a prostitute...though funny it must be stricken from the story we will now see...oh jesus...James singin breaking the law by judas priest"

"Beakin' the law Breakin' the law" James sang

" I hate my job" I say

"Beakin' the law Breakin' the law" James still sang

"back to the story please god" I pray

(BE) back to the story

"Who's your momma" Cynthia said standing over henri

"you" henri cried

"that's right...bitch" She said walking back to the train

"hey wait for me" Henri said catching up to her

"hey why didn't you just leave through there" Henri said pointing

"because" Cynthia said

"and because is..." Henri said

"because me standing here is a pointless plot device" cynthia said

"uhhh...ok" Henri said going out the back door

"hmm which way do I go, left...or right" Henri said

(BE) 30 minets later

"I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I AM GOING TO EAT MY WAY OUT" Henri screamed as he started to bite the train

"henri the door out is right here" Cynthia said pointing to door out

"I..I knew that" Henri said exiting the train

"well the only place to go is in that door" Cynthia said pointing to the door

"Oh cool a hole.. Hey cynth...where the hell did she go now" Henri said as he crawled in the hole

"hmmm awake in my own room again very, very strange" Henri said leaving the bedroom

"Nothing seems to be around here like I had hoped so let's just look in the peep hole and go back inside the hole" Henri said going to his door

outside of his room

"Mr sunderland why are you up in this hallway?" Eileen asked as she tried to spy on henri through the peep hole

"I have come to collect rent...which is always an adventure for me" Frank said

"Oh yeah uhh rent hey you know sometimes I hear the disimbodied voice of god in this hallway talking to me" Eileen said changing the subject

"really what does it say to you?" Frank asked

"It calls me a bitch and moans about how it wants to sleep with me" Eileen said

"cool" Fank said walking away

" Dumb bitch" Henri said

"see there it is again" Eileen said chasing down frank

"well time to go back in" Henri said

END OF CHAPTER

WOW! I have been playing way too much dead rising. I now have the third chapter done whew. also two other things if you haven't already check out cute baby pyramid head fun...I have to bring something this funny up twice I mean it would be a crime if you didn't read it. and two would you please ask my little slaves...er...charecters questions...please the were sad they had no questions to answer and Walter threatened to kill himself again. So until next time please read and review