Chapter 5
The bitch is back
Disclaimer: I do not own anything in this story...not event the story itsself (GASP!)
When Henri was finally done crying he put some new clohes on and burned his old one by clogging them in an electrical outlet...it may have shocked him badly but he burned those damn clothes.
"Whew lucky I know how to start a fire using an outlet" Henri said never once thinking of catching hi apartment on fire
"Hey I wonder what Eileen and Frank are doing to richard?" Henri thought
(BE) across the building
Knock knock
"Mrs. Braintree" frank hollared
"yes" A woman answered the door that woman being richards husband
"I don't know how to say this but.." Eileen started to say
"Richard is cheating on you with...that guy who owns all of the guns...yes he's gay" Frank said
"RICHARD COME OUT HERE!" Mrs. Braintree yelled
"yes bertha" Richard said coming up to her
"is it true what they say?" She asked
he looked at her and then looked at them
"Why did you tell her!" Richard scremed
"You Bastard!' She screamed as she clocked richard walked into her room and as quickly as she walked in walked out with a suitcase
"I'm leaving..se you in hell you gay son of a bitch" She said as she stormed off
"I didn't think she would get that mad" Richard said
"Oh I did" eileen said
"I mean I only have to work one hour more" Richard said rubbing his face
"Yeah and being gay with the gun guy shouldn't have pissed her off that bad" Frank said snikering
"Yeah she shou...WHAT!!!!!" Richard screamed
"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!" They both laughed
"You asshole first you duct tape my ass shut im my sleep, Then you trick my dog out into traffic..now you make my wife leave me!" He screamed
"I know isn't it great" Eileen said rolling on the ground
"RGGH...Just leave me alone" He said slamming his door
"Hey richard sorry about your cat!" Frank yelled
"what cat...OH YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Richard screamed as frank and Eileen ran off
(BE) to henri
"whoa the hole has gotten bigger...how the hell does that happen?" Henri said to himself
"That is easy" Said that dog off of the rocky and bullwinkle show
"than how does it happen smartass" Henri said
"Erosion you retard" He said
"Retard huh" Henri said pulling out his gun
"You don't have tha balls to shoot me" The dog said acting tough
"I have balls ulike a certain neutured person standing in frotn of me" Henri said smirking
"you bastard" The dog said befor he was shot.
"Now...into the hooooollleeee" Henri said taking a running dive into the hole
but on the way through the hole u-turned
"SON OF A BITCH THAT HURT!' Henri said as he was going through the apartment walls so everyone in the building could hear him
"See God IS everywhere" Eileen said
"Oh shut up Eileen" Frank said back
When henri reached the end of the tunnel
"uhhhhhh my head" Henri said waking up
"Hey where did I come from?" Henri said looking around because he quite literally droped out of nowhere
"That is so damn cheap at least in the subway I came from an escalator" Henri said walking to the nearest door
"Hmm this place looks like an abandoned factory..hey a surveilence camera I wonder if it still works and I am being watched right now" Henri said as he left the factory.
(BE) to a place
"Damn we are screwed man he knows we are watching him" James said freaking out
"He said I WONDER if any one is watching me dumbass" Walter said
"I didn't hear him say dumbass" James said
"Moron" Walter said
They were still recovering from that fight with cynthia as a demon Kuja had taken the most he was bruised from head to toe
"That demonic bitch she is lucky you killed her Walter" Kuja said
"I know" Walter said he has a black eye
"But I made her run" James said who was bruised a little bit less than kuja with a big scar across his face but he feels no pain..because he is to stupid to feel pain
"Hey walter could you go over the plan again?" Kuja asked
"Ok here is what we do" Walter said as the camer left earshot of them and went to a richter scale that was begining to flip out
(BE) back to henri
"Whoa there is a car here" Henri said running over to the car
"Let's see Websters dictinary, Guide to the occult, Silent hill 4 for dummines, How to get out of a sealed room with bullet proof windows and chains on the door, A note that says very important...damn no money" Henri said starting to leave the car
"wait a minuet why I don't I just drive out of here" Henri said getting in the car and flooring the gas pedal and ramming through the gate
He drove through another forrest area and then to another that had a large rock in the middle of it
"Oh shit a person" Henri said hitting the breaks
"D..D..Damn" A man studdered before he was hit and launched about 20 feet
"Oh shit I think I killed him..oh well Might as well see if he has a wallet on him" Henri said as he turned off the card and got out of the car..When suddenly an earthquake hit
"What the hell!" Henri screamed
(BE) back to that place..where Walter is
"What the hell is going on down there?" Kuja said
"I know what it is" James said as he grabbed a shovel and ran off
"I don't know this isn't part of my plan" Walter said
(BE) Back to Henri
"Whoa can't stand upright whoa" Henri said loosing his balance
when suddenly it stoped
"Whew I thoughht the ground was going to crack there for a second" Hneri said
Crack Crack
"Damn" Henri said
A tiny hand shot up from the ground..When suddenly James showed up and started to beat it with a shovel
"Hey what are you doing sir?" Henri asked
"I am just a tree uhh I am droping leaves right now" James said continuing to whack the tiny hand
"Oh ok then mr. Tree" Henri said
The tiny hand then grabbed the shovel and hit James over the head with it knocking him out...It then rose out of the ground as Kuja teleported in and teleported out with James
when it's whole body reached the surface it let out a scream
"FINALLY I AM FREE!" the zombie screamed
"Hey aren't you a cute little girl zombie what is your name?" Henri asked
"Laura" the newly ressurected Laura said
(BE) Back to that place
"Oh shit she's back damn" Kuja said
"well at least it isn't like my twin brother posessing a guy through his arm" Walter said
"Yeah that guy is retarded" James said now coming too
"Hey James I thought you said you shot her?" Walter said annoyed
"I did and then I buried her..I knew I should have put concrete over her grave" James said
(BE) Back to henri
"Hey Laura whay do you look all decomposed?" Henri asked
"Because that son of a bitch capped me in the back of the head when I was using the bathrrom and then buried me for a few months but now I am back from the dead" Laura said to henri
"So you are evil?" Henri asked
"yes" She answered
"and you might kill me?" Henri asked
"Might I will kill you" Laura said
"Oh I see...My go Laura what is behind you!" Henri screamed
"Where...OH DAMNIT!" She screamed as henri shot her in the back of the fead and began to kick her body.
Whn Henri was done he got back in the car and strarted it up
"Now Out of this forest" Hneri said as he hit the gas pedal
the car died
"DAMN CAR!" Hneri got out and began to beat the car
a blck shadow then came up behind Henri
END OF CHAPTER
Ohh suspenseful.. Who is the shadow I know but you don't
This times question is from Schreiberjoe
Why the hell is every bitch in this Parody (to date) so bloody horny and crazy about that wimpy Henri? I mean he's a complete moron... isn't he?
Darkcomet: Without question he is an idiot.
Henri: No I am just dead sexy
Darkcomet: Suuuure what ever helps you sleep
Cynthia: I just want my money
Eileen: I want to make babies with him
Darkcomet: But the question is WHY!
Eileen: Because he is dead sexy
Henri: Damn straight!
Richard: Sup' Bitch
Darkcomet: Quit saying that to me your not in prison any more
Cynthia: I just want some money
Walter: But you just charge two cents
Cynthia: So!
Eileen: I also want his money
Henri: WHAT!
Eileen: Dead sexy
Henri: Oh I thought you said my money
Darkcomet: There you have it folks Cynthia wants her two cents and Eileen thinks he is dead sexy (sure) cough andwantshismoney cough please read and reveiw and send me more questions
Henri: I knew it was my studly manner
Darkcomet: Just shutup henri.