Chapter 6
T-T-T-today Junior
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A dark shadow rose up behind of henri
"Whoa!" Henri said startled
"You s-s-s-son of a b-bitch" a really freaky looking guy
"yes" Henri said
"y-y-you tried to steal my c-c-c-car didn't you" He said
"M-M-M-Mabey" Henri said making fun of the guy
"I-I hate -t when people m-m-m-make fun of my v-v-v-voice" He studdered some more
"W-W-What are you going to do about it" Henri said laughing
"L-L-Let me show you" He said
(BE) to that place...again
"Hey walter why do you want to kill this guy?" Kuja asked
"well it looks like henri is barking up the wrong tree...like me and James did" Walter said
"did you say my name" James said
"no I said dumbass...oh wait that is your middle name" Walter said
"burn" Kuja said
"Oh yeah well you are going to die today" James said making up a stupid come back
"Hey dip shit let me save you some time...I'm already dead" Walter said
"oh yeah well I banged you mom" James said in triumph
"James my mom left me in that damn room I grew up with you we were almost like brothers" Walter said
"So that mean you...EWWWWWW!" Kuja said
"Oh yeah smart ass uhhh I uhh suck it" James said as he threw a smoke bomb and ran off
"I swear I should not have made James drink all of that paint when he was 5" Walter said coughing
"Or having Frank beat him in the head with that damned plank" Kuja said
"Oh shut...hey how do you know our dad?" Walter asked
"I can read minds..Hello where have you been" Kuja said sarcastically
"Well it looks like Henri just got his ass whopped lets watch some more" Walter said
(BE) back to the woods
"and that is ultamite nin-nin-nin-nin- Karate" the guy said
"Ow I just got my ass kicked" Henri said stating the obvious
"That was my shadow clones a-a-a-asshole" He said
"who are you?" Henri asked
"I am Jasper...Jasper I f-f-forget my last name" Jasper said
"oh ok...Weirdo" Henri said under his breath
"what was t-t-t-that?" Jasper asked
"uhh I like bushido" Henri said something that made no sense
"that makes no sense..but I beleive you" Jasper said
"Hey you didn't studder" Henri said
"Hey I didn't this may be a new beggining for me" Jasper said
"AHHHHHHHH!" Zombie laura screamed as she sat up
henri shoots her back down
"Holy s-s-s- damnit" Jasper said
"oh well hey what is this rock" henri said not giving two shits about Jasper
"that isn't a r-r-r-r-r-r-r-rock have you ever seen f-f-f-frozen phecies" Jasper said
"yeah once...oh damn" Henri said
"well this isn't f-f-f-frozen phecies I just like to t-t-t-talk about it, this is a-a-actually a c-cerimonial rock used f-f-for...cerimonies" Jasper said
"Why did you say you like frozen phecies" Henri asked
"Because it is all I e-e-eat" Jeasper said
"ha that's a funny joke" Henri said chuckiling
"Y-y-yeah it is but I am not j-j-joking" Jasper said seriosly
"Oh ok then I amjust going to go uhh this way then..bye" Henri said running off
"o-o-ok then b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-bye" Jasper said as he waved goodbye
after that moment zombie laura got back up
"Ohh that bastard is going to get it" Zombie laura said angry
"H-h-hey are you the t-t-t-tooth fairy?" Jasper asked
"Yes I am the damn tooth fairy now give me your damn money!" She yelled at Jasper
"to hell with you I am not going to give y-y-y-you shit" jasper said
"Oh you arn't are you I guess I am going to have to kick your ass" she said
"w-w-w-we'll see" Jasper said
(BE) to henri
"Hmm an orphanage huh?" Henri said as he reached the wish house
"Hey a hole" Henri said running and diving in
When he awoke there was a big crack in his photo above his bed
"I need to find out how I get into bed" Henri said getting up
"Those two idiots Eileen and frank are probably tormenting richard again why don't you all go watch them I have to poo" Henri said walking in his bathroom
(BE) to Eileen and Frank
"shh frank shut up this is one of our best pranks we have ever pulled on him" Eileen said
"I know (chuckle) I know" Frank chuckled like a little schoolgirl
"shh shh here he comes" Eileen said
"I love little kids except for that little Wally son of a bitch la l.. hey why is my door open? Oh well My bologni has a first n" Richard sang as he walked in his apartment
"There is that son of a bitch" a man with a deep voice said
"Holy shit Tony how did you get here..V-vinnie how are you" Richard said scared
"Some girl named eileen called us and told us where you were hiding" Vinnie said
"Well that bitch is a liar..I am not here right now" Richard said
"Richard how stupid do you think I am..I am only going to fall for that 15 times" Tony said
"Well I uhh well shit" richard said
"Vinnie close the door" Tony said
"Get the bats" Tony said
"Those sons of bitches I am going to hurt them" Richard said
"Should I do it" Vinnie asked
"yes" Tony said as they began to beat richard with bats
"Honestly though how did you make these guys believe you?" Frank asked
"Oh I just called them and told them Richard braintree has you money at his apartments in ashfeild...and he called you guys his bitch" Eileen said
"What are we going to do to him next?" Frank asked
"Funny you should ask let's go back to the storage room and see what we have down there" Eileen said as she walked off
(BE) back to henri
"AHHHHHH WHO DOES NUMBER TWO WORK FOR!" Henri screamed
"I SAY WHO DOES NUMBER TWO..WORK FOR!" Henri screamed some more
(BE) uhh to that place now known as the base
"Hmm how can I do this" Walter wondered
"Do what?" Kuja asked
"Kill all of the targets" Walter said
"But you already killed cynthia..right?" Kuja asked
"actually..she was dead when I got there...Probably stabbed herself" Walter said
"I don't think so" Kuja said
"Hmm Hey Wally!" Walter yelled
"yes daddy" Wally said
"I need you to go to the woods" Walter said
"O.K" wally said running off
"wait your sending the little kid" Kuja said
"thats right. to hell with child labor laws" Walter said
"Hey guys look what I found in the forest" james said walking in with something wrapped in a blanket
"aww what is it james a baby puppy, A little raccoon, an abandoned baby" Kuja said reaching for it
"no even better" James said
"Then what is it?" Walter asked
"A Rabid, disease ridden badger" James said as he unwrapped the the badger
"ROAR!" it roared
"AHHH HELP ME!" Walter said as the Badger bit onto his face
" OH MY GOD MORE OF THEM ARE RUNNING INSIDE THE BASE!" Kuja screamed
"That's the best news of all I walked to their peaceful little colony and kicked all of them and then peed on their golden statue of a badger" James said as he was taken down by the badgers
(BE) back to room 302
"ahh finally that was a big dump" Henri said
"allright..one..two..THREE!" Henri screamed as he dove in the hole
about midway through it curved and he ran straight into the wall and knocked himself out.
END OF CHAPTER
Hmm no questions...I think the charecters are about to lose their minds..oh well. sorry about Jasper being a ninja I have been watching and playing WAY too much Naruto. but please send me your questions in reveiw, message, replyies to my reveiws,snail mail, a letter written in your blood however it takes but please..do not send it snail mail. I will update my story soon...Hopefully