Chapter 7

The little bastard

Disclaimer: I don't own anything..still..(looks around)...Snatch and run!... (Darkcomet runs off)

Last time that retard Henri Had dove into the hole and is still knocked out

"and every night I will save your life...Dreams of absolution" henri sang in his unconscience state.

(BE) Might as well torment richard

"allright nothing wrong with my apartment those sick bastards haven't been here yet" Richard said still covered in bandages from last chapter

thud

"PLEASE DON"T HURT ME!" Richard screamed getting into the fetal position

"don't worry sexy" Eileen said

"huh" Richard looked up and saw Eileen standing there in sexy lingerie

"come get me tiger" She said walking into his bedroom

Richard ran in there taking off his clothes

"ohh...how...tiny.."eileen said

"Huh?" richard asked

"I said uhh... Now it's miney?" eileen said

"oh ok" Richard said as he climbed on top of Eileen

"are you happy Richard?" Eileen asked

"Oh yeah babey" Richard said going for a kiss

"Good" she said as she grabbed a rusty knife and stabbed him square in the nuts

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Richard screamed in bloody murder

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" Eileen laughed

"HAHAHAHAAH!" Fank laughed as he tumbled out of the closet

"did you record that?" Eileen asked wiping off a tear

"you bet" Frank said

"good let's go put it on the internet" Eileen said as they left richard bleeding on the floor

"help me" Richard pleeded

nothing

"I'm going to die here" Richard said in despair

(BE) back to henri

"All hail shadow...Heroes rise again" Henri kept singing

"hmm" Henri started to wake up

"oh yeah I ran into the wall I shouldn't dive in there anymore" Henri said

"y-y-y-y-y-your awake" Jasper said again

"Oh you again" Henri said

"H-h-h-h-hey you should c-c-c-check out the graveyard" Jasper said

"why?" Henri asked

"w-wh-why not?" Jasper said

somewhere a loud yell could be heard

"DAMN YOU TO HELL!" an angry voice was heard in the distance

"did you hear something?" Henri asked

"n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n" Jasper tried to say

"let me guess no" Henri said

"y-yeah" Jasper said

"well screw this I'm going to the graveyard..for no real reason" Henri glared at Jasper as he left

"W-w-what did I -d-d-do" Jasper said

(BE) to the base

"I SWEAR TO GOD THE NEXT SON OF A BITCH TO ANSWER WHY NOT I AM GOING TO KILL IN A VERY BRUTAL WAY!" James screamed

"Whoa damn" Kuja said

"yeah James we should be pissed at you for bringing in those damn badgers" Walter said

"hey what did you do with those anyway?" Kuja asked

"oh I put them somewhere safe" Walter said

(BE) back at richards

"OWWW WHO PUT RABID BADGERS IN HERE!!" Richard screamed after opening his closet looking for a frst aid kit

(BE) back at the base

"Hey where has bill been" James asked

"Darkcomet was too lazy to give him to many lines so he is in vegas with cheap prostitutes until he is needed" Walter said

"You know you could have just said he was in vegas" Kuja said

"shut up where is henri?" Walter asked

"in the grave yard" Kuja said

(BE) to the graveyard

"la la la...who are you?" Henri said as he stopped

"my name is Wally...er...uh...Silver" Wally said

"You are not a hedgehog" Henri said

"Oh yeah...actually..I am uhhhhhhh nameless?" Wally said

"works for me" Henri said

"whew" Wally breathed a sigh of releif

"so why are you out here?" Henri asked

"to stalk yo...I mean to make sure you don't commit suicid...I mean for no reason" Wally said

"h-h-h-h-h-he is lying" Jasper said coming from nowhere

"Damnit where did you come from?" Henri said

"f-f-from the orphanage" Jasper said

"Whatever..hey kid do you have any..Hey where did he go?" Henri said

"I-I-I wish he would have g-g-g-gone into my pants" Jasper said

"yeah...wait what?" Henri said

"n-n-nothing" Jasper said

"you sick son of a bitch" Henri said disgusted walking out the door

"I-I-I love it w-w-w-when he's angry" Jasper started to follow henri

(BE) back to ashfeild

Richard was dressed again and marching to Eileens room

BANG BANG BANG

Richard knocked on the door

"oh hi Richard" Eileen said innocently

"Eileen I just wanted to say I think your jokes are very funny..put er there" Richard said smiling sticking out his hand

"Sure thing buddy" eileen shook his hand

ZAP ZAP ZAP

"HA HA GOT YOU BITCH GOT YOU!" Richard screamed

"why? Why would you do that to a girl...whaaaaaa" Eileen started to cry

"richard what did you do?" Frank asked

"Oh shit I didn't mean to make her cry" Richard said to frank

at that moment a dart went into richards neck

"ahhh" Richard screamed

"HA that rat poisen and anthrax mixed together" eileen said

"heh heh" Fank chuckled

"You...BITCH!" Richard screamed as he dove onto Eileen and started to strangle her

"Oh Snap" Richard said still laughing

(BE) back to the orphanage

"Ahh finally lost that weird studdering fag" Henri said

"h-hh-hey" Jasper said appearing from nowhere

"oh damnit" Henri said

"C-c-c-could you get me some chocolate milk?" Jasper asked

"WHAT THE HELL FOR!" Henri yelled

"I am thirsty" Jasper said

"fine what the hell" Henri said climbing back into the hole

(BE) back into room 302

"I seriosly wonder how I get into my bed" Henri still wondered that ever burning question

"Hey is that the sound of someone getting strangled" Henri thought as he went to his peep hole

"nothing hmm" Henri then went and looked through the hole to Eileens room

"YOU DIRTY STINKING BITCH!" Richard screamed still chocking her

"JERRY JERRY JERRY!" A bunch of people chanted

all of a sudden Jerry Springer popped up out of nowhere

"ok folks please stop the fighting" Jerry springer said

When a bullet entered his brain and in ran Tom crusie

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAah I LOVE KATIE HOLMES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" He screamed as he jumped up and down and bit the couch..then ran off

"ok that is enough" Frank said as he pulled and dragged richard off and shut the door

"Ouch I probably need to get these clothes off" Eileen said

"YES!" Henri thought

"I should take them off slowly and dance infront of this little hole in the wall" Eileen said

"HELL YES!" Henri though

Eileen started her little dance

(BE) back to the base

"Oh yeah" Walter said...he was watching Eileen over the T.V. He put a camera in her room...for obvious reasons

"HEY WALTER" Namine said popping up from nowhere

"Oh shit" Walter said changing the channel

"What are you watching" Namine said in disgust

"hmmm" Walter looked at the T.V. screen

"Spank me" A bent over Barney in tight leather said to a little kid

"Why?" the kid asked

"just shut the hell up and spank me...yeah harder..get the whip" Barney said

"i suppose it is a horny machosistic Barney wanting little kids to molest him...uh..James wanted to watch it... JAMES YOUR SHOWS ON!" walter said glancing nervously

"Yeah Horny Barney!' James said as he came running from a room in the base

"Holy shit he did really want to watch it.. I mean of course he did" Walter said

"Hey what was on the previous channel" James said

"Damnit" Walter said

"Hey is that Eileen galvin stip dancig" James said

"JAMES CAHNGE THE CHANNEL!" Walter screamed

"screw that this is twice as good" James said

"Uhh I can explain namine you see" Walter tried to find words

"Huh I wasn't even paying attention" Namine said

"then lets go this way" Walter said

"Hey is James watching porn?" Namine asked

"yeah ever since his wife left..you know" Walter said

"Hey james if you want a girlfriend I now a friend who is desperate enough to date you" Namine said

"desperate?" James said

"I mean really horny" Namine said covering up her tracks

"Oh count me in then" James said as he coninued to Watch Eileen

"as I said before do I really need to keep doing this?" the ghost that got farted on complained

"yes we are paying you after all" Kuja said

"no you aren't" the female ghost said

"Well just be grateful you are hiding behind those masks" Kuja said

"Yeah that's true" the male ghost said as he took off his mask...it was sora

"why are we doing this again" The female said taking off her mask..it was Kairi

"I am not a liberty to say" Kuja said

"Oh well back to work" Sora said as he left

"O.K Namine I have to go kill a studdering freak..see you later" Walter said kissing Namine and leaving

(BE) back to room 302

"that was refreshing" Henri said

"hey why are there so many notes under my door...oh well" Henri said

"chocolate milk it is past expiration but oh well." Henri said walking back to the bathroom

(BE) in the Forest

"W-w-w-where is that guy with the m-m-milk" Jasper said as a shadow came up behind him with a knife in hand

END OF CHAPTER

Who is behind Jasper.. and Who is James's date all of this answered in next chapter

Question time again huh? ok then this question is from schrieberjoe his question is for James..oh boy

James: Yes finally!

Walter: Showoff

Darkcomet: the question is "We all know you banged Walters mom and all...but what if Walter is the father of Frank and if frank is married to cynthia and they had a pair of twins named Eileen and Kuja? and the horrid twist is that Richard is Eileens lover and they had a son called jasper. so what does that make you?"

Kuja: (eyes twitch)

Eileen: Pulls out knife ready to commit suicide

James: Bashes his head into the wall repeatedly

Walter: Wait who did I bang to get this far?

Namine: Me mabey

Walter: No frank is like 50 and we did it last week

James: I have to answer THIS!

Darkcomet: thats right

James: why me

Darkcomet: because lady luck hates you

James: you got that damn right...anyway I guess I would be...uh...my granpa and my grandma...ewww mental picture

Darkcomet: I guess you have it he is both of his grandparents

James: and Walter grandson

Darkcomet: and the illegitimate grandson of Walter...that is very disturbing.. anywho please send me more question and I bet you can't guess who is behind Jasper..or who James date is...I played way to much sonic next gen before writing this hence the song "Dreams of Absolution" and "all hail shadow" as a matter fo fact I am listing to "Dreams of Absolution" right now..holy shit...oh and "Dreams of absolution" is Silvers theme..oh well. see you later.