Chapter 8
not so eternal darkness
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as the shadow snuk up behind Jasper Henri popped up through the hole with chocolate milk in hand
"Jasper I got your chocolate milk...who is your friend with the knife?" Henri asked
"W-W-What friend" Jasper said turning around and seeing the person with the knife
"wh-w-who the hell are you" Jasper said shocked
"Uh I...I am...Elvis?" The person said using a voice disguiser
"How are you doing that shadow shrowd to hide your face?" Henri asked
"uhhh...I am wearing a black outfit with a black ski mask" The person said
"I don't beleive you" Henri said
"no really it is a mask" The person said taking it off
"H-H-H-holy shit" Jasper said
"What the hell?" Henri said
"whoops" He said putting the mask back on
"gotta go" he said running off
"that looked like" Henri started to say
"I k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-" Jasper studdered
(BE) to ashfeild
"Gotta watch my back around here...so I bought this revolver...yeah bring it bitch" Richard said paranoid
creeeaaaak
"GO TO HELL YOU BITCH!!" Richard screamed as he turned around and shot the lady who has all of the kids
"why?" she asked as she died instantly
"uhhh...time to run" Richard said as he ran away
the little kids came out of their apartment
"ok momma time to go to hell" one of them said as they pulled out knives
"dieee!!!...Aww damnit she is already dead" The kid said kicking the ground and then stabbing one of his brothers
"you bastard" his brother said stabbing him
they started stabbingeach other...then adults came...with guns...and they started to kill each other..starting a mass riot
"nothing wrong in my apartment whew" Richard said sitting down
"La,la,la,la hmm" Richard said looking at his bedroom door...there were prostitutes 5 of them at his door
KOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"Police we know you have prostitutes in there!" The police yelled
"gee I wondered who called them" Richard said pulling out his gun
a few minets later
"yes" Richard said opening the door
"We have been informed that you have prosititutes in there" The police officer
"by any chance did the informer sound like a woman...who sounded mentally retarted?" Richard asked
"why yes..yes she did" the police officer said
"well as you can see..no prostitutes in here" Richard said
"good enough for me" the police officer said leaving
when richard shut the door there were 5 dead hookers with bullet holes in the head
"damn that Eileen bitch" Richard said loading his gun back up
"hey mr." a little kid said
"huh?" Richard said turning around to see wally
"my daddy says he is going to kill you" Wally said
"why?" Richard asked
"because of bill..that bastard" the kid said
"oh yeah well your dad can go to hell" Richard said
"oh he says he's been there before twice...once because of that guy bill...and once because of mom...er...Cybil Bennate" Wally said
"then who is your mommy" Ricard said
"uhhh...room 302" Wally said
"well let's go see" Richard said grabbing Wally by the arm and dragging him to room 302
(BE) to the forrest
"k-k-k-k-k-k-k-k-know" Jasper said finally finishing his sentance
"Here is your damn milk" Henri said as he threw the milk
"h-hey t-t-thanks" Jasper said as he drank the milk
"can I have something?" Henri asked
"Here t-t-take this shovel and go stick it u-u-up your a-ass" Jasper said throwing the shovel
"asshole" Henri said picking up the tiny shovel and leaving
"son of a bitch calls me asshole oh he is going to get it" Henri said as he threw he shovel down into the ground
"OWWWWWW!" a scream came from no where
"hello?" Henri said
"down here" a root said
"yes" Henri said
"kill me...please" It said in pain
"wish granted" enri said as he cut the root in half..when a key flew out of the root
"sweet...the wish house key" Henri said as he started to walk away
30 minets later
"Hey this tree looks familiar" Henri said
"Holy shit I am trapped here..damn you key..DAMN YOU!" Henri said falling to his knees
(BE) to the base
"hey kuja what curse did you put on that key?" James asked
"I didn't put a curse on it..he's just walking around the same tree repeatedly" Kuja said
"what about the fog?" James asked
"coincidence" Kuja said
"dumbass" James said
"You got stuck in the same place...dumbass" Kuja said
(BE) back to henri
"I am going to throw this damn thing as far as I can" Henri said hurling the key
"now time to go" henri said walking out the door
as he reached the wish house again
"hey the key now time to unlock the house" Henri said as he walked up to the house
(BE) to the apartments
"now why is this door not opening" Richard said
"because you are a bitch" Wally said
"your the bitch...bitch" Richard said
"Richard why are you bothering that little kid" Eileen said
"shut up bitch" Richard said
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME" she screamed
"I said Shut...up...bitch" Richard said moking her when Wally slammed on richards foot and ran off
"you little bastard!" Richard yelled as he shot at him
"OH SHIT!" Eileen said as she ran back inside
"I WILL see that kid again" Richard said leaving
(BE) to the forrest
"so this is the wish house" Henri said
"I-I-I-I guess so" Jasper said walking off
Jasper walked into a room alone
"hello Jasper" a voice said
"n-n-n-no" Jasper said in disbelief
"yes" Walter said shutting the door smirking
"w-w-w-w-why did you bring me here?" Jasper asked
"the same reason I do everthing...to commit a murder" Walter said
"well bring it" Jasper said getting in karate form
"ok then" Walter said walking to Jasper
"damn what does this note say
BANG CRASH SMACK
"screw it" Henri said walking to another part of the house
Walter is lying on the ground
"h-h-h-ha beaten a-a-again" Jasper said
"oh yeah" Walter said standing up
"hey w-w-what do you have?" Jasper asked
"this this is hair spray...and this...this is a lighter" Walter said lighting the lighter up and spraying Jasper
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Jasper screamed
"thats right burn you s-s-studering son of a bitch!" Walter yelled in joy as he vanished
"Oh my god Jasper!" Henri yelled
"I think that Wlter sullavin guy is nearby" Henri said
"I AM FIRE YOU SON OF A BITCH" Jasper screamed in agony
"oh well easy come easy go I guess" Henri said
"that mother" Jasper said as he fell to the ground
"thank god he's dead" Henri said as the fire from Jasper said
"uh-oh not good" Henri said
"time to leave" Henri said trying to open the door
"oh shit locked...Damnit I locked the keys in the door" Henri said
"whoa getting woozy again" Henri said feeling dizzy
"not a good place for this" Henri said passing out again
the fire continued to burn
END OF CHAPTER
shorter this time eh? I am surprised no one gave me shit about dreams of absolution..by the way I am listining to it again as we speak.
todays question comes from Megfallow
"did james ever find out that Frank caught his wife cheating onhim with the milk man so he grinded up her bones and put them in James birthdaycake?"
James:EWWW THAT WASN"T ROCK CANDY YOU SICK BASTARD!
Frank: heh heh uhh yeah they were
James: do thik I am going to believe that?
Darkcomet: yes
James: well you are 100 correct
Kuja: you are braindamaged aren't you?
James: Maybe
Darkcomet: well ther you have it...James figured it out then as quickly as he did forgot..So keep the questions coming
Walter: SEND THEM TO ME DAMNIT!
Darkcomet: You'll get one eventually shut up...see you next chapter