Chapter 9

James has a date

Disclaimer: I still own nothing..not even my own life...uhhh...dead.

As James got off of a bus that took him to a fancy restraunt in Ashfield

"hmm now where is this so called "horny" girl at" James said to himself

"may I help you sir?" A service person at the resteraunt asked

"ummm..yeah I am looking for my blind date" James said

"wee..sniker..no wonder she can't see you" The person said craking a lame joke

"OH MY GOD! Do you actually think she is blind!" James said in shock

"uhhh..no. Do you have a picture?" the man asked

"oh yeah" James said pulling out a picture

"uhh sir" the man said oddly

"yes" James said

"why do you have a naked picture of ronald mcDonald in your wallet?" the man asked

"Oh shit wrong picture" James said snagging the picture

"you do have the picture right?" the man said annoyed

"yeah...no that's nude shots of Mary...ewww ugly..ah here it is" James said pulling out a picture

"are you freaking serious!?" the man said

"yeeeaaah" James said

"positive?" the man asked again

"yes..she smoking hot eh? she is still a virgin to" James said

"bullshit" the man said

"huh" James said

"nothing..yes she's here let me show you to your table...wait how can this be a blind date if the person setting you up gave you a picture?" the man asked

"oh Namine didn't I just stalked out side of her house to get a picture" James said walking inside

(BE) to room 302

"hmmm ahh is it morning?" Hneri asked

"no...damnit" Henri said

"I wish I could play some sonic Next gen...why are you making me say that man" Hneri asked me

"shut up and keep walking around your room" I say

"fine...now let's see nothing better to do then to check the hole" Hneri said ignoring the massive piles of letters under his door

"hey the hole is bigger how the hell does this keep happening?" Hneri asked

"as a matter of fact how do I alway wind up in bed?" Henri thought

(BE) to a few hours ealier

"allright now I need Henri to get back into his bed without knowing how so can you both lift him?" Walter asked

"how much does he way" voice 1 said

"for a skinny man he sure ways alot..probablt 200 pounds" Kuja said

"so why did you leave him in the burning building?" Voice 2 asked

"what fun would it be to just drag him in the hole and stick him in bed" Walter said

"Why me" Voice 2 asked

the suspense must be mounting who are these two people...find out...now

Megfallow,and schriberjoe

"he at least I didn't send you inside of franks honeymoon sweet while him and a demon were having sex...so why am I here?" Schrieberjoe asked

"because I can stick you here..MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AKC...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH" Walter laughed

"I think you have a retard to be saving" Kuja said as schrieberjoe and Megfallow truged inside of the building

"did you really have to douse them in gasoline?" Kuja asked

"Yeah...I just wanted to piss them off" Walter said

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU WALTER!!" Megfallow screamed at Walter

"we better leave" Walter said running

"yeah" Kuja agreed following right behind him

"let me know how that ended up guys" I Darkcomet said

(BE) back in Room 302

"I guess the world will never know." Henri said climbing back into his evergrowing hole...eww

(BE) back at said resteraunt

"so you are famous?" James asked

"kind of" the woman said

"so uhh...what was your name again?" James asked

"Ashley...Ashley Graham" Ashley said

"ah My name is James...James sunderland" James said

"So James why did your first relationship break up?" Ashley asked

"how did you know I had a former relationship?" James asked

"Namine said so" Ashley said

"oh well, I had a wife...but she died...I killed her..twice,but she was an evil bitch" James said

"I never had a relationship before...this is why I want you James" Ashley said

"well then uhhh...not sure...wanna go to a Hotel?" James asked

"sure" Ashley said quikly jumping out of her chair and going to the door

"Damn she is like that damn Mary and Maria rolled into one...very nicely rolled into one" James said smirking heading to the exit

(BE) in a dark damp hallway

"whoa how did I get here...WHO KEEPS DRAGGING ME TO THESE PLACES!" Heni screamed...we already know the answer to that don't we heh heh

"Help me" a voice said down the hallway

"oh another person...just la de freaking great" Henri said getting up and walking foward

"hey you open the door" a very fat man said

"why the hell should I?" Henri ased

"because someone is in here with me" he said

"bullshit" henri said smarting off

"hey asshole I would help you if you were in here"

"no you wouldn't you would just walk on by laughing and stuffing you fat face with oreo cookies" Henri said leaving the room

"you son of a bitch" he said

(BE) more prank time

"that son of a bitch Frank took my gun..deemed me to dangerous starting that riot and all...those bastards deserved it" Richard said sitting in his chair

knock knock knock

"what now?" Richard said getting up to answer his door

"hello" Richard said opening the door..then getting a handkerchief put over his face as he passed out

"there you go boys have at it" eileen said leaving Richard alone with two strange men

"now that she's gone...can we lose our diguises?" the first man asked

"yes we can" the second one said as chains shot out from both of ther heads

after a few minets of tearing off masks and costumes the men were finally relvealed

it was the hang men from Brookhaven Hospital

"so can we have our way with him now?" the first one asked

"yes" the second one replied as they did naughty things to richards anus

(BE) to the nearest motel 6

as an apology Schrieber joe was allowed to watch Ashley strip in the bathroom...you've earned it..lucky guy

"so James what do you think?" Ashley said naked

"I think this is strange" James said

"huh?" Ashley said

"you claim to be a virging...and yet all of these notes are in your private sweet...like this one "best sex ever...love George" "I will call you...love peter" ...and this one..."you gave me AIDS you bitch I will see your ass in court...Love Tom" why are these letters here? James asked

"because uhhh...it was a game we play...yeah that's it...I really am a virgin...I swear" she said crossing her fingers behind her back

"that makes no sense...but I belive you I don't think you have AIDS" James said

"yeah that bastard already had it" Ashley said

"what?" James said

"nothing...now let me make you feel good" Ashley said coming close to James

" I already feel good though...oh thats what you mean" James said

(BE) back to Henri

"I wonder where I am supposed to be going?" Henri said confused

"hmmm why don't I go to the roof...wait why do I want to go there?" Henri asked himself

"Darkcomet why do I want to go to the roof...are you listinig to dreams of Absolution again!" Henri said

"shut the hell up and get to the roof!" I screamed

"allright fine going ...hardass" Henri said to me...bastard

(BE) to the motel six

"so how was it?" James asked

"the best and the longest ever...it lasted 30 whole seconds" Ashley said

"that's why I wish I called myself the half minuet man" James said

"can we do it again?" Ashley asked

"sure I got thrity seconds" James said starting with Ashley again

(BE) lucky bastard...uhhh...Back to Henri he he

"why does it seem that this place is in the middle of nowhere?" Henri asked

"well here I am at the top" Henri said after 5 minuets of climbing

"so what am I supposed to do in here?" Henri said

"ahh how about twisting the wheel here" Henri said

twist

swish

"nothing huh...what!"

RUMBLE RUMBLE

"HOLY SHIT!" Henri screamed as Water shot out of a pipe near himand hit him over th wall plummiing down...down...down.

END OF CHAPTER

Dun...dun...duhh cliffhanger...Ehy let me know how you like Ashley in the story she could become full time so ley us have a vote...yeah or nea...you be the judge...by the way I am NOT listining to Dreams of absolution..I am listining to "All hail Shadow" it is completely differen...oh who am I kidding it is the same

Tonights question is from Schrieberjoe

Darkcomet: it is adressed to Walter!

Walter: HELL YEAH!

darkcomet: shut up and answer the damn question

Walter: you haven't asked it yet

Darkcomet: oh yeah..."Walter, does it ever occur to you that little Wally was in fact...well,not a boy but a girl"

Walter: Damnit they found out about that surgery I gave him when he was 3...that addadicktome

Darkcomet: you did what now?

Walter: nothing...I...uhh He IS...a...uhh Boy

Darkcomet: O...k

Walter:hey what's taht (point..then runs away)

Darkcomet: o.k fine dissapoint everyone I garuntee you won't get another question for a while you bastard...hey all of you non registered readers don't be shy I will answer your questions just ask them..don't worry I will answer them as best as I can so speak up...and those who send questions don't stop (not that you have) I will answer all questions, no question is too weird...trust me...ask me anything...until next time.