Chapter 11
Henri hates holes
Disclaimer:nothing...you get it
When we had last left Henri he was plummiting...again...actually he had plummated and passed out
"mmm what the ...whoa" Henri said
(BE) inside Henri's dream
"I want to make things perfectally clear...I did not have intercourse with your sister Gaara" Henri said
"I didn't ask you about my sister I asked you how your day was" Gaara said wide eyed
"oh then I feel great I just banged your...uhhh..nothing" Henri said
"oh thats it SAND COFFIN!" Gaara said as sand engulfed Henri
"SAND BURIAL!" Gaara screamed as he crushed Henri
"Oh No!" the Cool aid guy said appearing from nowhere
"what the?" Gaara asked
"Cool beam!" the cool aid man shot Gaara
(BE) back to reality
"AHHHH...oh heh bad dream" Henri said getting up
"hmm now where am I? I wish I had a flashlight...wait it's not dark so why would that help me?" Henri said spotting a ladder
"Ahha that is where I must go" Henri said climbing an incredibally tall ladder
(BE) to the base
"owww my neck hurts" Walter said complaining about the beating he took last chapter
"I was decieved...I will have my revenge Megfallow...I will" Kuja said shaking his fist in the air
"damn man where is James" Walter said
"oh hi guys" James said appearing on que
"where the hell have you been?" Kuja asked
"oh just spending time with Ashley" James said
"wait James...is she a guy?" Walter asked
"no" James answered
"how about stupid" Kuja asked
"no she actually repeatedly saved my cousin's husband leon when she was sent to rescue him from that European village" James said
"I thought that was the other way around" Walter said
"no, she told me so" James said
"so James have you...you know yet?" Walter asked
"yes for thirty whole seconds" James said proudly
"WOW! James that is a new record for you" Walter said clapping
"yeah thirty...wait did you say thirty seconds or minuets because thirty seconds is kind of bad" Kuja said
"huh?" James said looking at Kuja funny
"Kuja shut up and congratulate him or he will flip out" Walter whispered in kujas ear
"did I say Seconds were bad...I meant Minuets..Thirty seconds...yeah that is awsome the longer...er..shorter the better" Kuja faked happiness
"thanks buddy..I could hook you up with one of her sisters" James said
"really can I see what one of them look like?" Kuja said
"yeah let me see here" James said getting in Ashley's purse
"here ya' go" James handed him the picture
"hey thanks...oh sweet jesus" Kuja said looking at the picture
"what is i..whoa" Walter said
in the picture was about 50 of the same looking girls standing next to each other..they all looked like ashley
"mother of god...James what is ...one of their names?" Kuja asked
"ohh that's Ashley..and this this is Ashley..oh and that this is Ashley" James said pointing out girls
"oh god so I could cheat and they could never tell me I was doin wrong...cause I hae no idea which one is which" Walter said
"now if you will excuse me for thirty seconds" James said as he went back to the bedroom
"Uhh Walter" Kuja said looking at james leaving
"yes Kuja" Walter said
"he was naked that whole time wasn't he?" Kuja asked
"I believe so" Walter answered
"well I'm going to go kill myself wanna come" Kuja asked
"nah I'll just wait to die from some disease or something" walter said
(BE) back to the prison
"uhh finally made it to the top of the ladder...well atleast to the first floor of this place" Henri said gasping for breath
"now there better be something of pretty damn importance up here" Henri said looking around
"hey a note" Henri said Finally noticing a note on the ground
"hey boss I am going to leave this note lying around so one of the prisinors can find it even though it contains the code you told us to never breath a word of it...0000...that code sucks man but in order to actually use it they must know to turn these handles on the next to floors..two to the left and one to the right respectivley to line up bloody beds...even though theoreticaly you could just line up three holes with the bottom one as a bloody bed but for some reason that won't work..no idea why though...anywho just do that and you will reach the torture chamber"
"that seemed pretty specific" Henri said moving up to the next floor and twisting the handle and then doing the same thing foe the next floor
click...CLANG
"I wonder what that was..oh well I worry about it later" Henri said
"so now whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt" Henri fell down...you guessed it another hole all ten minuets to the bottom
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Henri screamed like a little girl then he hit the bottom
(BE) to richard for the last time (a tear forms in Darkcomets eye)
"ok now whatthe hell could possibly go wron now I hae been stabbed...mauled..probably raped...and been publically humiliated ...what could go wrong now?" Richard asked
knock knock knock
"yeah waddya want" Richard said
"hello sir we are jehovas witnesses" a jehovas witness said
"uh huh I bet...who put you up to this Eileen or frank?" Richard asked
"sir what are you talking about?" the other Jehovas witness said
"well I'm not going down that easy" Richard said as he pulled out a gun and shot one of them between the eyes
"Holy shit man what is your problem!" the alive one screamed
"shut up" Richard said as he shot him too
"hey Richard" Eileen said rounding the corner with frank
"oh shit I guess you didn't send them huh?" Richard said
"oh you killed the jehovas witnesses oh well tha stole my panties anyway" Eileen said as she snatched back her panties from one of their pockets
"yeah and those little bastard kids are stabbing adults again and the adults pulled out their guns and there is another damn riot...tha granny has a rocke launcher" Frank sad as an explosion happened
"oh well not my problem" Richard said as he turned around...big mistake
"NOW!" Eileen said as she trapped Richard in a sack
"Pinata Pinata" Frank yelled as everyone in the apartments came holding bats...clubs...whips...spiked sticks..guns...and a rocket launcher
needless to say we know what happens
(BE) back to the prison
"uhhh how do I keep falling and living?" Henri asked him self
"no clue" a voice said
"uhh what the hell?" Henri said in shock
"hey it's me the guy you left in the cell" the man said annoyed
"who are you again?" Henri asked
"never mind...hey my name is Andrew Desalvo" Andrew said
"so why should I care" Henri said
tug tug
"OH GOD IT'S YOU!" he screamed looking at Wally
"hey it's that little bastard how are you doing" Henri said waving
Wally then ran off
"who is that anyway?" Henri asked
"oh that, that's Walter Sullavin" Andrew said
"you mean that goy who locked me in my room?" Henri said
"no..wait what...how could he lock you in your room if you are here?" Andrew asked
"long story any way gota run" Henri said leaving
(BE) back at the base
"oh shit" Walter said
"what is it?" Kuja asked
"I forgot to give Henri that Damned that damn forest plac card...studderiness" Walter said
"well you got to kill this guy soon anyway might as well leave it and the new one at the door" Kuja said
"good idea gotta go" Walter said running off
(BE) back to Henri
"well here we are this time I must fall down these holes...well BONZAI!" Henri screamed as he jumped in
he landed on the worlds most comfortable matress
"hmm convinent this is down here" Henri said getting up and walking across the room
"hey two plac cards studderiness and... the fat bastard" Henri said trying to open the door
"damn I need a code to enter...what was the code again?" Henri asked himself
(BE) beyond that door
"why did I lock myself in here?" Andrew asked himself
"good question you fat dumbass" Walter said hiding in the corner
"no not you" Andrew stammered backing into the corner
"yes me and I am now goint to stab you to death" Walter said
"no please go no" Andrew said backing up as he tripped and fell into the water
"help I'm drowining" He struggled to swim
"hey buddy the water is ankle deep" Walter said
"goodbye cruel world" he said as he died
"umm sure I guess that counts now just to carve the numberes" Walter said as he carved
(BE) outside the door
"acsses denied" a computer said
"damn I need to really start writing important info. like this down..wait could it be 0000" Henri said as he tried that
"acsses granted" the computer said as the door opened
"cool...hey wait Andrew is dead oh whatthe hell I didn't like him nyway" Henri said
"oh shit getting woozy again...whoa...ah not good" Henri said as he collapsed
He later awoke in his room
"mmmm hey the sun is starting to set" Henri said as he looked out his window
he walked back into his living room and he loked through the Hole to Eileen's room
"hey look it's butt the rabbit I wonder why it is named that." Henri said as he looked around
"might as well go back to the hole" he said as he went into his bathroom
"hmm it got biger again oh well" Henri said as he crawled in it
Henri found himself in an alleyway
"well getting higher up in the world eh?" Henri asked himself as he walked down the alley
"why the hell is there a car on a roof" Henri now relising he is on a roof and there is a car there
"aaaaaaaahhhHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" a scream came
"hmm" Henri said looking up
"AHHHHHHH!" he saw a man falling
thud
"ow my ass huh where the hell am I?" Richard asked himself
"hey aren't you Richard Braintree..that guy that Frank and Eileen torment all of the time?" Henri asked
"yeah..wait is Eileen behind this?" Richard asked reaching for his gun
"no...I have been stuck in my room for about..Oh I don't know THREE WEEKS..AND NO ONE HAS TRIED TO HELP ME!" Henri screamed
"hey didn't a guy live there befor you?...yeah he did" Richard said answering his own question
"uhh I guess" Henri answered as well
"have you been getting any letteres under your door?" Richard asked
"Damn that is what I have been forgetting" Henri said
"well I'm leaving so uh good luck I guess" Richard said
no sooner had he left about three monkey like creatures fell form the sky and surrounded Henri
"damn...I'm screwed" Henri said as he drew out his pipe
END OF CHAPTER
will Henri make it...what is to become of Richard...Where the hell did Sora and Kairi go...oh wait I know the answer to that one...it involves a comfort inn..and a king sized bed
Darkcomet: allright time for a question today it is from schrieberjoe.l.and no it is not for Kuja
Kuja: DAMN IT
Darkcomet: anyway the question is for richard "assumming you were GAY and were trapped inside a lift with Henri,James,Walter Frank,salaazar,Leon,and Saddler who would you bang?(hint: you have to bang at least one to get the lift doors open)"
Richard: assuming I was Gay...hmmmALL OF THEM!
James: oh shit
Walter:please go stay away from me
Frank: no please don't rape me...rape my son James
Leon:damn why does everyone want to rape me
Saddler:no just no
salazaar:yeah rape...I mean please god no
Kuja: thank god I was not included in that...but I am still awaiting a question to call my own
Darkcomet: there you go he would bang them all..and only one of them is willing (looks at Salazaar) andhe would probably enjoy it. so that is all for now kiddos so please read and Review.