Chapter 12
He gets his wish
Disclaimer: if you haven't figured out by now are you freaking crazy...cause I am...nothng,owned
"monkey noises" the monkey said
"Damn can't I just act normal,I mean I have seen 3 people die today" Henri said getting angry
"give up puny human you can't hope to match the three of us let alone me" the head monkey said confidently
"or so you think for you see I have the weapon that slayed so many before you...MY STEEL PIPE!" Henri said pulling out his pipe
"what that rusted out piece of shit" the monkey said confused
"rusted?" Henri said looking at his pipe
"gah" Henri said his pipe was all rusted and useless
"uh-oh...uh,look over there" Henri said pointing and then taking off into the door where Richard went
(BE) to the base
"hey kuja, who is this wandering around looking confused?" Walter asked
"t-t-that's my brother" Kuja said shaking in excitement
"what did you invite him here or something?" Walter asked
"no I lured him here, Remember I want to KILL him" Kuja said
"oh...well let's just hope he doesn't find that retard Henri...up to late" Walter said
(BE) back to building world
"hey there man" a blonde haired guy said
"whoa buddy do you have a freaking monkey tail?" Henri said starteled
"why yes...yes it is" he said
"do you have a name?" Henri asked
a blue menu pops up asking you to enter your name
"Zidane...that's my name" Zidane said
"so why are you here?" Henri asked
"oh I got an invitation saying that there was a party with drunk and horny girls here...but" Zidane started to say
"no shit a drunky horny girl party...screw this I am there" Henri said
"ok then here it is" Zidane said as women piled in to the room they were in
"yeah...yeah...YEAH!" Henri said starting to dance
(que party music)
actually henri is dancing with none of the above...except Zidane with a freaked out look on his face
"dude where can I get what you are smoking?" Zidane asked
"huh? oh right...so where is this party?" Henri asked
"that's just it there is none I have been standing in this room for about thirty freaking minuets having just now relized myself...there is no party" Zidane said
"oh...bummer" Henri said
"yeah but hey Vivi got the invitation to I wonder where he is?" Zidane said
(BE) to the bahamas
"Hey Vivi" Steiner said walking up to Vivi
"oh god him again...Hey steiner what going on" Vivi said
"where is Zidane...and where is your wife Quina?" Stiner said laughing
"HEY! I already told you damnit that that was just to get to the tree...and as for Zidane, Why the hell should I care?" Vivi said saying
"yeah I heard about his and Garnets divorce" Stiner said
"We all got envelopes from Kuja saying "no hard feelings for trying to kill you take a vacation on me" he is allright" Vivi said
"Yeah...but still where is Zidane?" Stiner said
"to hell with him...I gotta get my groove on" Vivi said getting up and leaving with at least 5 girls to do...uh things (heh heh)
"you want have sex with me?" Quina said to Stiener
"no I told you only the 7 times...oh why the hell not at least call my wife Beatrix...we need to find ot what you are any way" Stiener said walking off
(BE) back to henri
"I wonder if you are going to die here" Henri said
"no I have 99 thing to bring me back to life" Zidane said
"hey uh you need some one to use them on you when you die man" Henri said
"oh shit that's right...well there ten thousand Gil down the drain" Zidane said
"well at least it's not a total loss there IS a birthday cake in here" Henri said
"whoa and a dead guy stabbed to the floor" Zidane said
"come on just take this damn sword out of me" the ghost said annoyed
"hey did you just talk" Henri asked
"no I didn't say anything" the ghost said lying down
"I am gonne kill Kuja for this" the ghost thought
"well he has no reason to lie...soooo...cut that beautiful cake"zidane said
"hey it's plastic..damn" Henri said bummed again
"well to hell with this see you around man I need to get laid" zidane said walking off the way Henri came
"oh well here's a sword" Henri said pulling a sword out of the ghost
"yes free hahahahahahahahahahahahahah now I will smite you for farting on me earlier" the ghost said...the same ghost from the subway said
"why where you pinned by this sword?" Henri asked
"uhhhh suicied attempt" the ghost lied
"oh ok...FAAAAAAAARRRRRRTTTTTTT!" Henri launched a sneak attack
"NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the ghost screamed as it passed out
"hey he has a key...sweet" Henri said grabbing the key
(BE) to Zidane
"now there HAS to be some Women SOMEWHERE!" Zidane said geeting frstrated
"hello...Brother" Kuja said appearing behind Zidane
"Liquid I told you I am NOT you damnBrother...oh Kuja it's you" Zidane said calming down
"yes it's me how are you?" Kuja sked
"good how about you?" Zidane asked
"can't complain...OH my god Is that Tifa and Aeris naked making out behind you" Kuja said shocked as he pointed
"Holy shit really!?" Zidane said turning around seeing James standing there waving like an idiot
"I only see some mental guy there...whoa Kuja why did you go trance?" zidane asked
"ULTIMA!" Kuja screamed as he killed Zidane
"finally he is dead..I can relax a little" Kuja said going back to normal
"but Kuja didn't you say that you would stay with us until your brother was dead?" James said starting to get sad
"yeah..I did...but I have changed my mind I am staying besides I have some people James you should meet...Hey where is ashley?" Kuja asked
"are you blind she's right...uhhh...shit this is bad huh?" James said
"well where is she?" Kuja asked
"I guess I left her somewhere...she can't climb down ladders ya'know" James said
"so you didn't come down any ladders" Kuja said
"well let's go find her" James said
"how about YOU go find her" Kuja said disapearing
"damn I knew that was coming" James said as he walked off
(BE) back in the forest
"uh where am I that damn studdering freak knocked me out for quite a few chapters...uh right now let's get started...hasha moki jamine!" Zombie Laura chanted as zombies rose out of the ground
"mmmm hungry" Zombie eddie said
"where am I?" Zombie angela asked
"am I alive?" Zombie Maria asked
"I'm back again" Zombie Mary said
"well now isn't HYUK this touching" Zombie goofy said
"well now my zombie warriors it is time to take revenge on James that prick" Laura said trying to lead a march when a steam roller rolled through leving forest and killing all but Zombie Maria
"are you coming?" Laura said turning around
"no I have my own business to tend to" Maria said after just getting all of her flesh back
"you are going to have to tell me how you did that" Zombie Laura said
"don't need to...eternal rest" Maria said
Zombie laura dissapeared
"now James honey it's time to make love" Maria said looking for james
all of a sudden Ron Simmons walks up
"DAMN!" he said as he walked off
(BE) back to room 302
"Frank this is our best prank ever...are you done yet?" Eileen asked
"almost...yes done...now all we have to do is wait...go on home when the light flickers you'll know we got him" Frank said
"ohhh I can't wait" Eileen said giddy with anticipation
(BE) back to the building
"hmm a sporting goods stor eh...enteresting" Henri said
"Oh...My...God...It's...IT'S...IT'S...A BAT...A BASEBALL BAT!" Henri said with glee as he ran out of the room
"don't worry man he won't find us" the dogs from the subway said
"hey the talking dogs...I thought one of your heads exploded?" Henri said
"oh sweet jesus he's back I thought he would leave us alone but dear god he's here" the dog said freaking out
"oh well batting practice." Henri said
(BE) back at the base
"hey Kuja I found ashley" James said walking in holding Ashleys hand
"yeah I was still in the bedroom" Ashley said
"well that's good to know" Kuja said
"Oh I knew" Walter said
"what walter?" James said
"I did not say I knew and tookpictures of her naked...swear to god" Walter said holding a roll of film behind his back
"oh james honey" a female voice said
"no!" Walter said in shock
"it' can't be" Kuja said in shock
"there is no way in hell" James said
they all saw the newl rejuvinated Maria
"James who is this whore?" Ashley said
"watch your mouth bitch" Maria said
"whoa this is getting good" James said standing next to Walter and Kuja
"Well at least I don't earn my money laying on my back" Ashley said
"ohhh burn" James screamed
"don't talk about me like that you ho" Maria said
"oh snap" Kuja said
"why do you want to talk to James anyway he is MY boyfriend" Ashley said
"like someone that..mmmm..sexy would fall for an ugly bitch like you" Maria said
"ouch man that hurts" Walter said
"say that again" Ashley said
"ugly...bitch" Maria said
ashley then dove ontop of Maria and they started to pull each others hair
"ouch you bitch" Maria screamed
"whore" Ashley screamed as they rolled around on the ground
"OH YEAH CATFIGHT!" James screamed
"RIGHT ON MAN HIGH FIVE!" Walter said
"I don't see why this is so entertain...OH CLOTHES ARE BEING RIPPED OFF NOW IT'S INTERESTING!" Kuja screamed as well
now the two girls were naked
"James you lucky bastard" Kuja said
"aww damnit I have to go kill richard..wait this is being taped survelence...YES!" Walter said running off
(BE) back in the woods
two silouhettes were standing there
"ahh back from the dead...uhh... again" one said
"yes it is refreshing" a feminen voice said
"oh god they buried me next to you...I gotta go burn a village to burn...get this shit away from me" the first silohette said stepping out of the shadows revealing...SEPHIROTH!
"darkcomet take your damn money I am not going to work this guy so see you in hell" Sephrioth said storming off
Drakcomet: Damnit he was my best villian..sigh I guess you will do
"goody" the feminine voice said
END OF CHAPTER
Who is the mysterious shadow...even though you probably already know...for those of you who DO...he won't be here long just a little while...because...well his third form Really..REALLY pisses me off.
Darkcomet: allright question time...it is for kuja...gasp
Kuja: Wow I get to kill my brother...watch a catfight...and answer a question...that is freaking excellent news
Darkcomet: I suppose, do you like questions about your death?
Kuja: uh not particularly
darkcomet:well to freaking bad it is from Megfallow "what implement of torture would you like to be killed on...an iron maiden, a rack, or being strapped to a chair and watching Antique road show on PBS for twelve hours? (in creepey voice) make your choice
Kuja: ok weird...uhhh...hmmm
all three implements of torture are on display in front of him
Kuja uhhh...the road show
all others are lowered into the floor
Kuja: good thing I like this show...Ha tricked you again Megfallow.ha ha ha
Darkcomet; you know it isn't wise to mock my reviewers but hey it's your life...tune in next time for more this room sucks action.