CHAPTER 13
This isn't a fish fry
Disclaimer: I swear to god I own nothing in this chapter..snicker...HAHAHAHAHAHAH!
We had last left Henri after he had just started to beat the dogs from the subway with his new baseball bat
"whooo...now THIS is a weapon it slices...even though it is not meant to" Henri said
"ow my damn head" said a voice crawling in the room
"who's there?" Henri asked
"it's me idiot" Zidane said
"oh hey monkey boy" Henri said not noting that Zidane is on the brink of death
"my damn brother tried to kill me" Zidane said
"oh yeah that's nice" Henri said not paying attention
"I mean I thought we were close after he tried the first time" Zidane said
"yeah those taxes are a bitch" Henri said
"what?" Zidane said
"well look you can talk about yourself later I have somewhere to be" Henri said walking off
"dick" Zidane said
"I like your outfit to" Henri said leaving
(BE) back to the base
the catfight is over
"whoo man I can't believe Ashley kicked the shit out of Maria that badly" Kuja said
"I can, hey Kuja I was watching a documentary" James started to say
"my god James YOU were watching something EDUCATIONAL...wow I AM impressed" Kuja said sarcastically
"shutup..anyway it was about you...blowing up planets and what not?" James asked
"hell yeah I love blowing stuff up you know...oh but don't worry James I won't hurt you" Kuja said
"oh thank god...I was afraid you were going to blow this planet up to" James said in relief
"hey retard I LIVE here, why would I want to blow it up...except when I went completley psycotic" Kuja said
"well it WAs a documentory" James said
"so I bet Carl sagan was narrating wasn't he?" Kuja asked
"yes I think so" James said
"well you probably shouldn't believe him" Kuja said
"Oh James I want to go for a whole minuet now" Ashley called from the other room
"Oh yeah be there in a second..see your single ass later" James said mocking Kuja
"bastard...Oh to hell with it I am getting on E harmony...I hope I don't get wierd mail like Walter did (shudders)" Kuja said
(BE) to the building
"ahh outside again it feels great" Henri said
all of a sudden the monkeys from before were back again
"you aren't running this time" the head monkey said
"your right I'm not" Henri said acting cool
"act as cool as you want your still a dumbass" the one monkey said
"rghhhhhhhhhhhh...DIE!!!!" Henri drew his bat and began to beat those monkeys enough to make even the most hardened individual cry like a little girl
"now do you see" Henri said
":cough: I will see you in hell:cough:" the head monkey said dying
"oh ok see you there...Hell...sounds nice I wonder where it is" Henri said going back inside
"well it looks like an elevator" Henri said as he pushed the button that said big freaking stair case
"well that seems rather odd but cool" Henri said pushing the button
oh his way down he saw another elevator...did I mention the elevator was some sort of mesh...I just figured it was self explanitory by now
"hey kid why are you out of breath?" Richard said
"you REALLY don't want to know" Wally said hiding a slingshot behind him
"well whatever...I swear if Eileen is the one behind this...I'm killing You, and Her because y'all playing with my emotions" Richard said
"up your you old prick" Wally said stomping on Richards Foot and the kneeing him in the groin
"you little bastard come back here" Richard said chasing the kid
"whoa I am surprised the Elevator moved so slow until now" Henri said as the elevator sped up
BEEP BEEP BEEP
"huh?" Henri said as he saw the cord for the elevator snapped
"shit" Henri said as he dove out of the open elevator door and landed in a stair case
"Damn Darkcomet has me skipping all over this damn place" Henri said
Darkcomet:shut up I forgot how it goes allright...now get going before I bring out Sigma to rape you
"I'll be good" Henri said he clearly doesn't want me to bring out sigma
(BE) inside of richards room
"oh shhhhh Frank here he comes" Eileen said as Richard approached...they some how saw him
"aww it feels good to be home" Richard said sitting down in his chair as Eileen and Frank pounced
"what the hell man you tied my arms down" Richard said
"that isn't even the best part" Eileen said as she lifted a plug and out let
"OH SWEET JESUS NO DON'T DO IT!" Richard pleaded
(BE) back to henri
"damn hufff stairs huff to many..huh a plac card...oh shit some one is freaking dead" Henri said taking the screwed Plac card
as he went inside
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHHHHHHHHH...hggg...AHHHHHHH!" Richard screamed as he was electrocuted
"yes this is the best prank ever" Eileen said with joy
"you demented bithc pranks are pranks you are freaking killing him" Henri said freaking out
"wait aren't you...Frank aren't you late for something" Eileen said she couldn't see Henri
"oh to hell with both of you i'll help him" ZAP
"ow shit wait why don't I unplug it" Henri said
"huh it turned off" Eileen said coming back
"pretty funny eh Richard?" Frank asked
"uhh...Frank I think He's...He's...He's...dead" Eileen said very scared
"well no shit" Henri said
"I gotta go back to my apartment...Frank you know nothing O.K" Eileen said
"right" Frank said leaving
"well see you in hell dumbasses" Henri said
Wally appeared
"you know they are coming right?" Wally said
"who's coming...it certaintly isn't me" Henri said
"no duh...you will see soon enough" Wally said
"whoa dizzy again...I hate this feeling." Henri said as he passed out
"Hello again richard remember me Walter Sullavin Your old...prison...mate" Walter said busting into the room and noticing Richard is dead and Henri is passed out on the floor
"damn...well Bill time to come out again" Walter said pulling out his talking spoon
"about damn time I came in this story" Bill the spoon said
"you know what this means right?" Walter said
"what" Bill said
"we have to part ways" Walter said
(whoa that is freaking wierd Aeris's theme from FF VII just started to play on my computer)
"why?" Bill asked
(BE) flash back
"in order to turn back to normal I must Have Richards blood touch me" bill said to walter in prison
(BE) back to the present
"oh..right..well let's just get this over with then" Bill said
"right" Walter said as he plunged the spoon in richards decseased body
he then dropped the spoon
the spoon then transformed itno...Aeris from FF VII
"what the hell...your a girl" Walter said
"that's right I only called myself bill when I was the spoon because I sounded like a man" Aeris said
"oh is that so" Walter said Grabbing Aeris and chucking her out the window
"I FREAKING HATE YOU AERIS!" walter screamed after her
Darkcomet: hey uh walter...yeah that thing with Aeris...that was awesome..I don't like her either...keep up the good work
"I should really be getting paid for this shit" Walter said snapping his fingures and Henri dissapeared
"but hey I am still claiming credit for this" Walter said as he pulled out a knife and started to carve numbers in
(BE)back in room 302
"ohh...hey I am back in my room..it's been a while" Henri said getting up
"oh yeah richard...I actually feel bad for this one...just a little though" Henri said heading for his living room
"there is still nothing here worth looking at" Henri said as he went into his bathroom
"oh well back into the hole" Henri said
he woke up in a hall way
"hmm room 303" Henri said as he saw a door and then looked down the hallway and saw Walter knocking on a door of course he doesn't know who Walter is because he has been neglecting to read his notes under his door...which are piling up
knock knock
"is it the police" Eileen said from behind the door
"damnit girl this isn't the damn police...I mean yes...uh this IS the police" Walter said disguising his voice
"I didn't do anything" Eileen said
"yes you did a trail of blood lead o this room now open up" Walter demanded
"no I don't want to" Eileen said
"fine screw you then" Walter said noticing Henri
Walter then left the hallway and henri followed him
"damn girl I freaking hate her" Walter said sitting on the steps
"hey man how do you know eileen?" Henri asked
"oh well I met her when I was about...hmm..6 and she gave me this damn raggy thing" Walter said pulling out a doll
"she looked like such a freaking brat holding her mothers hand...god I hate her..she does have a good bod though" Walter said looking at the bright side
"I hear that...I mean i convinced her to have sex with me when ever she sees me again..by acting like I was the disembodied voice of god" Henri said
"nice" Walter said giving Henri a high five
"well I gotta go...here you can have this damn doll I don't freaking doll" Walter said
"don't you want it though" Henri said
"I just said I didn't and it isn't even mine anyway it's my mentally retarded friends doll..I personally can't stand it" Walter said dissaprearing
"hmm should I trust Him?" Henri thought trying to make an impossible choice...to take the doll or to not take the doll
END OF CHAPTER
Hey new chapter so soon back in the swing of things I think... Everyone who reads this review me and tell me wether Henri should take the doll or not
Darkcomet: Question time it is for...ME!
Walter: Bastard
Darkcomet: hey shut up I like this question it is Schrieberjoe
Walter: I still don't like him
Darkcomet: well he can beat the shit out of that...besides you are gay in his stories which makes me laugh like mad so before I start keep up the good work
Walter: Bastard
Darkcomet(glares at Walter) any way the question is " Which one of the characters would you like to kill the most? why?" oh so much fun this is gonna be...Probal James...because the bastard is an idiot and he is always moking me
James:m-m-me
Walter:HA your screwed
darkcomet: hey don't talk buddy your right after him
Henri: Yeah thats right
Darkcomet: and your after him henri
Kuja: ha loseres
Darkcomet: but me and kuja are friends
Kuja: you want me to get your guns?
Darkcomet: yes please
James: RUN EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
Darkcomet: there is your answer plus a bonus..I would kill James...the Walter..Then Henri...I will see you again next chapter. heh heh hunting time