Chapter 15

new target victim 21121

Disclaimer: I have no ownership of Silent hill

Henri had just walked off and left Walter to his death threats

"now to the supers room" Henri said to himself as he walked down the stairway leading to the first floor

(BE) back in the forest

"so how do I get James to fall for this trick?" Maria asked

"Oh it's easy just kidnap that girl he is with...and when James comes I will gentley massage his...I mean slam repeatedly with a hammer his private parts" The voice said

"o.k but one thing what is your name?" Maria asked

"I am just someone trying to help you out names are not important" the voice said

"fine I will go back and kidnap that...grrrrrrr...bitch that stole James from me" Maria said

"excelent" the voice said

Darkcomet: wow plot thickens more

Sephiroth: now would be the time for a cheap plug boss

Darkcomet: good idea...I have started A C2 community for Silent Hill Humor fics Check it out today

Sephirothe gives a thumbs up and starts waving banners around

(BE)Back to Henri

"well here we are the supers room" Henri said

"ewww it smells bad in here" Henri said

"eh a note" Henri said

"Dear Frank

I don't know why the hell you were in my apartment when I wasn't there...let alone in my bedroom doing god knows what. But you left that bitch Eileeens key lying next to my bed...why her key isin my room I don't know but you should take it back. Sure I could tell you this in person but I feel writing a letter is much better.

Joseph Schrieber"

"Oh Eileen's key in my room huh? Kinkey" Henri said

"Henri shouldn't you randomly check rooms?" Midna showed up and asked

"no I don't think there is anything for story purposes" Henri said trying to leave

"no I mean for money or something" Midna said

"good Idea no one can see me but the victim I guess...Sure lets ransack" Henri said

(BE) Back at the base

"Hey James where is your girlfriend?" Kuja asked

"who?" James asked

"Ashley I haven't seen her lately" Kuja said

"I have no Idea who you are talking about" James said

"Fine whatever mabey something is on T.V." Kuja said annoyed

"hmmm...I wonder where Ashley is I haven't seen her in a while" James said

"HONEY!" James hollared

"hey a weirdly written note" James said

"if you want to see the bitch again come to the Forest...We mean you James" The note said

"I wonder who this is for...Oh wait I'm James" James said

(BE) back in Apartment world

"well I found $500 a Priceless rolex watch and Jimmy Hoffa...Why he was stuffed in a vacum bag and left in the Basement is beyond me" Henri said walking back to the hole

When he woke up he rolled off of the side of his bed

"huh a key...wait Eileens key...no freaking way...How has she been getting in her apaertment this is her only key...strange" Henri said grabbing the key

"well I guess I better get inside the hole again" Henri said

(BE) back in apartment world

"damnit Woman open up!" Walter said

"fine hang on a second" Eileen said

"thank god" Walter breathed a sigh of relief

"yes officer :GASP: YOU!" Eileen screamed

"yes me WALTER SULLAVIN!" Walter said

Darkcomet: yeah Walter we know who you are

"Shutup this is my time" Walter said

"what do you want?" Eileen said backing back into her apartment

"not much jut to kill you in an excrutiatingly painful way and to damn your soul for all eternity...while I throw a party" Walter said

"I'd like to see you try" eileen said as she pulled a bat and hit Walter in the nuts

"nice try sister I'm already dead I can't feel anything down there...good or bad" Walter said

"that must suck" Eileen said

"it kind of does" Walter said as he punched Eileen dead in the face

"ohhhhhh" Eileen said as she tumbled into the table

"This will teach you to kill MY victims" Walter said as he commenced to beat the shit out of Eileen

"Hey Eileen I believe god told you to do something next time you saw me...OH SHIT!" Henri screamed when he saw Eileens blood on the floor and wally standing in front of Eileen

"kid what the hell!?" Henri said

Wally just stared at Henri

"wait YOU killed all of those people today didn't you?" Henri said pointing his finger

"no" Wally said

"LIAR! " Henri screamed as he charged a Wally

Walter then popped out from around the corner and knocked out Henri with a broom stick

"Dad what the Hell why didn't he pass out?" Wally said

"we ran out of gas so we used the pioneer techiniques" Walter said

"allright well I'm not dragging him back" Wally protested

"oh yes you are" Walter said leaving te room

"asshole" Wally said

(BE) in the forest

"ok so I have looked all over this forest and now I'm on the edge of this cliff...great" James said

"long time no see Jamei poo" Maria said walking up to James

"oh not you again...why don't you go to hell where you belong" James said

"Because I am immortal" Maria said

Darkcomet: FINALLY! things make sense

"just tell me why then" James said

"because this little whore screwed up our relationship" Maria said

"Maria I always hated you...from the moment I met you" James said

"well it doesn't matter now I have you" Maria said

"OH god not a sex game please anything but that" James pleaded

"Uhhh no I'm going to kill you' Maria said

"actually...I am going to kill him" the voice said

"but I thought...oh fine" Maria said as she walked off

"hello James we meet again" the voice said

(BE) ohh suspenseful, back to Henri

"OW MY FREAKING HEAD!" Henri yelled

"quit screaming...bitch" Midna said

"Shut up" Henri said

"oh yeah make me" Midna said

With that Henri walked into the main room and threw Midna in the giant chest

"assssssshhhhooooollllleee" Midna screamed as she fell

"ahhh quiet" Henri said

"well back in the hole" Henri said

"weeee" Henri screamed

THUD

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW M HEAD!" Henri screamed

"what the hell?" Henri said

"the hole...it's sealed up" Henri said

"well what now?" Henri said as he looked over and saw at least 50 notes under his door

"might as well read" Henri said

(BE) back at the base

"wait your going after Henri already?" Kuja said

"yeah...so" Walter said

"well how do you know Eileen isn't still alive?" Kuja said

"she was bleeding alot so I am going to ignore her and assume everthing went as planned" Walter said

"that's stupid" Kuja said

"oh well I'm going to the Hospital" Walter said

"sure just leave me here...alone...bastard" Kuja said as Walter walked away

"hmm that looks bad" Kuja said looking at a moniter

(BE) finallyt the voice is revealed

"James it is I Seymore" Seymore said

"who?" James asked

"not this again" Seymore said

"I have never met you before" James said

"yes you have I took your wife" Seymore said

"I don't remember" James said

"I tried to kill you" Seymore said

"really?" James said

"Yeah" Seymore said

"well whatever where is ashley?" James said

"she's in a safe place... where you wont find her" Seymore said

"is she in that safe over there?" James said

"damnit" Seymore said

"well aren't you smart" James said

"shut UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!" Seymore screamed as he transformed into seymore Flux (the flying machine one on Mt. Gagazet)

"whoo this looks bad" James said

"now time to die" Seymore said in a deeper voice than normal

"hmm wait a plug" James said as he pulled on said plug

"wait nononononononononononononononon...AHHHHHHHHHHH!" Seymore screamed as he plummeted to his doom

"master" Maria screamed as she dove off after him

"well I don't know who that guy was but I feel I know him from somewhere...Oh well" James said

BEEP BEEP BEEP

"hey James that gay looking guy you killed back in Silent Hill is in the forest" Kuja said

"oh Seymore yeah I haven't seen him yet" James said

"well keep looking"Kuja said

"I did kill some other gay looking guy though" James said

"well that's good enough come on back" Kuja said

"okie dokie" James said as he started to walk back to the base

"JAMES HELP I AM STILL IN THE SAFE!" Ashley screamed

"after I help ashley of course" James said

(BE) back in room 302

"DAMN ALL OF THESE LETTERS!" Henri screamed

"I don't think I can ever leave" Henri said as he read a massive pile of letters

Darkcomet:you owe me Henri

a letter pooped out of the pile and into Henri's lap

"the succubus talisman on the back it say in your laundry room idiot" Henri said

so without delay Henri went into his laundry room

he saw a mark on the wall that looked like a face below the face it said insert talisman here with an arrow pointing up

"I guess it goes here" Henri said

when he put it in words popped up

"now put the Plac cards in the right spots" Henri read

he did as instructed

"that was easy" Henri said sweating

"I guess it's time to head back in" Henri said crawling in the hole

END OF CHAPTER

a quick update I wonder is Seymore really dead...probably not. Well please R&R and don't forget questions...Oh and check out the C2 community for silent Hill Humor fics...you need to click Fiction raiting all for some reason though...not sure why.