Chapter 16

The new weapon

Disclaimer I still don't own anything (sob)

We had last left Henri He was just about to go into his brand new hole (ewww)

"Ohhhh mmmm...What the..." Henri started to say as he woke up in a hospital bed

"Ohh yeah Namine...that's how I like it..." Walter said in pleasure

"Uh honey...some weird guy is watching us" Namine said

"Huh where...aw damnit I come here to have sex with my girlfriend and Here this asshole is to ruin the fun...Oh yeah he is the last victim...I guess I could consider myself lucky" Walter said putting his clothes back on to chase Henri

"Up yours asshole" Henri said as he kicked walter in the nuts

"OHHHHHHH WHY THE FFF" Walter screamed in agony as he rolled on the floor

"Thank god I got away from that...whatever...wait He might be the one who beat the shit out of Eileen" Henri said

"well I better get to the next floor...ignoring this floor for now when I should learn the layout to prevent any unexpected surprises" Henri said going to the stairs and up to he top

"Holy shit" Henri said as he looked down the hall, there were at least 200 doors

"might as well start here...OWWW" Henri said as a wheel chair chopblocked him

"what the hell" Henri said

"Hey move it asshole I have places to be" The wheel chair said

"I should drop you where you stand" Henri said pulling out his bat

"please I am immortal" the wheel chair said as it rolled off

"asshole" Henri said as he walked into the door

"What the hell?" Henri said

there was a baby Pyramid head with Richard

"Oh hi Henry when did you get your clothes back?" Richard said

"What the hell aren't you dead? You know that Eileen bitch fried you?" Henri said

"Henry what the Hell are you talking about?" Richard said

"Hey your saying my name with a Y aren't you My name is spelled h-e-n-r-i not with Y...and what the hell is that thing?" Henri said

"daddy Henry" the baby Pryamid screamed

"damnit I knew that night in silent Hill was going to bite me in the ass..." Henri said annoyed

"hey peter wrong Henry..hey what does the I stand for?" Richard asked

"Idio...Intelligent" Henri said

"well I do believe you are in an alternate universe...where evil succubisis make you their bitch" Richard said

"well it is woman after all I would just say stay in Human form and well...wait who is it?" Henri asked

"Cyinthia" Richard said

"OH SWEET JESUS IT IS TERRIBLE!" Henri screamed

"oh and we have very horny priests...I mean HORNY" Richard said

"IT'S LIKE MY CHILDHOOD ALL OVER AGAIN!" Henri screamed and ran out the door and bashed the door until there was nothing left

"may I never step foot in that world again" Henri said

(BE) at the bottom of the cliff

"damn that James is even smarter than before" Seymore said

"...no I still think he is an idiot" Maria said

"well next time it won't be so nice...believe me" Seymore said

"that's right my exetremely hot master" Maria said

"sorry honey I don't swing that way...I just act like I do" seymore said getting up

"so do I" Maria said starting to make out with seymore

suddenly Ron simmons walks up (A.K.A faarroq of WWE's A.P.A)

"...DAMN!" he say then walks off

(BE) back in the base

"so Ashley recount this whole event for me" Kuja said talking to ashley trying to find out information

"I was sitting in the T.V. room when that...that...bitch grabbed me from behind and drug me to that damn safe" Ashley said

"thank you, you have been of great help" Kuja said

"why the hell is Walter the only one who can leave the base to kill Henri...I want a shot" James said

"James shut up...we need to get the new weapons ready...are they ready?" Kuja sasked

"yes they are ready...should I launch them" James said

"yes all five of them...I now need to get the book of revival ready" Kuja said

"why?" James asked

"to revive the dead for us of course" Kuja said

"Kuja!" Sora yelled

"oh hey sora...let me guess you quit?" Kuja said

"yes I do I am not going to get farted on again" Sora said

"fina go home I will call if we need you for anything not in the feild" Kuja said

"thatk you" Sora said walking off

"wussie" Kuja said

(BE) back in the hospital

"uhhh that is door 150 and so far the rooms have been empty..as in nothing" Henri said as he walked in door 151

"Bingo! a key yoink" Henri said as he grabs the key

SLAM

a cage fell around Henri

"oh shit why the hell all of a sudden a cage falls" Henri said

so he sits there trying to find a way out of said cage for about 2 hours

"well there is no way out...I mean the only way out is through the locked door...and there is no way this key unlocks the door" Henri said as he stuck the key in

click

"well I'll be damned it worked...who is the dumbass" Henri said leaving the cage

"Hey I wonder what I am going to do with this key" Henri said as he moved onto the next room

it wouldn't open

"hmm a key would come in handy right now...wait I already have the key" Henri said walking in...after unlocking it of course

"Eileen?" Henri said walking in and seeing eileen laying there in a purple dress the perverted ambulence drivers put her in..she had a bandage over her eye and a cast on..and alot of bruising

"Huh..AHHHH..AHHHHHHHHH" Eileen screamed

"calm down...I said calm down...please cal...SHUT THE HELL UP!" Henri screamed as Eileen said stopping

"wait henri is that you?" Eileen said

"I'm actually surprised that you know who the hell I am" Henri said

"Oh I know who you are" Eileen said very erotically

"what the hell are you talking about?" Henri said

"the disimbodied voice of god told me to have sex with you the next time I saw you" Eileen said

"Uhh as tempting as that would have been a few hours ago you are kind of a turn off right now" Henri said

"asshole" Eileen said

"hey you kind of well look half dead" Henri said

"Well no shit columbo...I was only almost beaten to death by that son of a bitch Walter" Eileen said

"well whatever we should get the hell out of this damned hospial." Henri said

"why the hell not" Eileen said getting up and following Henri out

"holyyy shit" Henri said as he looked back down the hallway

"what the hell is that thing?" Eileen said

"I don't know...hide in that room until I tell you to come out" Henri said

"hmm I think I am screwed" Henri said getting scared

(BE) to Walter

"I sure hope they come through this forest sometime soon...I'm bored" Walter said

"i don't care we are going to try again" a voice said

"we can't he will outsmart us I tell you" another voice said

"wonder whats going on over ther?" Walter said

"I thought you said he wasn't smart enough to beat us" The first voice said

"well I lied...We have to think harder" the second voice said

"We have to kill James" the first voice said

"they seem like nice people" Walter said sitting still

(BE) back in the Hospital

"O.K I don't know who you are..but what are you doing?" Henri said

standing before him was Kefka

"I love waffles...Me love poop...47!" He screamed

"I knew you were freaking strange but what the hell?" Henri said

"I fly with fish tied to my testies" Kefka said

"Right well I am going to kill this thing or it might folow me and that will be hell" Henri said

"I hate...sausage...I AM RICHARD NIXON!" it sreamed

henri beat it to death

"i don't want to see another one of those things" Henri said

(BE) back to the base

"JAMES!" Kuja screamed

"yes" James said

"why the hell is the Kefka bot Mentally Retarded?" Kuja asked

"you told me to put the brain of a robot in...so I did" James said

"I told you to put the SMART one in" Kuja said

"my mistake" James said

"wait you got that one from the morgue because you ran out of parts...so that means a normal brain is in one" Kuja said relieved

"yeah..uh Abbie normal" James said

"James...that may have worked in young frakenstien...but it won't work here" Kuja said

"fine I just stuck a disgrunteled clowns brain in there" James said

"is he still here?" Kuja asked

"yes... Kefka bot 227" James said

"what" Kefka bot 227 said

"what are you going to do to sereve your master?" Kuja said

"SON OF A SUBMARINER!!!...I WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!" Kefka bot 227 screamed as it ran off

"James this is the last time I let you pick the brains" Kuja said

END OF CHAPTER

Darkcomet: Another chapter done...guess what next is chapter 17 the chapter the last story ended on...but it is only half over so be ready for lots more...But wait a shocking development will be made next chapter

Sephiroth: Maybe you should talk about Kefka

Darkcomet: Right me and my friend call Kefka a psychotic clown who is probably disgrunteled..so know you know where Kefka from Final Fantasy VI come from

Sephiroth: He is so not eviler than me

Darkcomet: Of course not..but don't forget to send in your questions...for anyone...see you next chapter.