Kau Idiot

Alec's POV

I felt horrible. Like a massive weight was pressing against my chest threatening to snap my ribs and pulverize my insides. Every day that week Magnus sent me a text saying he couldn't make it to school because of a pest. I didn't know what that meant, and I was too pathetic to text back to ask about it. I stayed home that whole week pretending to be sick and lamely wallowing in the filth that was my bed. A tangle of navy sheets, bedhead, crumbs of food, and plenty of tissues soiled from my tears and running noes as I watched heart breaking dramas. I thought they would help me grieve with my decision but no they only made things worse.

Izzy and Jace spent their free time with me, but it was also awkwardly silent that they would soon leave after arriving at a loss at how to help their stuck-in-the-closet brother. I didn't blame them. I had dug this hole myself so I had to lay in it.

When Saturday finally rolled around all I managed to do was take a shower, growing disgusted with my own scent. I laid back down in my bed watching the clock in the corner of the news channel tick by. The time Magnus had sent had already past and I was late to the date I had wanted so badly that I modeled, and put up with the ever annoying Woolsey Scott. I couldn't help wondering what Magnus had planned for it. Some crazy fancy feast, or shopping, maybe even a movie. Something that screamed Magnus. Then again everything reminded me of Magnus.

Moaning sadly I tossed my sheets over my head so I couldn't see the clock anymore. I already new the minutes were ticking by, and Magnus was still waiting. I had already long since turned off my phone. I didn't want any messages. I wanted to be alone. Like a mummy in a crypt, but not dead. Entirely.

Magnus' POV

I was leaning against the tall orange colored column outside of Taki's waiting for Alec. He was already half an hour late, and I was slowly growing impatient. I wanted to see him. Talk to him. Tell him the news, if he hadn't heard it already. It was plastered everywhere "Warlock Fashions designer reveled to be Magnus Bane." Articles about my life and my travels were being published faster that I could read the last one. It was really entertaining to see the world marvel at my identity. My clothes had become four times as popular and prices were rising. Everything was looking up. Even Camille a whole ocean away. The smile I had been wearing since I woke up just wouldn't leave. I loved it.

I looked down at my watch. An hour had gone by and Alec still wasn't here. I check my phone for the hundredth time and still no messages from him. What was keeping him? He was the one who want this to begin with.

Alec's POV

"Alec are you still alive?" Knocked Jace as he opened the door to my room.

I pushed the pillow that had been covering my face to look at him. "I think so." I replied.

"To think my relationship is in better shape than you is saying something." He teased stepping into my room and plopping door on the edge of my bed.

"Clary got over her creepy brother complex crush thing?" I asked forcing myself into a sitting position.

Jace nodded with a smirk. "That chick Mira totally snapped her into shape. She's quite the firecracker."

I nudged Jace's elbow with my foot and gave him a dark look. "Do not start that shit again." I warned. "For the love of my sanity don't do it."

"Well if it's for your sanity then I guess I can control my masculine urges." He chuckled. I just stared at him with half lidded eyes. "Besides," He drawled. "Mira's sort of with Jonathan, or Mark. . . or both. Whatever, it's too complicated for me to care." He brushed it off.

"I worry about you." I muttered shaking my head.

"And I worry about you." Jace suddenly became all serious and it reminded me that this wasn't a normal conversation. It was only a distraction form my sulking.

"So where's Izzy?" I asked changing the subject.

Jace snapped out of his worried brother mode and became defensive big brother, "On a date with Simon." He replied. "I guess they worked things out after Clary's issues got sorted out. Poor guy she'll ruin him."

"I think it's the other way around." I commented. "Isabelle likes him a lot, and he'll probably be hung up on Clary for god-knows-how-long."

Jace pondered this for a moment before shaking his head and getting to his feet. "Then I'll kill him." He announced fiercely.

"Care if I joined you?" I half joked.

"The more the terrifying." Jace laughed and I managed a breathy laugh that left my lungs tired from strong puff of air. I had been so lazy for the last week I think my legs forgot their function, I practically crawled to the bathroom to take a shower. "Now I am off."

"To where?"

"Dad's having another of his fits about his stupid poll, so I'm taking Clary on a stroll through the city to get an idea for her Christmas present. But like last year it'll probably be another set of art supplies that will just gather dust in the corner of her room because "They weren't the right braid." I swear that girl can be so picky." He grumbled as he made his way back across my room to the opened door. "Anyway just making sure you were still breathing, cause ya know I love ya and all." He said before closing the door behind him and I stared in aww.

Was that really Jace? He ranted like Jace. Complained like Jace. Even smirked like Jace. But the farewell was very unlike Jace.

I snorted as I collapsed back onto my bed. Yeah that was Jace. Brother. Best friend. First love. Yep he meant the world to me. I would have probably lost myself by now without his support.

Magnus' POV

Okay that was it! He was two hours late and he wasn't picking up his goddamn phone. I called BZ and had him pick me up. I was in a red haze of fury. How dare that little Lightwood stand me up! Me! MAGNUS BANE! I could have anyone I wanted with a simple smile, but this one hadn't shown. He was the one that want this date anyway. If I had had it my way I wouldn't have been friends with him, he probably would have been apart of the long line of hump-n-dumps that I had acquired since attending Institute High, but I had stopped that because this silly little creature had caught my attention.

FOR GOD SAKE WHY?

I nearly screamed at my body-guard to get me to the Lightwood house, and he took off. Weaving in and out of traffic skillfully as I tapped my fingers angrily against the leathers seats. Oh lord was I pissed. I had never been stood up. This was ridiculous. He better have been dead, there were no other excuses.

I was near fuming when BZ stopped the car outside of the two floor family house. I launched out of the car and stormed up to the front doors where I pounded on the door until it was answered by a small boy. Max if I recall correctly.

"Yeah?" He said nervously.

"I'm here to see Alexander." I said pushing him aside so I could charge inside. I felt bad for doing it but had zero patients left.

I pounded up the stairs and threw the door to his room open glaring into it as I mess of black hair popped up from a pile of blanket and pillows. He looked absolutely baffled. Oh wait till I get started, you'll be on your knees begging for mercy. I thought as I stepped into his room, but then a wave of other emotions hit me besides anger.

Alec's POV

Oh sweet Jesus! MAGNUS WAS IN MY ROOM! I gaped as I stared at him.

He looked mad as all hell as he stood in the doorway. I guess I couldn't blame him, but not in a million years did I think he would actually show up to my house (a second time) to question me and yell. I thought things would just end and I could simply go back to watching him from my seat in English until we graduated. Things weren't going to happen like that.

Magnus took a step into my room not a second later and suddenly the flame in his always gorgeous green eyes dimmed and the sour way his mouth was twisted settled into a firm line.

"ALEXANDER, kau idiot!" He yelled stomping over to my bed. I jumped up without thinking, like maybe if I was standing everything would make sense. It didn't.

"Mag-"

"No shut up you moron." He said clamping a hand over my mouth. "How dare you stand me up. You haven't even messaged me in almost two weeks. You CRIED at my fashion show. What the hell do you think you're doing, idiot?" He growled, but his eyes were soft. They glistened like he was suppressing tears, but this was Magnus Bane, he didn't cry over stupid things. Did he?

I pushed his hand away as I stared up at him. My throat tightened and I could feel a new round of tears readying to fall. "I couldn't do it!" I cried like a baby. "I can't give you what you need."

"Bodoh anak bermata biru. I can't believe you're making me say this." Magnus groaned running a long thin hand through his always perfect black hair. My heart froze in my chest as I waited for him to speak again. "I NEED YOU. Stupid. Why else would I make you the last model. Made you an entire different outfit in one night. Named the stupid line after you." His voice grew quieter with each word while his face grew redder and redder.

Was this happening? Or am I just past insanity and gone completely loony?

"I don't care what you can't give me, I want what you can!" Tears were glistening at the corners of his eyes, and my heart throbbed in my chest.

I didn't have a chance to say anything to Magnus, because my luck had clearly run out with Magnus' confession.

"Alec?" Called my mother.

"What's going on?" Demanded my father as he stormed into my room with my mother close behind him.

Then everything became a blur of action and words. Magnus' face became serious and the dangerous flames had returned to his eyes, it was pretty sexy -even in this awkward situation.

"Mr. and Mrs. Lightwood, I am Magnus Bane and I'm dating your stupid son, whether you like it or not." He declared the pulled me in for a sloppy but intense kiss that left me breathless and red faced. He was composed and still on edge as we face my parents who had gone completely white and slack jawed. I hadn't planned to come out like this, but I guess it worked. . . If it didn't kill me first.

My father recovered first only to say, "Gay?"

"Clearly, sir. I'm too handsome to be a female." Magnus retorted putting a hand on his hip.

"Robert," Mom said in a calming tone like she was trying to stop the storm before it could hit.

"Maryse, darling this is perfect!" Father cheered clasping both of her hands in his. Now it was my turn to drop my jaw, and I think I saw Magnus do the same, but my eyes were glued to my parents.

"What?" She replied startled.

"If the public catches wind of this they'll know I'm not closed minded. My son's gay, and has a famous boyfriend at that." He beamed. "Alec, you should have said something sooner." He turned to me and my brain completely turned off. There was no comprehending this anytime soon. I would need rehabilitation just to get over the initial shock.

And did he say famous boyfriend?

"You're not upset?" Mom asked in my stead.

"Of course not. Confused yes, but I'm the furthest thing from upset I have been in ages. I have phone calls to make, and you two," He pointed to Magnus and I. "Go on a date, get seen. Spread the word." He said with the biggest smile I've seen him have since Izzy was born.

Then my parents left my room in a whirl wind of chatter and planning.

"Well that was highly unexpected." Magnus deadpanned.

I had no response. None at all. Every fear I had had just been torn down in the matter of twelve seconds. My father was even smiling about the news. . . What the hell just happened?

"Uhh. . ." Was the only sound I could make.

Magnus chuckled as he turned to face me. "You owe me a date, and something to make up for the last two weeks." He smirked at me.

I was still dumbfounded that I couldn't move.

"Boys." He chuckled under his breath with a smirk as he grabbed the collar of my shirt and hauled me into another kiss. When we broke apart I was panting like an idiot. "I want many more of those, cutie pie." He winked then captured my lips again.

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OMG guys I did it three chapters in sort of one day. All my planning lead to this specific moment, and all your waiting was for not.

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I love you guys and this couple and you will get another chapter tomorrow, which may very possibly be the last, unless I can scrounge up something else to make into a chapter. so be be prepared (as scar would say)

Also the name of this chapter is translated to YOU'RE AN IDIOT. Important to know since it explains the next chapters title.