Chapter 17

Go time!

disclaimer: I don't own silent Hill

Message from...SEPHIROTH!: Darkcomet is at a wedding, so he left me in charge...so let's go.

We had last left Henri after he had killend Kefka bot god knows what number (# 001)

"O.K. wierd, time to go...Where is Eileen?" Henri said as he looked intothe room he pushed Eileen into

"WHOA!" Henri said looking in there

"Look Henri this mirror makes me look huge" Eileen said

"that is not a mirror man" Henri said

"Oh shit" Eileen said as she ran out of the room

"hmmmmm" Henri hmm'ed as he walked towrds the giant head.

"well since we are alone..." Henri said as he unzipped his pants

"Hey Henri are...you...EWWWW YOU SICK SONOVABITCH!" Eileen screamed

Henri was trying to do something...Naughty to the giant Eileens mouth

"Uhhhh it aint what it looks like" Henri said

"you freakn' liar" Eileen said as she stormed off

"Delusional bitch" Henri said as he walked off...He had spraypainted the Mouth with teeth...The spray paint was in his pants

(BE) over to seymore

"So they are coming?" Maria asked

"yes just keep your thong straight" Seymore said

"there here" Maria screamed

Thousands of Seymores followers showed up

"My followers welcome..."Seymore said

"uhhh...excuse me is this the Gay pride parade?" one of the people asked

"sigh...no it's over there...damn that is the third time that has happened" Seymore said

"lord Seymore we have arrived" another army showed up...from nowhere

"Yes and together we will kill that dumb bitch James sunderland" Seymore said

Walter is still sitting in the forest

"MAN!...they aren't here yet...oh well I guess I'll wait at the base...and to get away from that giant gay pride parade" Walter said walking off

(BE) back inside the base

"Hey ummm Kuja..." James said scared

"yes James?" Kuja said walking up

"well on one of these screen I see...what looks to be a gay pride parade slash army marching twords us...and on the other screen the somewhat Kefka bot I created...is starting a revolt of Kefka bots and is walkiing twords the parade slash army...and now they are shooting each other" James said in one big run on sentance

"so" Kuja said

"I mean It looks like world war three out there" James said

"hey guys...whoa is that a war movie?" Walter asked

"no thats an actual battle between a gay pride parade slash army and an army of our Kefka bots" James said

"sweet" Walter said

"what the hell...is Seymore the leader of the Gay pride parade...do I even need to ask that question?" Kuja said

"Who is that weird looking gay dude there?" James asked

"Oh snap it looks like that gay army I saw Earlier is being reinforced by the actual gay pride parade" Walter said

(BE) after the battle is over

"hey guys...we were just wondering would you like to march in our parade?" one of the paraders asked

"yes we would" the army screamed as they left Seymore and Maria alone

"come back here you damn traders..there not comeing back are they?" Seymore asked

"no" Maria said

"Hey you fruity" a voice came from nowhere

"hmmm" Seymore also hmm'ed

"You are trying to kill James sunderland, yes?" Kefka bot...uh..the smart one said

"yes" Seymore said

"I might be able to help you out" Kefka said

(BE) back in the hospital

"Allright so we need to go back to the ground floor" Henri said

"hey wise ass we have been there for at least three minuets" Eileen said

"oh...uhh hey eileen you wait Here I will bring the elevator down" Henri said walking off

"why don't we just push the button to call the elevator down?" Eileen asked

"because It wont work" Henri said

"how do you know?" Eileen asked again

"Believe me I know" Henri said walking back up the stairs

she pushed the button

"damn I hate it when he's right" Eileen said

(BE) back in the base

"so Kefka bot 227 turned on us?" Kuja asked

"looks that way" Walter said

"this is worse that the time they banned me from buying trix cereal" James said

(BE) flashback

"allright James try it from the top" A camerman said talking to James dressed up as the white rabbit

"silly rabbit trix are for kids!" a kid said to James in the bunny suit

"Damn" James said

"uhh James this is a kids commercial" the camerman said

"sorry" James said

"allright try it again" the director said

"Silly rabbit trix are for kids" the kid said again

"Damnit" James said

"James this is a KIDS commercial" the camerman said

"well just tell the little bastard to give me the damn cereal" James said

"from the top" the guy said taking it as a joke

"damnit I was serious" James thought

"action" the guy screamed

"you silly dumbass bitch in the rabbit suit these are my trix" the kid said

"thats it!" James said tearing off the rabbit head and started to beat up the little kid as thought it were the Jerry springers show

"Yeah bring it bitch!' The kid screamed at James as they drug him and James apart

"Oh you are a dead son of a bitch" James said as he shook himself of security and strangled the kid to death

"HOLY SHIT!" the director said

"WHO WANTS SOME!" James screamed

when about twenty kids rushed at him

"allright bitches"James said pulling out his gun and killing them all

security then tackeld James to the ground

then all of a sudden...Ron Simmons walked up

"...DAMN!" he said and walked off

(BE) present

"yeah they actually aired that commercial" Kuja said

"really" James and Walter said in unison

"yeah they aired the whole fight and everything...and then it said "buy Trix" at the end" Kuja said

"wow then I guess I'm famous" James said

"yeah and wanted for murder" Kuja said

"oh yeah" James said

(BE) back in the hospital

"Finally I hear the elevator coming" Eileen said

CREEK

"that can't be good" Eileen said

CRASH

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Henri screamed as the elevator soared by

"well that might kill him" Eileen said

END OF CHAPTER

Sephiroth: short update folks but we do have a question today..I WILL KILL ALL OF HUMANITY!!!!!!...uhh sorry I do that sometimes

Walter: whoa creepy

Sephiroth: yeah..uhh well the question is from Megfallow. FOOLISH MORTAL I WILL PUNISH YOU!..sorry..anyway the question is "what happened in silent hill that night Henri?"

Henri: Damnit I...Did... hang on

Sephiroth: we are waiting...YOU FOOLISH PUNY PEICE OF SHIT!..damn why can't I control myself

Henri: I did not have sexual intercouse with that nurse demon

Nurse demon: Where the BEEP is my BEEPING child support money

Henri: sephiroth a little help

Sephiroth: sure..DIE FOOLISH MORTAL!

Darkcomet: Hey guys I'm back..you know I'm just not going to ask

Sephiroth: It's only a little blood

Darkcomet: Just wait till next time I'LL update..By the way Henri did it doggy style with the nurse demon

Henri: YOU BASTARD I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TELL ANYONE

Darkcomet: screw you