Chapter 19

back to basics

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"what is taking so long?" Henri said standing in the subway

"I don't know? why are we just sitting here?" Eileen said

"Well, I figured Cynthia would come down here...but it has been about a month...and nobody" Henri said

"I think we should just go and we will see her again" Eileen said

"good point...oh I was only exaggerating...we have been here for only about...oh 5 minuets" Henri said walking off

"seems longer" Eileen said

"sorry I'm lat...hey where did they go?" Cynthia said coming down the stairs

(BE) to the base

"Damn Walter and his hotdogs!" Kuja screamed

"hey I would listen to him...he is predicting things with those dogs" James said

"bullshit!" Kuja said

"how did he know I was wearing a green Jacket?" James asked

"because he saw you wearing it..and you always wear that damn Jacket!" Kuja said

"duck!" Walter said from the other room

"Waler shut the fu" Kuja started to say

BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM

"ouch" Kuja said

"told you" walter said walking in

"Ahh they are all here" Seymore said

"James you will regret not sleeping with me!" Maria screamed

"no, not really" James said

"why?" Maria said annoyed

"well not only would I be in the same place right now...but I would also have the worst case of crabs known to mankind" James said

"I can arrange that!" a voice said

"shit that derranged Kefka bot" Kuja said

"That's right...hey derranged, I'm more psycho...even crazier than sephiroth" Kefka said

"oh shit" James said diving behind a trash can

"oh boy!" Kuja screamed diving for cover

"well see you in hell...oh yeah I'm already dead...oh well" Walter said walking off

One winged angel plays

"allright who says they were crazier than me!" Sephiroth said angry

seymore and Kefka pointed at Maria

"huh?" Maria was almost not able to say that because sephiroth whipped out Masume and sent Maria to hell...again

"Whoo thank god he didn't know it was me" Kefka said

"Oh so it was you!" Sephiroth said turning to Kefka

"Son of a..." Kefka sarted to say before Sephiroth cut him up into...99.9 billion pieces

"Next son of a bitch that says that they are crazier than me gets it worse!" Sephiroth said leaving

"damn...didn't expect it to go this way" Seymore said standing in disbelief

"Give up seymore! the hot dog predicts your downfall!" Walter screamed

"hot dogs? what the hell is he blabbering about?" Seymore said

"to be honest we don't know" Kuja said as james shrugged

"oh well brautworst is better anyway" Seymore said

"what!..." Walter said getting angry

"you guys are killing your selves" Kuja said laughing at seymore

"one less gay dude trying to kill me in the universe" James said

"what you act as though I'm already d" Seymore started to say when, that quick walter stabbed a brand new spoon into Seymores neck

"ah...ah..ah" Seymore chocked

"you cant do it...you cant kill another man" Seymore said

"What the hell are you talking about I killed 4 people today...and almost one demon chick" walt er said

"Oh and walter he isn't a man...I checked" James said

"More info. than I needed today James" Kuja said

"well whatever...goodbye...you...weird transexual" Walter said as Seymore screamed

(BE) back in the subway

"well thatnk god I made a map unbeknownst to everyone,and me, or else I would have been stuck in that train again, right Eileen...Eileen?...Shit" Henri said

after back tracking through the maze, then going through again

"well thank god I had this map eh Eileen?...Eileen...SON OF A BITCH!" Henri said

Back and through again

"Nifty map eh Eileen? Eileen?...DAMNINT!!!" Henri screamed

you guessed it back again through again

"Nifty map Henri...Henri...SON OF A BITCH WHERE DID HE GO!" Eileen said making it to the end of the train and seeing henri staring at a box chained shut

"look at this eileen" Henri said looking at the box

"what...did you find the key?" Eileen asked

"no...there is a box here" Henri said

"well no shit" Eileen said

"but no key" Henri said

"then lets go" Eileen said

"no I want to see what is in the box" Henri said pulling out his gun and shooting the lock off

"never thought to do that" Eileen said

"ohh money" Henri said

"it's dirty" Eileen said

"now how the hell do you know that this is a prostitutes secret stash!" Henri said angry

"no dumbass, covered in dirt, and it's only fifty cents" Eileen said

"Well to you it is Fifty cents...but in actuallity it is a gold coin" Henri said

"well there was a soda machine back there..you wanna get a soda?" Henri said

"why not" Eileen said walking twords the soda machine

at the soda machine

"allright go in money" Henri said putting the money in...but the money came back out

"I said go in" Henri said frustrated..it came back out

"SON OF BITCH GIVE ME MY SODA!" Henri said kicking the machine

brrrrrrr...clang...clang

"ohh free soda" Henri said happily

a soda shot out at lightning speed and hit Henri in the nuts. Henri dropped to his knees crying

"what the hell was that...I think I can't have children know" Henri said moaning

brrrrrr...clang...clang

"what now?" Henri said looking up

it shot a can at lightning speed again and hit henri in the face

"OWWWWWW!!!!!!! YOU DAMN MACHINE ...I AM GOING TO KILL YOU!" Henri screamed as he beat on the machine for about 5 minuets

"take that damn you" Henri said sitting down tired

"are you done yet?" Eileen asked

"yeah let me just stand up" Henri said as he stood up

"What the hell?" Henri sad

it shot about 20 cans as fast as the first one...straight into Henris balls

"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!" Henri screamed in bloody murder

"well thank god it is done" Eileen said

brrrrrrr...clan...clang...clunk...bang...pop

"Oh shit" Henri cried

it shot about one hundred cans in between the laying Henri's tender balls

then as if on que ron simmons shows up

"...d...DAMN!" He said as he left

(BE) back in the base

"ah the hot dog feels strong today" Walter said

"hey...uh walter it is still the same day...but only know we have the corpse of a horribly mutilated Seymore...the Peices of Kefka bot...and Maria's STD filled body" Kuja said

"oh well, it isn't my month to clean" Walter said walking off

"Of course not, it never is" Kuja said

"Kuja when can we kill Henri?" James asked

"hopefully soon..." But don't get your hopes up

brrrrrrr...clan...clang...clunk...bang...pop

"What the..." Kuja started to say

100 hotdogs flew at Kuja

"WHOA!" James said

"Kuja!...you have been chosen!" Walter said happily

"I hate all of you...especially you James" Kuja said standing up

"why me?" James said hurt

"BECAUSE YOU BOTHE GET HOT GIRL FRIENDS AND I DONT GET SHIT!" Kuja said

"oh well Kuja you are in luck" Walter said

"Walter if you bring up the hotdogs again I am goint to jam them down you damn throat and up your ass!' Kuja said

"no...I mean I got a letter my cousin is coming I think you would like her" Walter said

"really who is it?" Kuja said

"oh someone famous...trust me" Walter said walking in the other room

"is he telling me the truth?...James" Kuja said

"screw you Kuja I'm going to go have sex with ashley!" James ran off crying

"yeah for thirty seconds you loser...Come on at least a minute damn" Kuja said

(BE) back in the subway a half an hour after the soda machine

"I'm going back to my apartment" Henri said

"well then go through the subway trains" Eileen said

after going through the train

"thank god I have this map eh ? Eileen? SON OF A SHIT!" Henri screamed

after going through the subway again

"good map eh Eileen? EILEEN! MOTHER FU..." Henri started to scream

"no need to yell Henri I am right here" Eileen said

"oh thank god...hey how about this map eh?" Henri said poining at his map

"actually I think it sucks" Eileen said

"...BEEP you Eileen!' Henri said walking off

"oh calm down you big baby" Eileen said following him.

(BE) in room 302 after crawling through the hole

"ohh that feels good...getting up from bed" Henri said waking up

he walked into his living room

"HOLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL!" Henri said in shock

END OF CHAPTER

Hey kiddes look who's back your old buddy Darkcomet hey Sephiroth what has happened since I've been gone

Sephiroth: well you got a review from Megfallow...and this one from some asshole...oh and Mr. Kennedy, oh yeah and they holy order of aquatic paper-airplane space pirates worship you...ohand there is a sequel to cute baby Pyramid head fun called Journey to silent hill.. Read it (gives thumbs up)

wow that alot...wait the holy order of what?

Sephiroth: no clue what that was about...oh just like to say for anyone cussing Darkcomet out right now for wirting me out of charcter...you only know me when I am trying take over the world..not when I am planning the plan so this is normal.

Pyramid head: The holy order of aquatic paper-airplane space pirates... They apparently worship you

Thanks Pyramid head, now keep cleaning those asshole Walter, James, and Kuja blew up silent hill and now you have to clean it up... Well until next time whenever that may be (god knows these days)...whoops hang on don't forget to ask questions please they are bugging the hell outta me...those maniacs wont stop until they get asked something. Until next time