Chapter 20
She told you so
Disclaimer: Do I really have to write this again...I still have no ownership...I don't own Jack-shit...wait...I don't own that either! I hate you copyright laws
"Holy Shit...again" Henri said
"Hey I tried to tell you...don't put me in the chest or some screwed up shit happens...but no don't listen to the talking cat...I sure didn't know this was going to happen so just ignore me" Midna said very pissed off
"I thought you said..." Henri started to say
"Henri...I freaking hate you" Midna said
"but what the hell did you do!?" Henri still said in shock
"well...I was the cause the babies coming out of the chest" Midna said pointing at the chest
Henri looks over and sees about 5 babies doing the Cha Cha slide on his chest
"yeah why the hell I caused that I have no idea" Midna said
"What about the rest of the apartment" Henri said
"Well...you know how dead people get pissed a people who are alive...because they are alive" Midna said
"yeah...where are you going with this?" Henri asked
"well they are dead do you get that?" Midna asked
"yeah...so" Henri said
"you are alive correct?" Midna asked
"yeah...so" Henri said
"do you not get this?" Midna asked
"yeah...so" Henri said
"dipshit" Midna said
"yeah...hey wait a minuet I get it!" Henri said
"thank you jesus!" Midna said happily
"you called me a dipshit!...that is why I through you in the chest...because you pick on me" Henri said hurt
"they want to kill you because they are alive!" Midna yelled
"oh that was my second guess" Henri said smiling
"you need to have a first guess idiot" Midna said
"wait you're alive why don't they want to kill you?" Henri asked
"One reason being is that I am a floating cat with a hand for hair, Number two being everbody already wants to kill me...especially the author" Midna said
Darkcomet: I will have vengance for you giving stupid info. I wil kill...uhhhh...why are you listing to what I'm saying...get on with it!
"see an asshole" Midna said
"yeah I get what you mean" Henri said
"well can I come with you again?" Midna asked
"hell no...but I normally get mail can you just get that?" Henri said
"oh you mean that giant pile of shit that was under your door...why not" Midna said sighing
"Thank you now to wash this damn coin" Henri said walking to his sink
"this could be mildly entertaining" Midna chuckled
"hmm the air is getting heavy" Henri thought
"ow...my head hurts" Henri thought as he got closer to the sink
"SON OF A BITCH THAT HURTS!" Henri continued to think
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" Henri thought some more
Henri then fell over
he then saw the cause of his problems...his shoes
"owww why the hell have you turned on me?" Henri asked
he was answered with an abrupt kick to the face
"mmmmm...that smarts" Henri winced
more kicks
"ow...ow...ow...son...of...a...bi...tch" Henri said as the shoes kicked him
"allright enough" Midna said as she used the hand to pull him out
"thank you...could you drop me in the laundry room?" Henri said
"sure" Midna said smirking
she hurled Henri to the door head first
"thanks bitch" Henri said under his breath
"what was that?" Midna asked
"nothing" Henri said as he crawled into the door and then the hole
(BE) at the base
"this whole hot dog thing has been blown way out of porportion" Kuja said
"your just mad the hot dog machine made you it's bitch" James said laughing
"James don't make me go all nuts on your ass!" Kuja said
"I thought it was funny" James said laughing
"shut up you half minute" Kuja said
"Well my cousin will be here soon, as in uhhhh...well any second now" Walter said appearing in the room
cricket cricket
"yep any second now" Walter said
Cricket cricket
"I said any second...damn where is she?" Walter said
"what is she the chick from fantastic Four who invisible?" Kuja said
"or maybe she doesn't exist" James said
"well with all of this hotdog crap going on that would not surprise me" Kuja said
"ohh I think I hear her" Walter said
"ohhh climactic moment" James said
"James don't say that or else the scene will chan..." Kuja started to say
(BE) back to the subway
"Hey henri what happened to you?" Eileen asked
"what the hell do you care" Henri said angry
"are you going back to the soda machine?" Eileen asked
"Yes" Henri said walking out
"can I come?" Eileen asked
"no sut up and stay here" Henri said leaving
"mother Fu" Eileen started to say
SLAM the door slammed
after going through that damned train maze
"so we meet again machine" Henri said
he threw both coins into the slot and flew at the machine and hit the button
Clunk
"finally soda...a key...The machine has won...waity a second...waity...he he funny word...murder scene key who do I know that was murdered" Henri thought
"I hate you henri" cynthia said as she died (unofficially)
"I'm on FIRE!" Jasper screamed as he died
"NOOOOOO!" Andrew screamed as he died
"I HATE YOU EILEEN!" Richard screamed as he died
"damn I don't know anyone who was murdered...oh well" Henri shrugged and walked off
he eventually reached Eileen
"well the only way to go is down" Henri said
"I can't climb the ladder only one arm" Eileen said flashing her cast
"oh yeah...hey Eileen are you pregnant?" Henri asked
"no why?" Eileen answered
"oh just because..." Henri started to say as he pushed her in the hole
"well time to go" Henri said climbing down the ladder
(BE) back at the base
"damn" James said in shock
"yep" Walter said smiling
"you mean?" Kuja asked
"yeah...and beleive me Kuja I told her about you on the way here...she is into you" Walter said
"but I thought that she was taken?" Kuja said
"oh what by that one guy...I forgot his name...but no he ceased to exist" Walter said
"it is a pleasure to meet you Kuja" a meek voice said
"weren't you with...that blonde haired guy?" Kuja asked
"oh him...well no we just made out in that pond...then off camera we had mad...crazy monkey sex...but no...besides I forgot who he even was...oh where are my manners...my name is Yuna" Yuna said
"Walter you have a SUMMONER as a cousin?" James asked
"why the hell do you think I'm still around...she won't send me thank god" Walter said
"well I do need to send that Seymore bastard...you know he comes back after death unless sent" Yuna said
"you meanhe is still...shit" Kuja said
"well let me show you around cuz" Walter said
"Thank god that is for me" Kuja said
"yeah so...Well see you in about a minuet" James said
"allright" Kuja said imagining...heh heh...things
(BE) back to the subway
"well we need to go to where that bitch died before" Henri said to a passed out Eileen
"what bitch" a fimiliar bitch voice said
"damn I can't say nothing without something bad happining" Henri said
"time for me to KICK YOUR ASS!" Cynthia said transforming
"whooo boy" HEnri said preparing for the fight
END OF CHAPTER
Allright before you ask the reason I didn't say Tidus's name is because then nefver do on FFX so ha ha funny. No questions...allright fine here is one from me
"Walter why the hell do you target Henry in Silent hill 4 instead of Eileen, you need to kill her first right?"
Walter: Skip Eileen straight to Henri that seems like a very good idea...thanks Darkcomet
Sephiroth: I think you screwed up
Darkcomet: Yeah I suck at this...someone...hell a random person ask me a question...any question it will be answered...but Megfallow you deserve a break...so come on prove to me you are there! If you do it you can kick james in the nuts.