Chapter 21
All hail the hotdogs
Disclaimer:...Silent hill is not owned by me
"I seriously hate my life" Henri said
"I thought you love me Henri?" Cynthia said
"I always hated you...actually I hate you the most" Henri said
"well back at you asshole" Cynthia said
"Note to self...think about these things before I say them" Henri said
"time to die you dumb shit!" Cynthia screamed as she charged at Henri
"Think...what hurts ghosts...not pipes..bats..guns...I'm completly screwed...WAIT!" Henri thought
"fool! your dead" Cynthia screamed as she charged at Henri
FLASH
"how...I'm undead stuff should not work" Cynthia said
"hmmm now to...there" Henri said
He had stabbed Cynthia into the ground with the sword of Obidence...you know the one he pulled out of the ghost back in building world
"why?" Cynthia said
"this can be answered with one state ment (clears throat) your a bitch"Heni said
"Henri this is not the last you have seen of me!" Cynthia screamed
"I'll bet, this time it is" Henri said as he drug Eileen with him down the hallway
(BE) back in the base
James and Yuna are dancing in DDR to Eat it by Weird Al (maybe it's modded I don't know)
"DAMN! they can bust a move" Walter said
"I could stomp them both...I play heavy" Kuja said
"I have not been in this story for so many chapters it is rediculous" Ashley said watching
"shut up we are watching" Walter said
"uhhhh...I swear you guys are such assholes" Ashley said storming off
"You know I could watch this all day" Kuja said
(they are now dancing to Unsung: by Helmet)
"the hot dog is strong with them" Walter said
"when are the hot dogs going to pass?" Kuja asked
"never...now shut up...I want to watch James get owned by Yuna...oh and the hot dogs keep reffering to you as bitch" Walter said
"I know how to get him to attack Henri and get off this hot dog stuff" Kuja thought walking off
10 minets later
"hey walter you'd better come in here" Kuja hollared from another room
"yes what..." Walter started to say
"I don't know" Kuja said trying to hide a smile
"WHO SMASHED MY HOT DOG MACHINE!" Walter screamed
"oh that I think Henri did it hew came in here all like "hot dogs suck Hambergers rule" I don't know man I think he is nuts" Kuja said
"why are you holding a bat oh I heard the smashing so I came in here to kill Henri but alas he was gone" Kuja said
"I am going to kill the infedel that is Enri" Walter said
"don't you mean Henri" Kuja asked
"yeah why not" Walter said walking off
"Works every time" Kuja said laughing
(BE) back to the subway
"Eileen wake up" a voice said
"god...is that you?" Eileen asked
"yes...wait...no" the voice said
"h...h...Henri" Eileen said as she woke up
"finally I have been giving you C.P.R. for about 20 minuets" HEnri said
"I hurt my head not drowned" Eileen said
"who said it was for you...I need a treaat every now and again" Henri
"why did you say you were god?" Eileen asked
"I said I was not god...there is a difference" Henri said sweating
"but I thought you said..." eileen said
"look we can accuse each other of claiming to be god and taking naked pictures of each other while the other is passed out all day" Henri said annoyed
"I haven't taken naked picutres of you" Eileen said
"this is a compromise I understand I have to give up something too" Henri said
"where are we any way" Eileen asked
"oh we are on the subway platform...yeah dragging you is not fun" Henri said
"well you will be rewarded later...trust me" Eileen winked
"this better be worth it" Henri said
"oh it will...it will" Eileen said as they walked off
(BE) room 302
"damn where do these letters come from...oh this read from mommy" Midna said
"read it read it" the demons of the room chanted
"allright...dear schmoopie How have you been have you been taking naked pictures again? You remember how much legal trouble you got into last time. Maggie the girl you knocked up in Silent hill is fine...Why did you sleep with a living Manniquen? You son is now growing his fourth leg on the top half... he made a new friend who says he has seen you before...named Peter the Pyramid head. Well please keep out of trouble or I will have to get out the wall buffer...you don't want that do you? Hugs and Kisses Mommy" Midna read out loud
(Cheap plug for Journy to Silent hill by Megfallow , WOOT!)
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!" everyone in room 302 laughed out loud
(BE) back in the subway
"so this is where that bitch was killed" Eileen said
"yeah but in there...damn it's locked" Henri said
"Hey what is this?" Eileen asked
"it looks like a subway train handle...Eileen why would we need a subway train handle in a subway staition?"
Eileen stares at him blankly
"allright back down stairs" Henri said
After going down the escalator still filled with the dead dudes form the wall
"Allright I will just put this here and AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Henri screamed as the train took off and crashed into the wall
"Hey there is a pathway back here!"Eileen hollared
"well then let's go through it" Henri said as they walked down the path way
"hey another sword" Henri said as they both went through a door
Behind them Walter Followed...what will happen next time on Silent hill this room sucks
END OF CHAPTER
Question time Megfallow felt the urge to ask this to Walter
Walter: allright shoot
Darkcomet: well I don't read them anymore Midna does
Midna: Do you know that Eileen is taking credit for Killing Richard...and ratted you out to the police
Walter:She WHAT!
Eileen: That is so not true
Walter: YOU BITCH! (begins to choke Eileen)
Darkcomet: I think Eileen DID kill Richard
Sephiroth: and the police were already after Walter
Darkcomet: Oh well see you next chapter everyone