Chapter 22
I-I-I'm b-b-back
Disclaimer: I still don't own anything
walter was tailing our Heroes (losers whatever) through a tunnel in the subway
"Hey Eileen I was just thinking, if what I think is going to happen happens, then we might be screwed to ways to tuesday" Henri said as they entered a door that leads to one of those foggy spiral staircases
"What do you mean?" she asked
"well this guy died earlier, and he knew alot of fighting moves...probably from playing to much dead or alive...for more than one reason, or maybe watching to much Naruto hell I don't know" Henri said
"what happened to him?" she asked
"he burned to death...somehow, I think he was a drug addict of some sort" Henri said
"what makes you say that" Eileen said
"well...he kept studdering" Henri said
"so everybody studders...that does not mean they are druggies" Eileen said
"well yeah but...there was something about him..." Henri said as they entered the door at the bottom
"oh what the hell are we doing in the cemetary?" Henri said looking around
"hey there is a tombstone here that says here lies Walter sullavin, child killer" Eileen said
"hey a torch!" Henri said as he picked up a torch and lit it
"big deal" Eileen said as she walked off
"I'll just light this..there" Henri
entering the room behind them
"My tombstone is marked again! Who keeps doing this!" Walter said as he kicked his tombstone
"Hey! Eileen a well!" Henri said
"So what" Eileen said
"oh yeah you haven't been traviling with me very long have you...There is something in that well Garuntee it" Henri said
"fine prove me wrong asshole" Eileen said
"lets see I see something...but when I reach to grab it, it wont let me for a reason...says it's to dark but I see it, But I cant grab it like some barrier is in the way" Henri said
"can we keep going?" Eileen said
"hang on...bitch. Wait what if I used the torch...there I got it...HOY SHIT!" Henri screamed
"what is it" Eileen said starteled
"A Freaking arm...oh...it's fake thank god" Henri said
"why did you scare me?" Eileen asked
Slam
"jesus Henri I know there is a bucket in there you just slammed now stop it!' Eileen said angry
"I didn't..." Henri started to say
clap clap clap
"congratulations..you have made it this far...but no farther" Walter said standing in the doorway
"who are you?" Henri said
"oh that's right we have never been properly introduced...my name is Walter Sullavin...the guy that killed the people, beat her, and hit you in the face with a broom...akward meating eh?" Walter said
"are you that guy that is buried in the other room?" Eileen asked
"yeah...but you should not know that...someone marked my tombstone, again...but enough of the chit chat time to finish...uh that sacraments thing I'm doing" Walter said
"you mean the 21 sacrements"Eileen said
"that's it, thank you" Walter said slapping his head
"hey don't you have to kill her first!" Henri said pointing at Eileen
"well I do suppose I do have to have some order...for this real ritual I'm doing" walter said sweating
"damn they are catching on to the fake ritual" Walter thought
"Henri what are you trying to do?" Eileen asked angry
"Trying to save my ass...while he is finishing you off I will run to safety" Henri said
"you are a dick" Eileen said
"well theoreticaly I could kill both of you that would work"Walter said pulling out a pipe and a gun
"yeah I suppose but..." Henri started to say
"but what?" Walter asked
"come here and I will tell you" Henri said
"allright fine" walter said walking twords Henri
Henri then struck him across the face with his torch and while Walter was on the ground he lit him on fire
"run lets go!" Henri screamed as Eileen and him ran out of the current wooded area they were in
"damn they ran...oh well I'll get them soon" Walter stood while he was on fie
"hmmm something smells good...oh" Walter said turning around and seeing he was on fire
(BE) back in the base
"so Yuna what is it like being Walters cousin...good girl, Psycho killer, It just doesn't add up" Kuja said
"well...I'm not as good as I let on...like you know the hole summoners journey?" Yuna asked
"yeah" Kuja said
"well I was planning on getting there and killing everybody...and then taking control of Sin...but no...that one guy got involved and screwed everyhting up" Yuna said
"what is that guys name?" Kuja asked
"I don't know...and I really don't care" Yuna said
"hey guys something weird is is going on in here" James came out looking pale
"what the hell is it" Kuja said annoyed
"well...it is the hot dog machine" James said running back to hotdog machine
"what?" Kuja looked at Yuna and they walked into the other room
there was purple smoke coming out of the hot dog machine
"what is going on?" Kuja asked
"I walked in here and there was a figure standing in the smoke...I think it is Gannon" James said
"no Gannons a drunk he only tries to kill Link...just because you saw a figure come out of smoke...does not mean it is Gannon" Kuja said
"What about Dr. Wily?" James asked
"no. he seems like the type that would brodcast to the world what his palns and weaknesses are...so not him" Kuja said
"what about sin?" James asked
"no, Sin would not fit in there" Yuna said
"what about Dr. Robotnick?" JAmes asked
"now I can see why eggman would hide in a hotdog machine but there is no reason for him to be in ours" Kuja said
"what about..." James started to say
"we are going to be here for awhile" Kuja sighed
(BE) back in the forest
"O.K. Eileen I need to look around the forest so I need you to stay here at the wish house" Henri said
"what Wish house?" Eileen asked
"It's right...whoa" Henri said
the wish house was burned to the ground
"uhh...ok then just stay in this general area" Henri said leaving
"aren't you going to..." Eileen started to say
slam
"look around here first" Eileen looked around
"allright I need to..." Henri started to say
"damn flies!" Walter screamed as he shot the flies with needles
"I need to sneak" Henri said
"who's there?" Walter said
"holy shit!" Henri thought
Walter had a chainsaw
"oh well, DIE YOU DAMN FLIES!" Walter screamed
Henri continued to sneak and eventually made it out of the room
"Solid Snake eat your heart out" Henri said going through the door
"yes leave Henri there is only one way back to the wish house...dipshit" Walter said as he chuckled
"Now where...to" Henri started to say
"l-l-l-l-l-l-long time n-n-n-n-no see Henri" Said an on fire Jasper
"damn first Cynthia now you" Henri said annoyed
"h-h-h-h-hey why are you n-n-n-not happy to see me?" Jasper asked
"because I hate you...I hate everybody" Henri said
"Why d-d-d-did you let me burn in the w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-wish house?" Jasper asked
"hey dude are you floating?" Henri said
"d-d-d-don't change th-t-th subject" Jasper said
"well I told you I hate everybody so, I guess that is why" Henri said
"r-r-r-regardless i am going to kill y-y-y-you using mar---mar--m-m- Karate!" Jasper said as he floated to the ground
"shit looks like another fight" Henri said
(BE) back in the base
"how about Sephiroth?" James asked
"no we would really have to piss him off for him to come here" Kuja said
"what about Liquid snake?" James asked
"no Liquid is annoying but what would he want with us?" Kuja said
"how about...Dracula?" James asked
"now why the hell would Dracula be hiding in a hot dog machine?" Kuaj asked
"Could it be Mary?" James asked in horror
"now I see why she would hide in our base...to kill you...but in the hot dog machine...no the guy in the hotdog machine would be one very screwed up individual" Kuja said
"then who could it be?" James asked
END OF CHAPTER
Who was in the hotdog machine? Tell me who you think it is
Sephiroth: first person who says it is me dies, got that!
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