Chapter 23

studder death

disclaimer: I still don't own Silent hill...well the franchise anyway

"are we ever going to fight?" Henri asked siting on the ground

"as soon as Darkcomet gets off his lazy ass and makes us" Jasper dropped his studder and has a deep British accent

"he has been playing WAY too much dead rising, and Oblivion He actually has beaten all of the guilds and still has not typed anything here" Henri said frustrated

"Yeah he even beat all of dead Rising, what a freaking bum!" Jasper said

"What the hell did you just call me?!" I say

"Uhhh...b-b-b-b-back to the story right?" Jasper dropped his accent and gained a studder

"that's better" I say as I leave to type the story

"Now you will die!" Henri said

"n-n-n-not if I-I-I can help it" Jasper said as he charged

"Ahhh!" Henri screamed as he charged

"aha! Got you now!" Max screamed as he jumped from a tree

"oh shit" Henri said as Max came closer

"w-w-wai..." Jasper was cut off as he ran into max

Henri took this opertunity to stab Jasper into the ground

"NOOOOOOOOO-O-OOOO!" Jasper screamed

"damn! we will meet again Henri" Max said as he jumped away into the tree

"O.k. Ghosts I get but why a ninja?" Henri asked

"just roll with it" I say

"fine" Henri said walking off to search for wells

(BE) in the base

James is still trying to figure out who the mysterious figure is

"...what about that chick from Final fantasy X...Yuna" James said

"over here didpshit" Yuna said as she waved

"hmmm...how are you over there...when the hotdog machine...AHH HAA!" James screamed

"oh sweet Jesus, why me" Kuja said slapping his head

"if you are here and the hotdog machine is broken...then YOU came out of there" James said pointing his finger at Yuna

"I have been standing here the whole damn time" Yuna said frustrated

"maybe...but don't leave town" James said glaring at Yuna

"how do you put up with him?" Yuna asked

"Alchohol...and lots of it" Kuja said

"well load me up" Yuna said

"AHHH HAA!" James screamed

Kuja looked to see his finger pointing at Ashley

"what is it James?" Ashley asked

"you came out of the hotdog machine didn't you!" James accused Ashley

"James...you really are a dumbass. Oh hey kuja opening the alchohol cellar let me in I need some" Ashley said walking twords Kuja

"Don't worry everybody, Detective James is on the case!" James struck a dramatic pose

"greeeaaat!" Kuja said sarcastically and rolling his eyes as he went into the cellar

"hmm not all I need is a sherlock Holmes hat, a pipe, some suspects, and a corpse" James said rubbing his chin

"HEEEEEYYYY KIDS!" Pee wee herman said as he walked in from nowhere

"hey Peewee, would you like to take place in an investigation?" James asked

"sure" He said happily

"good, now turn around" James said rubbing his hands together

"right here?" Peewee asked

"perfect" James said as he pulled out his gun

James began to shoot Peewee herman to death

"...why...James...why?" Peewee said as he died

"well I have the corpse...but why did I need that again...whoops that was for Halloween...which is a long way away, guess I'm ahead of myself" James said as he happily walked off

"wait James!" I scream

"yes" James says

"remember that offer I made the reviewers to let them kick you in the nuts?" I ask

"yeah" James says

"well could you (whisper whisper)" I whisper

"sure" James says as he skips off

"heh heh perfect" I say evily

Sephiroth: what did you do

Darkcomet: (whisper Whisper)

Sephiroth: Sweet

(BE) in a basement somewhere

"hahahahahahahaha I am a crazy flamer" says a person

"hello" James said

"who are you?" says the person

"are you Turtleguru?" James asks

"yes" He say

"good" James says as he kicks him in the nuts

"OWWWW!" he screams in pain

"well Darkcomet never said ANY reviewer would get the prize...so I get it, now to find things on my checklist" James says as he leaves

"hey are you that guys mom?" James says

"yes" says an 80 year old woman

"oh O.K." James as he pushes her down he stairs

"that was for me...I was bored" James said as he left

(BE) back in room 302

"Midna did he get mail?" a Demon asks

"yes he did do you want to hear it?" Midna asks

"YEAH!" the demons scream in unison

"O.K.

Dear Henri

This is your old prison bunkee Butch. How have you been? I have been great, I miss the days where I would tie you up against the bunk and...well the rest is history. But I have to ask you a question, did you ever get those pills to...well you know...raise the flag...I mean I at fist thought I had seen a scared turtle but I found out I was wrong. By the way what ever happened to that guy you actually managed to beat up, is he still around? I don't remember who he was but I remember he was busted for jaywalking oh well. I remember what you got busted for, Trying to steal a man thong from J C Penneys Man that is damn funny. Oh and don't forget, you'll always be my little butt plug.

With lots of love

Butch" Midna struggled to read as she was laughing so hard

"Henri was butch's Bitch HAHAHAHAAH!" The demons laughed

(BE) back in the forest

Henri had gotten all of the parts, nearly got chopped up by Walter, met Wally, grabbed a key, and is now back at the wish house

"Henri what took you so long?" Eileen asked

"long story" Henri said bleeding from the mouth, eye, and pinky fingure

"well there is a torso in a wheel chair up ahead,do you know what to do with it?" Eileen asked

"hmmmm" Henri thought

(BE) in a Dark room

"where are we" Gannon said looking around

"I don't know" Dr. Wily said

"shut it" James said walking up with a cheap Sherlock Holmes hat and smoking a bubble pipe

"who are you?" Dr. Eggman asked

"I am Sunderland...James Sunderland" James said as he winked

"oh god not you again" Liquid said moaning

"what is wrong" Bowser asked

"I was made by the same company as him...in fact...I am his brother" Liquid said

Dramatic music

"wow really!?" Dr. wily said in amazement

"No he just claims everyone is his brother... hell he is stupider that me" James said rolling his eyes

Liquid looks at Gannon

"hello...Brother" Liquid said

Dramatic music

"not even close" Gannon said

"Brother!" Liquid said looking at Dr. Wily

Dramatic music

"stop that!" James screamed as he pushed a button that electrocuted Liquid

"now then, I have brought up the most heinous villans of all time to.." James started to say

"Oh shit did I miss the interview?" Shadow the hedgehog said busting in

"no shadow you are to report upstairs to to writer" James said

"oh O.K. but this room is all black and yet I can only see everyone else clearly, but none of the rooms features" Shadow said

"your point being?" James asked

"where are the Damn stairs!" Shadow screamed

"oh over there" James said pointing into the darkness

"Hello...Brother!" Liquid said

Dramatic music

"what the hell is his problem?" Shadow asked

"I don't know" James said as he pushed the button to shock Liquid again and shadow walked off

"Now as I was saying...Gannon, Dr. Wily, Dr. eggman, Sigma, Sin.." James was saying

"ROOOAAAARRR!" sin roared

"Yes I know but it is only fair. as I was saying Bass, Liquid.."

"brother" Liquid said

Dramatic music

Liquid is shocked again

"Ansem, Andross, Jason Vorhese, and John Cena" James said

"why am I here I am a good guy...and why do I not have a shock braclet?" John asked

"because Darkcomet hates you the most and if you start causing problems he told me to shoot you" James said

"oh" John replied

"anyway, I am here to find out who came out of the hotdog machine so the questoning begins, next chapter!" James said

END OF CHAPTER

OH BABY I AM BACK! I have one announcement to make...well two announcements. One is a serious one, to all of the people who flame me. I don't care that you flame me but don't tell me to commit suicide, my family has suffered enough of that, as in my cousin has attempted it...twice, so don't cross the line. Announcement two SCHOOLS OUT! I offically started summer vacation at Exactly at 3:05 P.M. Central Time, So chapters should come faster. Hell maybe even another tommorow. Until then R&R.