Chapter 24

really random stuff

Disclaimer: For god's sake I own nothing

"I am very drunk" Kuja slured

"mmmm so am I" Ashley said

"you haven't even drank anything yet" Kuja said

"well at least I'm not like Yuna" Ashley said pointing to Yuna

"Shut up dick!" Yuna screamed at a blond guy that only she can see

"My name is Tidus you Damn devil Woman!" The imaginary Tidus screamed

"Well nameless stranger what do you think of this, Come here Kuja" Yuna said as she grabbed who she thought was Kuja

There was some hot make out action going on

"how did you like that Kuja?" yuna said

"well from my viewpoint that was really good...but you might want to ask Ashley that question" Kuja said pointing to Ashley

"you know if things don't work out with me and James..." Ashley started to say then winked

"...Kuja come here" Yuna said grabbing Kuja and making out with him much to the dismay of Imaginary Tidus

when there was a break in the action Kuja looked up

"hey you blonde dude" Kuja said

Imaginary Tidus looked around

"yeah you the one looking around...I can see you man, please stop staring at me...you killing the mood" Kuja said resuming what he was doing before

Imaginary tidus then ran off crying

Darkcomet: Shit my punching bag just ran off

Shadow: Want me to go get it?

Darkcomet: would you please, hey shoot him if you have to just get him back here...why are you listening to me again, read the story.

(BE) back in the woods

"that's it I give up what the hell am I supposed to do with these damned body parts!" Henri said frustrated

"why don't you try putting them on the body" Eileen said

"hmm... good idea" Henri said as he went to work

about 5 minuets later

"there I think I am done" Henri said

"oh nice going dipshit, now when I walk I will walk on my head!" a voice screamed

"who said that?" Eileen asked

"me the screwed up robot, no not Manniquen, robot. Why did you puy my left...no this is a better question, are you on drugs? Because that is the only way you could have screwed this up so bad" the robot said from his head, which is on his right leg

"O.K. then how about this?" Henri said trying again

"yep...you are on drugs" the robot said

"O.K. how about...this" Henri said as he pushed the wheelchair the robot was sitting in off of the remnents of the wish house

"you really suck...suck big ones" the robot said lying there with his head jammed up his ass

"well only thing left to do is to go down" Henri said

"well I can't climb down so we need to find another way" Eileen said

"Eileen are you pregnant?" Henri asked again

"no wh...wait I'm not falling for that again, yes Henri I am pregnant" Eileen said

"oh O.K." Henri said as he pushed her down the hole

"you suuuuuuuuuuuuk!" Eileen screamed as she fell

"oh hey a ladder...I was just about to jump, I wonder if...oh well" Henri said as he climbed down

(BE) in the dark room

"so...mr Gannon, where were you 3 hours ago?" James asked

"I was sitting at home drinking some Spiked Milk" Gannon answered

"and during that time were you in a hotdog machine?" James asked

"What? I just told you I was at home" Gannon said

"a likely story...but can you back it up?"James said

"yeah...that is where you abducted me, off of my couch" Gannon said annoyed

"well you answer me this...why would a pig hide in a hotdog machine?" James asked

" What?! what does that have to do with anything!?" Gannon said confused

"everything, and the answer is...because he is a pig" James said

"whatever, are we done here?" asked Gannon hopefully

"no...now we are, dismissed" James said

"dumbass" Gannon said getting up and walking to the door as Dr. wily walked in

"good luck" gannon said

(BE) back in the forest

"Henri why would you push me in a hole if I was pregnant!?" Eileen said pissed

"because I don't want two of you walking around...one is enough" Henri said

"well I guess the only way through is that door" Eileen said

"well" Henri says as he kicks the door in

"you know we might get sued if we keep tearing shit up" Eileen said

"like they know who I am" Henri said walking in the door

"hmmm the prison heh heh heh, ime to gangster style on their ass" Walter said stalking them

(BE) back in room 302

"guess what my demon bitches more mail from mommy!" Midna said with enthusiasm

"yeah!" they demons screamed

" dear boogey bottom

Have you been well? You have not wrote back in a while. Have you married that girl next door like mommy said, she seemed like your type off woman...you know loose, easy. Oh and if manage to go to bed with her don't forget the things mommy taught you. (Midna stops a moment to gag). Some big guy named Butch came by a while ago...he said he was off to prison again some prison in the middle off some forest, Silent hill I think. He said to tell you he still loves you...whatever that means. I hope you write me soon, bye bye honey snot.

Love mommy" Midna finished reading laughing and about to vomit at the same time

"butch is back in prison already word travels fast outside these walls" one demon said

"no kidding" Midna said going over to the fridge

"damn he doesn't have anything to eat" Mida said neglecting the news

Darkcomet: uh-oh Butch is in Jail in a Forest in silent hill, no this isn't obvious foreshadowings.

(BE) into the staircase

"that is why I think I would make a good wife for you Henri" Eileen said

"how did we even get on this subject?" Henri asked

"Oh well we were on the staircase then we got into what you thought was an elevator...it then got stuck and we have been in here for nearly 20 minuets" Eileen said

"god save me" Henri said rolling his eyes

"do you want to do it?" eileen asked

"no...especially now with all of the blackish looking pulsating stuff on your back...I mean what the hell is that?" Henri asked

"I don't know but it doesn't hurt like it looks like it should...but you know that's life"Eileen said

"yeah well if this is your version of life, then it sucks but hey who gives a shit eh." Henri said trying to be positive

"ahh I think we have landed" EIleen said as they both walked out

"Oh damn not this place again" Henri said before him sat the Water prison

"great Henri who did you piss off here?" Eileen asked

"no one...at least I don't think" Henri said forgetting about Andrew

"Well shall we?" Eileen asked

"yes" a voice behind them answered

" who the..oh shit" Henri said

"oh were you asking him? sorry" Walter said pulling out two pistols

"ehh oh" Henri said

"what are we going to do" Eileen said

"well we could always you know...RUN AWAY!!" Henri said as he ran for the door with Eileen behind him

"damn i didn't expect them to do that" Walter said standing there

END OF CHAPTER

Lame update I know..but still an update none the less, Yes shadow the hedgehog has joined me in the writers booth so give him a nice round of applause, need I remind you he has guns. So that brings the count up to three Sepiroth, Shadow, and myself. Well I will see you all next chapter