Chapter 28

The end approaches

Disclaimer: I don't own any thing said in this fic sadly.

It took Henri a few moments to recover from the can shot to the nust

"Darkcomet I hate you fast then slow updates" Henri said

Darkcomet: hey you just lost my vote for the associate poll

"DAMN!" Henri yelled as he walked twords the clock door

"Henri I don't feel good something is in my head" Eileen moaned

"Henri what is she talking about?" Zidane asked

"SHUT UP MUTANT!" Eileen screamed as she smaked him in the face and knocking him out

"I'm sorry Henri" Eileen said

"that's allright I didn't really like him anyway" Henri said

"oh Ok" Eileen stammerd as they went in the door

"hello Henri" a voice said

"what the hell is it now?" Henri said frustrated

"My name is James...James Sunderland" James said standing in the room where the one truth is supposed to be

"Dude Darkcomet has really screwed this plotline up." Henri said

"yes well That doesn't matter because you are going to die here" James said drawing his plank

"Bring it" Henri pulled out his baseball bat

"that thing it is no match for my plank...OF DOOM!" James said

Henri hit James across the face with the bat

"HA that didn't hurt!" James laughed

"let me guess you are using mirrors...so I have to find the real you?" Henri smirked

"no...what the hell do I look that smart. No I am just way to drunk and stupid to feel pain...I have drinking the heaviest alchohol I can find for three hours straight...it did wonders for my nervous system" James said

"Well...shit" Henri said as he stricken in the head by the plank

(BE) in a dark castle

"my plan is coming to fruition...soon I will strike The individual Walter Sullavin...he seems to be the leader" the mysterious voice said

"Sir with all due respect...why Walter...I happen to know who the real of The silent Hill universe is." Seymore said

"oh you do, do you. Then who?" The voice asked

"Pyramid head" Seymore said

"Ah yes we will pay a visit to Pyramid head...now" The voice fade and Seymore did too

(BE) back to Henri getting his ass kicked

"Damn what am I going to do?" Henri asked himself frustrated

"GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" Henri heard Eileen

"What the hell?" James said

"you bastard that is my line" Henri said

"JAMES!!!!" Eileen yelled

"Oh shit here we go again" Henri said

"who in the hell are you...and why the hell should I care...Did you come out of the hotdog machine?" James asked

"Don't you recognise me James?" Eileen asked

"No...But I do meet alot of Prostitutes...that IS what you do right?" James asked

"I can't believe you don't recognize me James" Eileen said

"really Eileen is this necissary?" Henri asked

"MY NAME IS NOT EILEEN IT IS ANGELA!" Eileen screamed

"bullshit Angela is dead...Walter shot her...I saw it" James said

"Do I look that different James?" Eileen asked

"Hell yeah...you've gotten better looking...lost the testicles...and had plastic surgery" James said

"I was beautiful on the inside!" Eileen screamed

"BULL shit!" James said

"well it doesn't matter now...Your dead" Eileen said as she kicked James in the nuts

"O.K. The alchohol does not protect that area" James said as he knelt over

"not so fast you bitch" Richard said appearing in the room

"I will have revenge" Richard said drawing his pipe

Him and Eileen/Angela began to sword fight

"Hey you" James said

"I'm not done with you yet" James said

"bring it" Henri said running at James

"hey how did you spit into three?" James said freaking out

"hmmm...Oh I see" Hneir said as he walked up to James and James started stepping backwards

"since I can't hurt you"..." Henri said

"huh? what are you..." James said as he was pushed

"I will just push you in this hole that is here for no reason" Henri said

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" James screamed as he fell

"the Alchohol kicked in...man that guy was a Dumbass" Henri said

When he turned around he saw Richard on the ground writhing in pain

"Hey Eileen or Angela let's get out of here before he gets back up" Henri said pointing at a door

"O.K. Henri" Eileen said

they walked out of the room

(back in Silent hill brook have hospital)

"Oh my head... I really have to stop drinking" Pyramid head started walking to his apartment on the third floor

"Peter I'm home...hmm must be hanging out with Megfallow...Oh well." Pyramid said sitting down in his favorite Lay-Z-Monster

"My spear arobics class makes no sense" Pyramid head said not paying attention to a presence in the shadows

"I mean why do I have to stab myself in the head with the spear...that makes no damn sense. I hate being the Mayor of Silent hill...It is what gets me into shit like the spear classes" Pyramid head rambled on

"you there Triangle head thing" the voice said

"great now I am hearing voices...Why did I run for Mayor HERE of all places" Pyramid head rambled

"No I am really here" the voice said

"and I have come to take you hostage" It added

"real great now I am a prisoner" Pyramid head said

"now come with us" The voice said

"could you please abduct me in my chair I don't want to get up" Pyramid head asked

"Why the hell not" the voice said

(BE) back to henri and Eileen

"Well this seems to be the bottom" Henri said

"must be near the end" Eileen said

"thank you god" Henri said opening the door

they were in a gray version of Henri's apartment full of candles he came out of the bathroom

"where are we Henri?" Eileen asked

"I would say in the past but you know...at this point...I just don't give a damn" Henri said walking in

"Hey look a note" Henri said

"once upon a time...there was this little brat and...he did something important...ah screw this Walter told me to write this to confuse Henri I don't know why though...I think this whole thing is bullshit...hmm I might as well say something while I am writing. My studies of the hotdog machine explosion are...that I was just seeing shit in the hotdog explosion. Oh I have a great Idea...I should go tell Kuja." Henri read out loud

"Henri" a voice moaned

"darth vader?" Henri replied

"No you dumbass...If you had read my damned red pieces of paper you would know who I am!" Said a black blob from the ceiling

"Hey is that you Joseph?" Eileen asked

"eileen did you not ever notice I was tunneling through the wall to you?" Joseph asked

"yeah...I just ignored you though...I even poured cement so you couldn't go any farther" Eileen said

"you bitch! If I had hands I would strangle you!" Joseph screamed

"but you don't so HA!" Eileen said

"You know I feel how you do Joseph...but she might serve a purpose later on...you know what I mean" Henri said as he winked

"(sigh) whatever I don't even remember why I came here...probably with some usefull information...but now I just don't care" Joseph said going back into the ceiling

"hey the lights aren't on" Henri said flipping a switch

T.Vs rolled out showing every room they had been in today plus a few more rooms

Plus a map of the whole apartment

and a dart board with Henri face on it

"what in gods name is this place" Henri said in shock

"Hey Walter glad you are here I need to ask you...something" Kuja said walking in looking for Walter

"Oh shit" Kuja said

"that's right I remember you...I saw you walking around the building where I met Zidane!" Henri said

"ummm...gottago!" Kuja said fast and ran out the door

"How did he get through it is locked?" Henri said

"Maybe he locked it from the other side" Eileen said

"hmmm...what is this?" Henri said looking down the hallway

"what?" Eileen asked

"a pick axe and a crack in the wall...I have an idea" Henri said

He hit Eileen with the blunt side of the pick axe

"OWWW WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!" Eileen screamed in pain

"Well I thought if I hit you hard enough...you would get an idea" Henri said

"asshole...well how did you get out of here before?" Eileen asked

"Great idea Eileen" Henri said as he ran into the laundry room

"hmm I wonder.." Eileen said walking to the door

"No way! You have got to be Kidding me!" Eileen said laughing

(BE) back in room 302

"I need to go to the end of the hallway" Henri said going to said point in the apartment

He started to hit the wall with the pickaxe

"damn Henri you were angrier then I thought" Midna said

"shut up you stupid bitch" Henri said hitting the wall

"Hey why is the languege so harsh?" Midna sassed

"Just shut up" Henri said as he broke through

"Whoa!" Midna said

Henri crawled through

"Look a body" Henri said

"that would explain the smell the last few hours" Midna said

"hey he has a key...it...it has room 302 printed on it...Do you know what this means!" Henri said

"no...not really you looney" Midna said

"I am getting out!" Henri ran twords the door

"What about Eileen?" Midna asked

"Screw her I can finally leave tis Apartment and never come back!" Henri said excited

"can I have it?" Midna asked

"what the hell do I care take it!" Henri said

"cool" Midna said happy

Henri walked to his door

"Now to stick this key in the door" Henri stuck the key in the door

he twisted it

he tried to turn the doorknob...nothing

"What..no...NO!!!" Henri screamed

"what?" Midna asked

"SON OF A BITCH!!! I AM GOING TO KILL THIS DAMN DOOR! YOU DIRTY BASTARD!!" Henri kicked it and hurt his foot

"OWWWW!" Henri jumped around holding his foo

"calm down just try it again" Midna said

"fine" Henri said

He put the key in

turned it back

twisted the knob

pulled..and the door did not open

"No..why me damn you...why do you torture me so" Henri said still holding the doorknob as he fell twords the door

the door opened

"wait...you mean to tell me this key locked it...and all I had to do the time is push the door open...SON OF A BITCH!!!" Henri screamed

Henri finally crawled out of room 302

"hey why does the hallway look different than normal" Henri asked

"Henri your here" Eileen said

"how did you get through the door" Henri asked

"Oh I Just pushed it open" Eileen said

"MOTHER.." Henri started to scream

Clang

"so happy you could make it" a voice said

(BE) in the dark tower

"So who are you anyway" Pyramid head said tied to his chair

"I am the eater of souls...destroyer of Galaxies...I am as old as time...well maybe not that last one" the voice said

"but who are you...REALLY!" Pyramid head asked

"well I might as well show you" The voice said as it took off a hood

"No..it isn't possible" Pyramid head said as he looed in horror

"it is...and soon the universe will be MINE! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!" The voice laughed

END OF CHAPTER

Who is this mystery man...who is talking to Henri...what happened to James thes question will be answered...soon. for the story is almost over

But now it is time for the polls I have already voted and so has Sephiroth, Shadow and Kuja the standings are

James:1

Henri:0

Walter:3

Walter: WHOOOO I AM WINNING THIS JOB IS AS GOOD AS MINE!

Darkcomet: Don't count on it yet...the reviewers can vote as well...so vote. Who should be my new assistant James, Henri, or Walter. Please vote today via Review or message and I mean everybody...come on don't be shy. I say you should vote now.

Finally I have almost been here a year...and I have finally used the stats button on my profile page...took me that long. I would like to thank of course Schrieberjoe my first Reviewer I greatly appreciate how you helped me organize...so if you are reading this, thank you. I would also like to thank Megfallow my loyal reviewer...if you haven't read her story cute baby pyramid head fun it is awesome.

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Sephiroth: uhhh...dark you relise you just made that speech to yourself...as in it is late at night no is reading this right now.

Darkcomet: Oh well it has ben said...I can't wait for these people to see how this little tale of mine ends

Sephiroth: whatever night everbody

Darkcomet: until nextime