Chapter 29
the beggining of the end
Disclaimer: Almost one year and still I don't own anything
"glad you could make it" Walter said
"whew...I thought I had something to worry about for a second...but you are on the other side of those bars...so I feel safe" Henri said
"well theoretically I cant't HIT you but I can SHOOT you" Wlater said whipping out his two pistols
"Eileen I have a new plan...dive back into..." as Henri was about to finish the sentence the door to room 302 shut
"I say new plan to jump into that OTHER room...about...nowish" Henri said as thye doded counteless bullets and went inside the guy with the guns room (honestly I don't know his name)
"WHOA HENRI LOOK GUNS!" Eileen said
"yeah I have been here before...they are all fake" Henri said
"even this sub machine gun?" Eileen asked
"yes even the..."
bangbangbangbang
"sub machine gun" Henri finished in shock
"sweet!" Eileen said
"Damn! Why wasn't that here before?" Henri said
"well finders keepers losers bitches" Eileen said
"that...was uncalled for" Henri said starting to cry
"why did we hae to go along with this" a voice was heard
"because I knew that Kuja would ask for me again" another voice was heard
"stand back Henri" eileen said
"no prob I have seen enough shit for today anyway" Henri said
one of those upside down twin monsters came up the staircase that they did not notice in the room
it noticed Eileen
"wasn't walter supposed to kill you by now?" one of the voices that sounded like it was coming from it's ass said
"screw it let's kill her" it charged and was immenently gunned down by the smg.
"shit...I wish I had that gun" Henri said
"well let's keep moving...bitch" Eileen said
"just you wait Eileen" Henri said under his breath as he walked down the stairs
Kuja entered the room
"SORA! you screwed up again...this is why you have not been here half the time...looks as though I have to get my hands dirty...damn" Kuja said
after walking through a trecherous maze of apartments passing through Eileens room...getting shot at by Walter...Henri getting shot in the ass by Walter, they reached the bottom floor..
"so what is here on the bottom floor?" Eileen asked
"what are you retarded...WE BOTH LIVE HERE! You Know what is on the bottom floor!" Henri said frustrated
"can we go to the supers room?" eileen asked
"that is probably where we have to go anyway" Henri said
When they got there
"Damn either there is some bad mojo in this building...or Frank is one parnoid son of a bitch" Henri said
franks door was chained up
"Hey Eileen there are two hallways on this floor...could you search one while I search this one...don't worry I unlocked all of the door last time I was here" Henri said
"wait what...last time you were here when the hell was that?" Eileen said
"probably...6 hours ago" Henri said
"so...you don't think people are smart enough to notice...that something unlocked their doors?" Eileen said
"again you should know the answer to that." Henri said
"true...the people who live here are some of the dumbest people who ever lived" Eileen said as she wentinto the other hallway to search
"what the hell is this thing?" Henri said looking down the hallway and seeing a weird cacoon thing
"I wonder what happens if I touch it?" Henri said
"I told you having sex in the jaccuzzi would get us in trouble...know I have to be a dad!" a voice screamed
"Damn that was weird...and what did that do anyway?" Henri thought
he went into another room and there was another
Henri touched it again
"You know having a kid might not be so bad...now I have a legal slave" the same voice from before said
"that guy sounds like such a dick...but familiar" henri thought
He explored a little more and found another
"DAMN! where is the pizza delivery boy!" the same voice said
"now what the hell did that have to do with anything!" Henri said angry
As he walked through the hallway back to franks room
"Hey some of the chains are gone" Henri said
"I wonder how Eileen is doing?" Henri said walking over to the lobby
there he saw something pretty freaking weird
"momma...momma...momma...momma" Eileen reapeatedly chanted while looking down
"I really should have her checked out" Henri said walking into the other hallway
"well lookie here" Henri said noticing another cacoon said
"DAMN! this kid is stupid...Walter why can't you be more like..." the same voice said
"well that one made sense...but still who is this guy?" Henri said
He went into an empty room
he then went into a room filled with horny apes...funny stuff there
He then finally went into a room with two cacoons
"Walter as I was saying...why can't you be more like your brother" The voice said again
"well I want to find out who said brother is" Henri said walking over to the last cacoon
"You know...your brother...I forget his name. I hope you understand that is why we are leaving you here" The voice ended
"DAMN! I wanted to know" Henri said walking back to the supers room and seeing Eileen in the middle of the lobby
"come on...let's go" Henri said to her
"Momma...Momma...Momma...Momma" she kept chanting
"hmmm.." Henri thought
Henri silently krept up behind her and reached into her pocket and stole her smg
"Score!" He thought
"I'll be back eileen" Henri said running off to the supers room
as he left Kuja walked into the lobby
"...what in the hell is her problem?" Kuja said very confused
"the door is open...now to see what shit I can steal" Henri thought when he walked into franks room
"well there isn't much of valu...wait what is in this little box over here...could be jewlry" Henri thought
He opened the box
"whahoooIamfreeeIamfreeyeahyeahyeahyeah!" Screamed an umbilicol cord very quickly as it ran around the room like mad
"thankyouthankyouIloveyouIloveyou!" It kept running
"damn is this thing on drugs on something?" Henri said
"byebyeIgottagodosomefreethingsnowseeya!" It screamed as it ran off
"uhhh...I don't know what the hell just happened but I had better go get eileen" Henri said heading for the lobby
"welcome Henri" Kuja said
"Oh...you again...what do you want?" Henri said
"we have her...so come and get her" Kuja said pointing to James with a giant welp on his head from where he fell in the hole
"So...take her see if I care...she was a nusense anyway" Henri said
"Fine...but I am still going to kill you" Kuja said going trance Kuja
a bell rang
"saved by the bell Henri" Kuja said as him and james ran back upstairs
the apartment started to shake
"come back here with my booty call" Henri screamed as he chased them even though HE told them to take her
He eventually made it back to room 302
the door was blown off the henges and all of the demons and Midna were knocked out on the ground
"midna what happened?" Henri asked
"what the hell DOES IT LOOK LIKE HAPPENED!" Midna screamed
"I give up what does it look like" Henri said
"We just got our asses kicked...but payback is a bitch..and so am I!" Midna screamed as she ran through the hole made by henri
"wait!" Henri said but before he went in
"I am going to swing by Richards room for a second" Henri said
he went and then came back
"sweet Richard had revolvers...3 of them...and this weird lamp thing" Henri said as he walked inside the hole
"ewww...what is this black puddle?" Henri said as he stepped on it
"what the...WHOAAA!" He screamed as he fell in
"where am I and why is everything red...and why is there a black puddle in the middle of the room?" Henri asked as he went into that puddle as well
"hello Henri a voice said" walter said
"why did you say a voice said?" Henri asked
"I wanted to be mysterious" Walter said
"well you suck at it" Henri said
"Mr. Townshend...welcome to my underground lair" Walter said
"what is that thing in the middle?" Henri asked
"oh that, that is my whirling machine of death and pain...good for crushing ice...and bones" Walter said
"let me guess you are going to push me into it?" Henri said
"no...she is going to walk into it" Walter pointed to Eileen
"you son of a bitch you brain controled her" Henri said
"No not really...she just walked up there and started to move twords it...I think she is on drugs" Walter said
"well I am going to kill you" Henri said
"wait before you do...I must go into my long speech about why I have tried to kill you wasting whatt seems to be at least 10 minuets but really only a few moments...you know you had one in the first chapter" Walter said
"allright...but then I am going to kill you" Henri said
"It all started about 20 years ago...maybe more...but none the less in room 302..." Walter said
"I said in room 302" walter said annoyed
nothing happened
"DAMNIT JAMES CUE THE WAVEY FLASHBACK STUFF!" Walter yelled
"sorry!" James screamed
"anyway like I was saying it started in room 302" Walter said as the wavey flashback stuff came in
(BE) flashback in room 302
"I told you having sex in the jaccuzzi would get us in trouble...know I have to be a dad!" A rather fat balding man said looking at little Walter
"but you already have a son." a rather skinny woman said in a high pitched voice
they were sitting in room 302 with all sorts of boxes. It looked as though they were moving
"You know having a kid might not be so bad...now I have a legal slave" the fat man said
"who?" The woman said
"not this one" the man said pointing at Walter
"DAMN! where is the pizza delivery boy!" the fat man screamed
"you didn't order pizza" the woman said
"oh." the man said
"dada" Lil' Walter said
"DAMN! this kid is stupid...Walter why can't you be more like... your brother..." He started to say
"I forget his name though" he said
"Honey we never named him" the woman said
"how about..Henri" the man said
"great H-E-N-R-Y" The woman said
"no spell it with an I stands for intellegent" the man said
"sounds more like idiot coming from you" the woman said
"shut the hell up and let's get going...bye Walter I hope we never meet again" they said as they left
"Bastard" Lil Walter said in a very sqeaky voice
(BE) in the present
"so now you know" Walter said
"damn that did feel like a long time...how long was it?" Henri asked
"that's it...no I'm sorry for abandoning you...or I am such an asshole" Walter said angry
"well I ran away at the first chance...well that would be a lie...they just never mentioned you" Henri said
"Up yours Henri" Walter screamed and turned into a shadow and a giant monster appeared behind them
"now I cannot be hurt while that monster is alive you have no hope...HAHAHAHAH!" Walter started to laugh
"yeeehaw!!!funfunfufnfunfunfunfunfunfunfun!" screamed the umbilical cord as it flew out of Henri's pocket and into the monsters throat chocking it
Henri then grabed nearby spears and stabbed them all into the monster thus killing it
Walter faded back to Normal
"Damnit...I thought that plan was perfect" Walter said
"oh well you can't do anything to me any...hey what are you going to do with those revolvers" walter said
"let me read the instructions" Henri said
He pulled out one bullet and put it in one of three revolvers...he then rubbed the lamp he found in richards room
smoke then filled the room
"who has summoned me?" said a young revolver Ocelot
"uhhh...me" Henri said raising his hand
"allright" Ocelot said as he grabbed the revolvers and started ot juggle them
"see how I am doing this..it is amazing huh?" ocelot asked
"sure" Henri said confused
"now...each of you pick one gun" Ocelot said holding the three guns
they both picked one
"now shoot until one of you fires they are the winner...nowdon't bother me again" Ocelot said as he went inside the lamp again
"allright fine...draw" Walter said
many clickings were heard
BANG
Henri's gun fired...Walter was shot
"OW!...you shot me int the arm you A-hole!" Walter screamed
"sorry" Henri said
"Just wait I will kill you Henri!" Walter said
clapping was heared..then the lights went out
"what the hell...JAMES!" Walter yelled
"I didn't do it" James said
"neither did I" Kuja said
the death machine stopped whirring...and a single light came on near the platform Eileen was on
"greetings" said the cloaked figure
"who the hell are you and what are you doing in my house" Walter said
"my house" Henri corrected him
"I am here to kill all of you harvest your souls and then take over you little world here" the figure said
"you mean town" James said
"whatever...now I offer you the oppertunity to join me" the voice said
"no...I think you are one of those gay cults" Henri said
"fine...then I will just take thes fine women back to my castle and have my way with them" the voice said as it pointed to a portal and Eileen, Ashley, Namine, and Yuna were inside
"give back my booty call!" Henri screamed
"you bastard!" Kuja screamed
"ASHLEY!" James screamed
"Oh! You are dead buddy!" Walter said
"well make your choice...I will be waiting. Oh and when I said take over...I meant destroy in a most violent way, blood explosion extrodinare you know. You have 2 hours" the figure turned away
"who are you?" James asked
"oh right" the figure said
"you know who I am." The figure said as it removed his hood
"sweet jesus!" Henri screamed
"that is correct I am..."
END OF CHAPTER
Who is the hooded man? there are only 2 chapters left so be ready, the hooded man will make things interesting. By the Way the polls are still walter winning... so please vote don't make this a land slide victory. If you don't vote it might take me a while to update...but if you do, oh I don't know I might update quicker. remember the cantidates are James, Henri, and, Walter. Time is running out. so until next time.