Chapter 30
End of the world pt.1
Disclaimer:I still do not own silent hill or anything said in this story.
"who are you?" James asked
"oh right" the figure said
"you know who I am." The figure said as it removed his hood
"sweet jesus!" Henri screamed
"that is correct I am..."
Dramatic pause as he pulls off his hood
"I am.."
we interrupt this message with a public service announcement
a weird guy in glasses walks on the screen
"at exactaly noon an invasion of angry wood peckers will be set free by an evil cake factory...reasons are unknown, but one thing is for certain...we are all going to die"
Dum Dum DUUUM
"now back to your regularlly schedueled program" the man says as he is immediately attacked by wood peckers
(back to the story)
"Uhhhh...O.K. Now let me try this again" the man in the cloak said as he put his hood back on
The wind begins to blow (inside of a building) and you can hear hearts racing
The man pulls his hood off again
"It's-a-me Mario!" Mario said standing there
"wait what the hell?" Henri said
"Why the hell are you here?" Walter said
"I Want the universe and this is my first stop...to universal domination...ness" Mario said as he ran through a portal with the women
"my ass!" Walter said as he jumped in after him
"Bring Ashley back!" James screamed as Walter jumped in
"Oh no you don't sissy" Kuja said as he grabbed James and threw him in the portal
"So am I going to have to throw you in as well?" Kuja asked
"no I will go quietly" Henri said as he walked to the teleporter
"good boy" Kuja said as he walked there too
(insert awesome colorful effects)
"Ow!" James said standing up
"well it seems we must all work together" Walter said
"Walter we already worked together...except Henri" Kuja said
"Gee I wonder why...I mean it's not like my own brother tried to KILL me or anything!" Henri said
"Let's put the past behind us...no need to harbor a grudge" Walter said
"OH now that is reassuring...no need to harbor a grudge...that is the pot calling the kettle black, you held a grudge agains me for two decades!" Henri said angry
"well if you don't like it I could kill you right now!" Walter shot back
"bring it on you son of a bitch" Henri said
"HEY! we need to be on the same page here...ow shake hands and apologize!" Kuja said trying to straighten things out
"well...Hey bro...you want revenge on mom and dad by killing me right?" Henri asked
"yeah, your point being" Walter said
"Well I hate them as well so how about after we kill this tubby psychoo we can go kill THEM together like brothers" Henri said
"sounds like a plan." Walter said then began to look around
"where are we?" Walter asked
"I don't know...but we are standing on a burnt cliff with the sky being blood red" Kuja said
"creepy" Henri said
"Where did James go?" Kuja asked
"uh-oh" Walter said as he ran foward
"where is he going?" Henri asked
"honestly...I stopped asking myself that" Kuja said as he ran after him
"great" Henri said as he followed them
James was standing near another edge of the cliff
"James what are you...were in the hell are we" Walter asked looking off the cliff
Kuja catches up and looks as well
Henri eventually makes it
"Damn you are slow" Walter said
"Oh sorry, I have just been spending the whole day FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE!" Henri said
"well get a load at this" James said pointing off of the cliff
at the bottom of the cliff was a boiling lake of lava
"how...cliche" Kuja said
"that's for damn sure" Henri said
"So how are we going to cross the only way seems to be that very dangerous bridge" James said pointing to a bridge where explosions, screams, and fire...is happening all at once
"Well we tried...time to go and wait till the apocolipse" Walter tried to leave before Kuja grabbed him
"does this mean we have to..." Walter started to say
"yep...it sure does" Kuja said
They then crossed the bridge where James was lit on fire...twice, Walter was caught in a massive explosion but unhurt somehow, Henri just curled up into a fetal position and sucked his thumb for about 30 seconds and Kuja...well he just laughed at everybody else.
"hey (pant) guys look over there...there was a nice safe walkway" James said
"to hell with it let's just go inside" Henri said as they all walked into the door
a bunny then hopped onto the safe passway...when lazers, razors, tazers, and a horny version of Bob dole showed up...the bunny was hyper dead...as in overkill x9
(BE) in Marios quarters
"they are coming inside...I need a distraction while the pasta beam charges" Mario said pacing
"well my leige...wait pasta beam?" Seymore said
"It is a legitimate beam...only it shoots very painful...very destructive laser beams all over the place" Mario said
"but why the pasta beam?" Seymore said
"I was hungry when I made it...you know I only eat pasta...I even hate that cake that tramp of a wife cooks me...I mean my slave wife heh heh" Mario chuckled
"Sir!" Max said as he appeared in the room with Mario and Seymore
"I have a plan...the reanimation" Max said
"Oh, you have someone in mind?" Mario said
"yes I do" Max grinned
(BE) in the lobby of Marios castle
"wait guys isn't Mario just from a video gam and we are from the real world?" Henri asked
"sure...just keep telling yourself that" Walter said
"Hey look a turtle" James said pointing at a koopa troopa
"why is everybody afraid of these things in this world...they just walk around" Henri said
"Allright spread um" The turtle said in a gruff Military voice...and he whipped out a shot gun
"whoo shit" Walter said putting his hands behind his head
all the others did as well
suddenly hundreds of turles surrounded them..with guns
When Henri woke up he was in a jail cell with Walter and James
"where are we?" Henri asked
"in the dungeon" Walter said
"all's I told the turtle is that he was a dumb reptile...then the began to beat us" James said
"where is that other guy?" Henri said
"who, Kuja...Don't know" Walter said
"who are you people?" a voice said from another prison cell
"No way pal...I am not going to be a prison bitch again" Walter said
"Are you here to kill Mario?" the voice asked
"who wants to know" James says
"dumbass" Henri mutters under his breath
"I want to know...my name is Wario" Wario said stepping from the shodows
"you mean that fat ass villian from super Mario land 2" Walter said
"quiet and I will tell you the tale of our people." Wario said
"a long time ago we lived peacefully under the rule of Bowser...a very kind and giving man he was. Until one day that monster Mario showed up and killed the whole army and attempted to take bowsers life. He then relised his adventures were over after he killed bowser so he looked in magazines...he eventually heard of a game called the Doki Doki panic...he went to that land and ate the soul of the main cast there...and put himself in. When Bowser attempted to build a reble force made of his children and the survivors of Marios previous attack to rescue the princess Mario marched to Bowsers land of flowers and butterflies...no it was not fire and lava, but there were tanks. I just lived in my castle in the count side while this happened...When Mario came and beat me up, threw me out of my castle,and raped my wife Linda. Ever since then Mario has been growing old and he eats the souls of a games entire cast to keep himself young...as for us we are to forever lose in his party games, lose in sports, lose everything...you play Mario party and stuff like that...we are really chained up when we play that game...and if we do win we get beat like slaves...Our existence sucks" Wario said
"O.K. repeat that...I wasn't paying attention" Walter said as James played tic tac to with Henri on the floor
"Just please go kill Mario" Wario said
"can do" Walter said as he heard an explosion and saw Kuja standing where the door to their cell was
"where would you guys be without me?" Kuja asked
"dead somewhere" James said
"where are the girls?" Henri asked
"Oh I freed them first and told them where the portal was" Kuja said
"damn glory stealer" Henri said as they began to sneak through the castle surprisingly not getting caught
When they were a few rooms away from the throne room
"hold it right there" Max said appearing
"Oh you again...I forgot about you" Henri said
"I know I am out numbered...but I have some backup..come on" Max said
"Hyuk...nice to see you hyuk again James" Goofy said coming from the ever omnipresent shadows
"Oh it is that crack addicted dog again...I thought I killed you" James said
"Now fight us" Max said
"Hey Walter, Henri, you guys go on me and James will handle this" Kuja said
"are you sure?" Henri asked
"yeah it is a couple of crack addicted dogs...as a matter of fact I bet we will be there right on time to save your asses" James said
"Amen to that" Kuja said
"allright lets go" Walter said as him and Henri ran twords the throne room
"so James which do you want...the older one or the ninja?" Kuja asked
"the older one" James said pulling out his plank
They charged they crack dogs
Henri and Walter then made it to the throne room
"so you are here to stop me" Mario said
"no..we are here to help you...of course we are here to stop you dumbass" Henri said
"sheesh you don't have to be rude about it" Mario said
"actually he is in a cranky mood...I have been trying to kill him all day...then seemingly out of nowhere you show up saying you are going to take over the universe" Walter said
"well none the less...I can't let you live" Mario said as he grabbed a flower
"that's it...that's your weapon...HA this is going to be easy!" Henri said
"uh...bro..I think you might want to.." Walter started to say as Mario shot a fireball at Henri
"bastard...Henri said whipping out his bat and hitting Mario in the head
"Ha ha ha! it won't be that easy" Mario said as he kicked Henri across the room
"Damn..pointless crossovers" Henri said getting up
"take this you bastard" Walter said lunging at Mario and missing only to be hit by a fireball
"this is way to easy" Mario said
"we can't touch him...gasp" Henri said
Mario was standing over them with a fireball charged up
"say goodnight" Mario said
"well looks like the end...goodbye world...I always hated you" Walter said
"Not so fast" Kuja screamed as he hit mario in the back
"We've been watching for a few minuets" James said
"then why wait till now to help!" Henri screamed
"because I feel dramatic timing is everything" Kuja said
"shut up and taste fire...ohhhh" Mario screamed as he fell to the ground
"allright everybody grab a weapon...and start whaking like he is a piniata" Walter said as they all drew blunt instuments.
about 10 minuets later
"man that was fun" James said
"Hey...you guys...we just saved the universe" Henri said
"yeah whatever...can we go home now" James said
a bloody and battered Mario crawled up to his throne
"SEYMORE COME TO ME!" Mario screamed
"yes master" Seymore said
"stall them until I get more energy...use all your power" Mario said
"yes sir..FULL POWER!" seymore screamed
"damn I thought it was over" Kuja said
"it looks like it just got worse" Henri said
"I am at a power level you have never felt before." Seymore gloated
"hey you weirdo...what do you think this is Dragon ball Z or something" Walter said
"now prepare to..." Seymore started to say
Mario bit Seymore on his neck
"what...what are you doing master?" Seymore struggled to say
"sucking out you soul...along with all of your power...you told me you would serve me no matter what the cost was for you" mario said when he was finished
"no...no...I can't...die" Seymore said as he faded away into a ball of light...which went into Mario's stomach
"...Now that...Was some straight up Dracula shit" Walter said
"heh heh heh..HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Mario began to laugh
"Guys I have a bad feeling about this" James said
"We are so going to die" Walter said
"well life...it has been nice knowing you" Henri said
Mario was then surrounded by shadow...he then began to turn black
"what is happening Kuja?" James asked
"he is transforming" Kuja said
"How predictable" Walter said
"Why are we standing here?" James asked
"good question" Henri said as the castle began to shake
"I vote we run" James said
Mario began to morph and grow
"I second it" Kuja said as they all ran
when they made it outside the castle exploded
and floating there was a ball of shadow
a figure emerged from said ball
It was a giant version of mario in red Seymore clothes...and Seymores hair, and horns
"all for one right?" Henri asked
"right" James said
"all the way" Kuja said
"hell no...I am out of...I mean yes" Walter said as they ran twords the giant Mario
END OF CHAPTER
Only one left...oh how will it end...just wait and find out. The election is still under way and the results so far are on my profile page so you can see who is winning there.
It has been a while but we have a question it is from Jayktt it reads "Why is James such an idiot?"
Walter: does he really want to open that door?
Kuja: yes...yes he does
James: I are not an Idiot
Henri: Probably ate paint chips when he was a kid
Frank: He is stupid because I constantly hit him in the head with things...like base ball bats
James: Why would you do that dad
Frank: Because you shit on my favorite chair
Well there you have it early child abuse in retalitation for pooing on a chair I hope that answers the question. Well until next time.