Chapter 31

End of the World pt. 2

Disclaimer: One year, and I still don't own anything

We last left our heroes charging a giant Mario/Seymore Monster

"HA HA HA...You hope will be crushed...just like your bones" the giant Mario/Seymore gloated

"Honestly...that was freaking lame" Walter said

"wha...oh you ae going to get it now" Mario/Seyore boomed as he held out his hand and shot a fireball

"WOW! has he got that gay dudes abilities?" James asked

"No you dumbass, Mario could always shoot fire balls" Henri said

"Well I have an idea...we should" Kuja started to say as he was kicked by the monster and was knocked unconcious

"well...that sure changes things" James said

"We're boned" Walter said

"Not yet...we have to belive...we can do anything if we fell we can do it and really try" Henri said

"That was the DUMBEST shit I have ever heard...but it is our only hope" Walter said

"wait...so what are we doing now?" James asked

"Kicking some fat plumber ass!" Henri said as he ran as Walter and James Followed

Mario/Seymore swung his hand and batted them easily to the side

"OW MY BONES!" James screamed

"OW MY HOPE!" Henri screamed

"HA! he can't kill me unless he could send my spirit to the after life" Waltr laughed

"Actually I can do that" the monster said

"Son of bitch" Walter said

"Prepare to meet your doom!" the monster screamed

"Well...hopefully this won't hurt to much" James said

"James...buddy...WE ARE ABOUT TO BE STOMPED ON!" Henri yelled

"Yeah this is going to hurt like a son of a bitch" Walter said

a faint screameing could be heard

"what the hell?" Henri said

"where is that coming from?" Walter asked

"heywhyareyougoingtohurttheguywhosavedmeyoubigmeanieIamgoingtobiteya" The umbilical cord said very fast as it appeared on the Monsters arm...and indeed he did bite him

"OW! FEEL MY WRATH WORM!" Mario screamed as he shot a fireball at his arm but missed the worm and just hit his arm

"youraimsuckssonowIamgoingtogoontopofyourheadandmakeyoudoitagain!" The cord said fast again

"what did it say?" Walter asked

"I have a better question...what is it?" James said

"It is your umbilical cord Walter" Henri said

"Oh yeah Frank took it...I swapped mine out with James" Walter said

"so that is...?" Henri started to say

"Yes, James's Umbilical cord" Walter said

Mario just shot himself in the head

"nowforthebigfinish" the cord said as it went down between Marios legs

"Ahh trapped like a rat"Mario said as he fired a fire ball...but missed and hit his little buddies

"OW!" Mario said in a high pitched voice as he glowed white and vanished

"So...we couldn't do it but a worm could?" James said confused

"JamesIamnotawormIamyourumbilicalcordandIrepresentyourinnerintelligence" the cord said fast

"pleas say that slowwer" James said

"James I am not a worm I am you umbilical cord and I represent you inner in" it started to say when Marios boddy laded on it killing it immedietly

"oh well all's well that ends well" James said

"not quite, how do we get out of here?" Henri asked

"hey guys" Kuja said walking up

"Kuja...what happened to you?" Walter said

"Oh he kicked me...and then instead of helping I built a teleporter out of a tree and some rocks to get the hell out of here...but you guys killed him so...it's all good" Kuja said

"good so let's get out of here" Henri said

"You guys go...I'll be there in a second" Walter said Spying Seymore and Mario's bodies

about 10 minuets later

"damn where is Walter" James said

"I don't know" Kuja said

"Hey guys" Walter said as he walked up wearing Mario's hat

"where were you?" Henri asked

"turn on the radio" Walter said

a female anchorwoman came on

"the bodies a a chubby man and what looks to be the leader of a gay pride parade were found today in the woods of silent hill. The police were called by an unkown caller. the numbers 20121 and21121 were carved into their heads...police are looking for suspects as we speak" with that the radio turned off

"Walter...you sneaky bastard" James said

and there was much celebration

3 mounths later

"are you sure this is the place?" Walter asked

"Bro relax...they live here" Henri said

Knock knock

"Henri is that you" Henri's mother said

"Hello...mommie" Walter said

"Wa...Wa...Walter" she studdered

"hey mommie...remember when you and daddy left me in that room to die? well I am going to have my revenge...in the form of hacking up your body parts and feeding them to wild hogs" Walter said pulling out a knife

"Henri are you going to let him do this to us?" She said frightened

"No...I'm not going to let him do this to you alone...I'm going to help" Henri said as he pulled out a meat cleaver

"Cleaver...nice" Walter said as they entered the house

let me just say I can't say what happened but there were a lot of happy hogs

1 mounth with that

"Namine you are breaking up with me?" Walter said

"Walter...it would have never worked out" she said

"why not?" He said

"I'm not real!" she screamed

"then how come everybody else could see you?" Walter said

"fine...I just used you to get some action...I used you for sex" Namine said

"damn...I normally tell women that" Walter said

"well I got to get home to my husband...you know him, Roxas" she said as she left

"damn...that's a bummer" Walter said

The next day Namines house mysteriously exploded and killed all inside

1 year later

everybody met at a very fancy resteraunt...where James and Ashley had their first date

"so Kuja where is Yuna?" Walter asked

"Oh we split up...something about black magic is bad or some shit like that" Kuja said

"So Henri how is the marrige going?" James asked

"well at first I thought getting Married to Eileen was a big mistake, because of the whole possed by crazy P.M.S. bitch, but we went and saw a voodo priest and he pulled that evil bitch right out" Henri said

"good for you henri" Ashley said

"yeah...but that hurt like hell" Eileen said

"were did he pull it out of?" Kuja asked

"first he tried the nose...then the mouth...but he got her out through the ears" Henri said

"so how are things going with you James...as a matter of fact why did you invite us here...as a matter of fact didn't we just see each other last week?" Eileen said

"yeah I mean we do live in the same damn building, and Walter does live with us" Henri said

"yeah we just talked about alll of this stuff yesterday" Kuja said

"...uhhhhh" James said

"James you look like you want to say something" Kuja said

"Ashley...willyoumarryme?" James said really fast

"what did you say I didn't understand" Ashley said

"yes James please speak clear" Henri said

"Ashley will you..." James started to say

James could hear his heart beat

everybody ws looking at him...except for Walter who was picking his nose and checking out the waitress across the room

"Marry me?" James finished

"YES!" She hugged James

"Oh honey I love you" James said

"wait are you only asking me this because you are pregnant?" Ashley asked

"um...Ashley you are the one who has to be pregnant" Eileen said

"oh...then YES! Oh James I want you right now!" She said as she got up onto of the table

"yep match made in heaven this one is" Kuja said

"right now?" James said

"get up here" She said as she pulled him on to the table

"allright dinner and a show" Walter said with his full attention to James and Ashley now

"there not really going to do it are they?" Eileen asked

"relax it will only take 30 seconds" Kuja said

a few seconds passed

"yeah I'm leaving" Kuja said

so they left them alone...except for Walter who sat there and watched them, and picked his nose

6 mounths later

at the wedding reception

a band was performing dreams of absolution (yep had to get that in there one last time)

"well this sure wa one hell of a year eh?" Kuja asked

"yeah...and so was last yer" Henri said

"Hey where is walter?" Kuja asked

"over there getting drunk" Henri said

they were sitting at the main table with the bride and groom

"James I have something to tell you" Ashley said

"O.K. what is it?" James asked

"well...I'm pregnant" Ashley said

"congratulations...who is the father?" James asked

"...you are" She said

"you mean that..."

"yes" she said happily

"Oh...this is the happiest day of my life...hey would you go get Walter for me honey?" James asked

"Why?" She asked

"I want to tell him" James said

"O.K. then" she got up and ran off

"Kuja I am in some deep shit" James said

"what is it?" He asked

"She's pregnant!" James said

"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kuja laughed

"have fun with that" Henri said

"Henri I have something to say" Eileen said

"yeah...go ahead" Henri said

"I'm pregnant too"

"wha..wha...what?" Henri said

"THIS KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER!" Kuja was laughing so hard at this point

"well...if I am going down...at least I am taking someone with me" James said

6 mounths later

Henri and Eileen had their baby and they named it Harry

But Ashley is having her as I speak

"AHHHH OW OW!" she screamed

"Honey that looks painfull" James said

"NO SHIT IT LOOKS PAINFULL!" she screamed

"here it is" the doctor said

"what is it?" James asked

"It's a girl" the doctor said

"she's beautiful" Ashley said

"not really" James said

"what is going to be her name?" The Doctor asked

"can I name her?" James asked

"yes James you can" Ashley said

"O.K., It is going to be...Heather. Heather Mason Sunderland" James said

"that didn't take you long" Ashley said

"I Have had time" James said

"Hello...Heather" James said

END OF STORY

Well the end is here and yes there is going to be a third one based off the third game. I will post it eventually...but My friend suggest I try something other than Silent Hill so if any of you have any Ideas let me know and I will give it a whirl. Well the election has a tie James and Walter so I will decide someway. But this story was fun and I finished it on the day I joined which is cool to me. So if you have any suggestions just let me know and I will see you all soon.

Also Thanks to all of my reviewers and freinds for giving me inspiration.