On the trio's way home, they pass the grocery store. Today they had a full sale Faygo blowout, only 50 cents each. When the Clown boy saw this, he smiled wickedly. "YoU MoThErFuCkErS Go On AhEaD, I'm GoNnA FuCk ThIs PlAcE OuT Of IT's FaYgO." "Are you sure you don't want us to wait for you?" John asked concerned about leaving his friend alone by himself. "Egbert, leave that freak be. Do you not remembered what happened to you earlier today, fuckass?" Karkat grumbled. It took John a while to realize what Karkat ment, his face turning red after the memory. All he could remember was falling asleep when karkat was hugging him after putting his glasses back on. It felt so warm that he must have fallen asleep on his shoulder! For that reason, the human boy was being piggy-backed back to his house.
"Hey Karkat, what does it feel like to have horns?" John asked loudly, reaching up and rubbing the troll's right horn.
"HOLY FUCK JOHN S-STOP NOW I SWEAR I WILL AHH-" Karkat felt heat rise to his cheeks as his horns were being molested by the innocent john boy. He began to pant lightly. "Oh sorry karkat, I didn't know it hurt.." The pink boy looked at him apologetically, bottom lip slightly sticking out to make a pout. "It doesn't hurt fuckass..it feels weird. Like arousing." Karkat gave in. He didn't want to see the look on john's face, sad and apologetic for any longer.
"Oh.." John blushed at what he'd done, mentally slapping himself. 'Oh no, I made things awkward for him!' John thought, biting his lower lip. The rest of the way home, john chatted about small things to make the tension in the air go away. It didn't really work. When they got to the human's house, he asked if the troll wanted to sleepover for the night or something, seeing as he needed to repay Karkat for his stupid questions. Karkat just shook his head and turned to leave. John felt a slight pain in his chest. 'Oh god, I think he hates me now' he thought. John felt tears prick at his eyes, but he tried to control them. Without thinking, he reached over and wrapped his arms around him, feeling the crabby man tense. He then realized what he'd done and tried to pull back, thinking he had lost a friend; But a pair of hands kept him from unwrapping his arms.
"K-Karkat? I'm sorry..I shouldn't have asked or touched your horns, that must've been really awkward and uncomfortable for you."
Hearing this, Karkat couldn't keep it all in anymore. He turned around and pinned John against his door, mashing his lips against his. John widened his eyes at this, tears threatening to spill. 'What's going on with everyone today?!' He thought, trying to push the troll away. Karkat just ignored his efforts and deepened the kiss. John kept his lips closed to stop the situation from getting worse, which failed miserably when the grumpy man opened his mouth by force, The boy's eyes widen in fear, afraid of what Karkat might do next.
A few seconds later, The troll pulled back for air. The human gasps for precious oxygen, panting from the heat of the moment. Tears were rolling down his deep red cheeks.
"Goodnight fuckass" Karkat said, hugging John tightly before taking his leave.
The next morning, John felt a heavy weight on his lap. 'I was sleeping on the couch again?' he thought to himself. The weight shifted. "GoOd MoRnInG My FiNe FlEsHy FrIeNd~" Gamzee yawned. He rubbed his head on the boy's thigh, making him laugh from the sensation. "G-Gamzee Stop p-pfft" John couldn't suppress his giggles. After about 5 minutes, Gamzee finally stopped, wrapping his hand around the human's. Seeing this, the boy couldn't help but shaking his hand. "It is quite a fine morning, don't you agree, fellow friend?" Egbert smiled his usual happy-go-lucky smile at him. The clown lazily smiled back, wrapping his arms around John's waist. He felt weird being hugged this way, seeing as he tried to molest him yesterday- OH GOD. The boy let out a whimper and scooted to the other side of the couch blushing, not wanting the same events play. The troll just chuckled at him, seeing as he remembered yesterday's play. He scoot over to trap John between the arm of the couch and him. He hugged him, looking at his face, deeply into his eyes. He saw confusion and pain in them and stopped. "Johnboy, what's wrong?" Gamzee asked, his usual clowny expression dropped. "Well..you two have been acting weird yesterday and it was confusing me. I'm not a homosexual, and I felt very akward to both of your actions." He stated clearly, looking up at Gamzee through his eyelashes. 'Motherfucking adorable..' The clown thought. "WhAt In ThE MoThErFuCkInG MiRaClEs ArE YoU TaLkInG AbOuT?" He asked, lazily. He grabbed John's wrist and forced him to face him. He looked into those bright blue eyes and sighed.
"YoU KnOw WhAt, I ThInK YoU ShOuLd KeEp ExPeRiMeNtInG." John looked up at his clown loving friend and looked scared, scared that he might mess up the trio's relationship. Egbert, Karkat, and Gamzee have been best friends ever since, well, in the human's eye. He didn't know there was a terrible hatred that went through behind your back. The boy didn't know how to respond, so he turned on a movie to watch. The rest of the day went by pretty quick, with Gamzee by his side, watching movies with him was a blast!
5 Hours of movie watching later, John wondered what Karkat's up to. He excused himself from the troll's arms right after a quick peck on the lips from gamzee, blushing, the boy stood upand went to his room, dialing Karkat's number. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Ring. Just as He was about to cut off, he heard a picking up noise.
"What do you want, fuckass?" Karkat gruffed out. He had to keep his hot temper. "Oh are you busy? I'll just call back later if you want.." the human said, feeling bad for interrupting his time. "No I'm not fucking busy. Why'd you call?" the troll kept his voice fierce but gentle at the same time, John's favorite tone of voice he has. "Wanna join me and Gamzee watching movies? We're having a movie night! " You smiled goofily, even if he can't see it. He heard silence on the other end and heard the phone hang up. 'Maybe he thinks I'm a freak..I'm not a homosexual though, he came on to me!' John fought with his mind, as he was coming down from the stairs, He heard a couple of angry knocks on the door.