John woke up to an empty bed, half naked. Sitting up, he shivered a bit, feeling the cool breeze from the window. 'What..? I can't see!' he panicked. Reaching over, feeling the bedside table, he couldn't find his glasses. He got up and tried to feel around the room, putting his hand on the doorknob. Pushing his chest against the door to help push it open, he turned the knob. It seems as if he pushed a little too hart. Toppling, he took three steps to the stairs unknowingly. Taking another step was a bad idea, he tumbled down the stairs, only to be caught by a certain clown loving troll.

"WhAtS Up My MoThErFuCkEr?" Gamzee slurred, smiling a bit. The human could make out a green like substance on his face, smearing all over his mouth.

"Uhh..Gamzee? Did you eat your famous spoor slime pie again?" John asked, feeling a bit akward dealing with a half conscious clown. He pushed him away and grabbed his t-shirt off from the stair handles. Slipping it on, he felt around the walls to see if he could find the door.

"WhAtChA DoIn ThErE, JoHnBoy?" John sighed.

"I'm trying to find the door, it's white like the walls so I can't really see it." Gamzee looked at him quizzically, wondering outloud where the pink boy was going. "To the store, I need to go buy so-" Just then, John remembered he had a spare in the bathroom. He never thought he'd be using it when he bought it, but look at him now! "Gamzee! Could you do me a favor? I need you to go in my room and fetch me my glasses in the bathroom. Please?" The taller just nodded, padding his feet upstairs. When he entered John's bathroom, he grabbed the glasses. Walking out he stopped halfway to see a little bottle on John's bedside table. It was a bright neon green, and very bubbly, warm to the touch. The clown reached for it, taking it along downstairs, curious about the bright liquid.

"JoHn, WhAt's ThIs ShIt?" The boy looked in the direction the voice was coming from.

"Well I can't see what you're talking about if I don't have my glasses." Hearing this the clown grunted, propping the thick frames on the human's nose.

"Thanks! Now what were you talking abo- Oh..that's a little present Dave gave me. I don't really know what it is, he said to drink it. I really don't want to, I mean..look at it. It's all greenish and it glows.." John shuddered, wondering what it would taste like. 'Yuck, probably disgusting. It was Dave who gave it to me after all.' He could imagine his friend chuckling, thinking that he'd drank it.

"Oh, NiCe. I'm GoNnA HeAd To ThE StOrE. MiGhT NoT CoMe BaCk, DePeNdInG On WhAt TiMe." Gamzee ruffled John's messy hair and walked off out of the house. The pink boy just smiled and waved to him. After the troll was out of his sight, he glanced at the small bottle in his hands. Heat was radiating off of it. Curious, he popped off the top, and sniffed at the liquid. The smell caught him off guard, for it was a sweet and tasty one. Almost like the inside of the nearby candy store down the street. '…It doesn't seem so harmful..' He thought, dipping his finger into it, swirling it around the substance. 'It's really warm, almost hot.' After about 3 shakes and a few more sniffs, John decided to drink it, curiosity getting the better side of him. He tilted the edge of the glass bottle up to his lips, anticipating the taste awaiting him. Taking it in, about three gulps, he dropped the now empty container, clutching his head. He screamed, feeling hot white pain wrack through his body, starting from his scalp. 'What the hell? I should've never drunken it!' Suddenly, the boy felt a tickling sensation swoop over the pain. He started to giggle and laugh, clutching his stomach. 'What's going on?!' he thought. Just as he was settling down, a puff of pink clouded over him, swirling around his body. He felt himself being lifted into the air. As he tensed, shaking a bit, he felt the clothing on his body shift. Looking down, the pink boy's eyes widened. Where his usual white shirt was, was replaced by a pink one that had a picture of a lollipop on it. Frills Closed the sleeves, making it puff a bit like those Disney movie princess sleeve. Looking lower, he saw that his tan cargo shorts had turned into super short pink-and-yellow striped bloomers. Only stopping at his upper mid thighs; They puffed out, giving him a look that made him feel like he had balloons under them. He then noticed that he had polka dotted tights under them, covering his legs. Pastel blue circles hovered over a solid yellow background. Panicking, he reached up to his head and felt something sticky in his hair. When he tried to pull it out a pain seethed through his scalp, making him regret the action. Moving upstairs, he ran to his bathroom, looking in the mirror. What he saw was unbelievable. His hair had turned into a light blonde color, and what was stuck in his hair was a lollipop. He screamed at the top of his lungs. The neighbors probably heard him.

A few minutes later, John felt a little giddy, Almost excited, or happy. He kept a grin on his face and almost skipped to his destinations. 'What a nice day!' He thought. His personality had changed greatly. Then an idea popped into his head. 'Maybe I'll invite Karkat over..' smiling deviously, he called Karkat and asked him to visit. The troll agreeing, he was on his way. The multi-colored blonde hid in the living room closet, hoping to play a little hide-and-seek.

Karkat:

The door was already open. 'This kids gonna get robbed one day' He thought, making his way inside. There was no greeting, just an empty room. He closed the front door behind him, scanning the empty threshold.

"what the fuck, if he wasn't here then he shouldn't of called me over." Karkat felt his phone vibrate. Checking it, he saw a text message was awaiting him. It was from John. 'Come and find me c: I'm hiding~ If you do, you get a reward~' was all the message read. Grunting, the troll searched upstairs, only to find empty rooms. Sighing, he looked in the kitchen, opening cabinets. 'Damn. Little fuckers good at this..' He thought. Hearing a faint, barely audible giggle, he lightly tread to the living room. Steps soft and quiet, he looked everywhere. Under the coffee table, behind the TV, under the couch. Getting frustrated, he kicked at the wall. At the sudden force, the closet door vibrated. The crabby man glanced at the door, wondering. 'I didn't check in there, did i.' He grinned, his steps barely audible. He inched closer to the closet. Reaching his destination, he swung the door open, looking at a blonde boy.

"Who the fuck are you?" karkat asked, scratching the back of his head. He studied the girlish looking creature. He looked similar to John, but knowing that the boy had black hair, he shook off the thought.

"I'm John, silly!" The human smiled. Karkat's eyes widened. It really was him! He could spot that toothy grin anytime! Opening his mouth to say something, the troll was tackled. Grunting, he sat up, only to see a pink boy gaze at him. He was awfully close, their noses were touching.

"I told you I would reward you, didn't I?" John smiled, eyes half lidded as a blush coated his pink cheeks.

"WHAT THE FUCK EGBERT GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME NOW SO HELP ME-" Karkat was silenced by a deep kiss, his neck being held by the boy above him. He felt heat come up to his face. 'Fuck this, might as well screw him if he wants it..'

A few seconds later, both boys pulled back from the kiss. John dove down to lick the troll' neck, earning a soft moan from the said man. He sucked and nipped at the smooth skin, leaving a trail of red buds. Krrkat couldn't take it, he flipped their positions, straddling on John's tummy. He reached his hand under the boy's shirt, bringing it up to his nipples. John moaned and mewled, feeling his sensitive buds being played with. The pink boy wrapped his arms around the troll's neck, bringing his lips up to meet his in a kiss. They fought for dominance, leaving Karkat as the winner. The crab man inched his fingers down, slowly grasping at the human's member. Panting a bit, John shuddered, feeling pleasure wrack through his body. "mmnnngh- K-Karkaaauhghhhnnn…m-moree~" John pleaded, face red with the sensations he's feeling. The said man complied, now slipping off the younger's bloomers and tights. Clothing resting at his ankles, John moaned out the rroll's name, loud and clear; full of want and need. Karkat started to pump the human's erection, massaging the boy's nipples with his tongue. Mewling, John grabbed onto the troll's horns, stroking them. He heard a light purr and felt his nubs being overpowered by a vibrating mouth. "I should've never told you about those.." He grumbled, lightly biting at the human's nipples. John whimpered. Suddenly, the boy felt three fingers awaiting on his lips. Looking into Karkat's eyes, he knew what was coming and started sucking, coating them in his thick saliva. The troll shifted his weight awkwardly, feeling his digits being licked by the candy boy's wet soft tongue. A deep blush started forming when he heard the slurping sounds that the man made. After about two minutes later, he found himself pushing the fingers up into his ass, one by one, trying to relax the tight ring of muscle. When the third finger was pushed in, he heard the pink boy moan. "nngh- ah! K-Karkat..It h-hurts..aughhhnnn…." The boy had tears welting in his eyes. The troll kissed him, trying to convey the love and passion he held for him. John looked up, seeing the familiar eyes on him, asking if he was ready. He nodded, his mouth half open, saliva trailing down the corners.

"nnngh…w-whaaaa.." Joh n couldn't finish his sentence, feeling a slick tentacle wriggling itself into his entrance. It felt slimy and thick, he shut his eyes tightly., trying to suppress a pain filled moan. When the sticky appendage slid inside him fully, filling him, the pink boy panted, his tongue slightly sticking out of his mouth. Seeing this, Karkat grew hornier and pulled back out, only to push back in. After a few slow thrusts, John got used to the feeling and told him to go faster. The troll nodded, pushing harder and quicker, his movements creating a loud slapping sound as the human met his thrusts halfway. Moaning loudly, Karkat felt a pair of hands kneading his horns. John moaned at the sudden change of speed and strength, feeling a bit dizzy. The crabby man picked up the rhythm, pounding into the heated boy. "I-Im. Al-most…" John moaned between thrusts, his words stopping at each push. Karkat dove his head down onto the pink boy's nipples, biting and licking again. The human mewled loudly, grabbing onto the man's horns once again, trying to keep him close. The troll growled a bit, biting harder. Johnscreamed lightly, feeling close. "I-I'm C-commmnnnngh AH-!" John came, spurting his seed on the side of his own cheek. Karkat thrust a couple more times, then joined him, spilling his mess inside of the boy. Some dripped down their thighs, red and sticky. John moaned at this, feeling fuzzy. Karkat had licked the human's milk off of his face, grinning at him. Feeling a pair of arms wrap around his neck, John blacked out.

"hnngh? What happened.." John groaned, feeling heavy and sticky. He looked over beside him. He smiled when he saw his friend beside him, but blushed a deep red when he saw that he was naked. Feeling a little cold, he looked down to see that he was also unclothed. Panicking, he looked over at his lower half of the body and screamed. There was a thick red substance pooling at the inside of his thighs, from what it looks like, seeping out from his hole. 'What the hell happened?!' Feeling sick, the boy whimpered and fainted.