Connected at Birth
Chapter three: I just created a sixth wall! (6/20/13)
Rafiki: so, let me get this straight all ya have to do is kiss to break da curse?
Mandy: yeah pretty much
Rafiki: then why don't ya just do that?
Mindy: I'm not a lesbian you Loser!
Rafiki: Ladies it's all part of the circle of life
Mandy: well I don't feel like wasting any more time here
(Mandy uses the scythe to go to another universe)
Jimmy: what are you girls doing in my Lab!?
Mindy: listen you Nerd! We just need a way to remove the weird kissing curse on us so we can be separated!
Jimmy: kissing curse?
Mandy: it's a long story, it's part of the author's plot to make us kiss
Jimmy: well I don't believe in curses, that's all mythological
Mindy: does this look mytho-whatever! To you?
(Mindy shows their hands to Jimmy)
Jimmy: well this could be a go opportunity to test my newest invention
(Jimmy looks in his arsenal of gadgets and pulls out a giant remote control)
Mindy: what are you gonna do watch TV?
Jimmy: this is a reality remote, it should allow me to change your DNA so that you can separate
(Jimmy clicks the remote, Mandy and Mindy get separated)
Mandy: finally, I was getting tired of being around you
Mindy: for your information, I am pleasant company!
Jimmy: ...no need to thank me
Mandy: your "thank you" is me not taking over your universe
(Mandy's left arm gets fused to Mindy' right arm again)
Mandy: oh for heaven's sake!
Jimmy: well I guess since you don't belong here it doesn't work
Mindy: well that figures
(Mandy uses the scythe to go to another universe)
Yohmei: you're here to get my help to release your arms from each other
Mindy: how did you know that you bald geezer?
Mandy: quiet Mindy, this guy might have the solution we need
Yohmei: I'm an Onmyōjutsu, I can already tell that your journey is futile
Mindy: well there has to be something we can do, it's time to go into the past to stop this from happening
Mindy: while were there, I need to remind myself to get some new white khakis
(Mandy uses the scythe to open a hole to the past, Mandy and Mindy look inside the hole)
All of a sudden Irvin shows up with a Mistle Toe to kiss Mandy and as usual she punches him, when suddenly…
Mandy: this is the moment where you walk in and ruin everything
Mindy: oh ha ha
(Mandy and Mindy put on a Dragon Costume and go inside the hole)
Past Mindy: well look what we have here, a...
(Mandy and Mindy put appear infront of Mindy)
Past Mindy: Dragon?
Irvin: maybe I can finally say something important this chapter?
- To be Continued -