Author's Note: I do not own Kingdom Hearts. I have also changed the story to Romance/Humor because my story is funnier and it is not really turning into a drama.

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Also we have a new character that Riku, Sora, and C.J. are going to meet.

This means "Thoughts"

Recap: Fourth Chapter.

"I think he has something," said Sora.

Then they went running into the woods to catch up with CJ.

-----------------------------------------6 hours later----------------------------------------------------

Sora was crawling on the wet, dirt, ground.

"When are we going to get to the castle," whined Sora.

"We're here," stated Riku.

Sora looked up to see a tall building. Dark clouds were in the sky and Sora had a bad feeling.

"The Dark Castle," said Riku.

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Chapter 5: Saving Kairi...Or not.

"The Dark Castle," said Riku, "a.k.a The World that Never Was."

"How are we going to get in?" asked Sora.

"We could...,"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH," screamed a girl.

"What was that," Riku and Sora said in union.

"It sounded like a yell," answered Riku.

A girl about their age was swinging through the trees...on a vine?

She was very dirty, had long brown hair, and flipped at the end. She had on a simple brown dress with patches and rips in it.

While she was swinging in mid-air...she fell of the vine.

Sora and Riku simply blinked their eyes.

Then they busted out laughing, rolling on the ground.

"HEY," the stranger screamed. "IT"S NOT FUNNY!" she finished.

Sora and Riku picked themselves off of the ground still giggling.

"Why are you giggling?" asked the girl.

"Men don't giggle," she replied.

Riku then turned around to face the stranger.

"And...Who are you," asked Riku.

"OMG, He is HOT," she said.

The girl played with her hair and fixed her dress.

"Hello, my name is Selphie," she replied.

Riku then had on a detective outfit, circling around Selphie.

"Oh, I LOVE detectives," she said.

"And...Do you leave here ALONE," asked Riku.

"No," stated Selphie.

Selphie brought her fingers up to her lips and made a whistle. The bushes started to move and out popped a monkey. It was dressed just like Selphie, except they he had on shorts. It ran over and started to play with C.J.

"This is Tiny," answered Selphie.

"Cool," said Sora.

He walked over to Tiny and picked him up.

"I always wanted a monkey," said Sora.

"Umm...I think you should put him down," said Selphie.

"Why?" asked Sora.

Tiny then took his fingers and shoved them into Sora nose.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHH," screamed Sora.

He ran back and forth with the monkey still attached to him.

"GET THIS THING OFF OF ME," yelled Sora.

"Tiny, come here," said Selphie.

Tiny that detached himself from Sora and jumped into Selphie's arms.

"Oh...I see how it is, monkey," glared Sora.

Tiny then throw a banana at Sora's head.

Sora pointed at Tiny. "That monkey is EVIL," answered Sora.

"Righhhhhhhhhht...," said Riku.

"So...you guys are trying to get inside?" asked Selphie.

"Yes, we are," said Sora. "You know a way in?" he asked.

"Yes, but not that way," she said. "You guys would have gotten easily caught," she stated.

"I guess you have a point," Sora replied.

"So, will you help us?" asked Riku.

"Yes, for a small fee," answered Selphie.

"You heard the woman Sora," said Riku. "Give her the money," he finished.

Sora walked over to his sack, grumbled something, and dumped the money into Selphie's hands.

"What do you need money for?" asked Sora. "You live in the middle of the jungle," he said.

"We have preferences," answered Selphie.

Sora, Riku, Selphie, and the pets packed their things and started to circle around the base of the castle.

Selphie then started to push upon the stone wall of the castle.

"What are you doing," asked Riku.

"Looking for the secret passage," answered Selphie.

"So, how did you guys get this far?" asked Selphie.

The boys pointed to C.J., who was licking a paw.

"Sometimes, I think that dog is part cat," said Riku.

"Ok, here we go," Selphie said.

Selphie pressed a few stones in a pattern and a door opened. It was very dark.

"Hey, I don't like the dark," said Riku.

Riku then grabbed for something.

"Sora...is that you," asked Riku.

"No, I'm over here," said Sora.

Sora lit a torch to see a very red Selphie. She then hit Riku with her fist.

"YOU PERVERT," she screamed.

"WHAT?" he screamed back.

"YOU TOUCHED ME," she replied back.

"I DID...Oh...I'm very sorry," said Riku.

She kicked him in the leg and picked up a torch.

"He is still hot," she thought.

"Ok everyone, let's go," said stated.

Sora walked past Riku.

"Next time, keep your hands to yourself," giggled Sora.

"Shut up," he said.

Selphie, Riku, Sora, and the animals continued to walk down the long tunnel.

"How do you know this place?," asked Sora.

"Tiny and I have come down here plenty of time to get food," she answered.

"This leads right to the kitchen," she claimed.

"Great, I'm starving," Riku said.

Everybody turned around to glare at him.

"Ok, I'll be quiet," he squeaked.

"So...what are you guys doing here?," Selphie asked.

It was quiet for a moment.

"I'm sorry if it's none of my bus...," Selphie started.

"No," Sora interrupted. "It's ok," he said.

"Organization 13 kidnapped someone important to me and I have to get her back," he stated.

"Yeah," said Riku. "And he has this HUGE crush on her," said Riku.

"No, I don't," said Sora.

"Yes, you do," said Riku.

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Yes,"

"No,"

"Riku, do you have a girlfriend?," asked Selphie.

"WHAT?" said Riku and Sora in union.

She started to play with her hair again.

"Well...I was just wondering," she said.

"Yes, I do," he said.

Selphie head went down and the animals started to whine. CJ went over and licked her face.

"Oh," she thought.

"Her name is Namine, and is beau," he started.

"She's not your girlfriend," Sora said.

Selphie looked up.

"Maybe there's hope," she thought.

"Namine is my brother's gf," he said.

"There could be a chance," Riku said.

"Yeah, sure," Sora said sarcastically.

"YES, I have a chance," she thought.

"Well, we better get moving if we are going to save her," claimed Selphie.

"What's her name?" she asked.

"Kairi," Sora said.

The three heroes made there down till they came to the end of the tunnel. Selphie walked over to a vent.

"Ok, this is where they keep the prisoners," she started.

"Wow, you sure know a lot about this place," stated Riku.

Selphie blushed; Sora was the only one to notice.

"Thanks," she whispered.

"She likes Riku, she has weird taste, oh well," thought Sora.

"Tiny, bring me the tools," she said.

Tiny walked past Sora and they glared at each other.

"Evil monkey," Sora mumbled.

Tiny then put a mini screwdriver into Selphie's hands. She worked until all the screws were out. Then she pulled the vent cover off and crawled inside.

"Ok, come guys," she said.

On their hands and knees they crawled to they got to the other side. When they were there Selphie kicked off the other cover. Then they jumped down onto hard concrete.

They looked around the room. It was lit by torches all in a circle. The air stinked of spoiled food and there were people moaning.

"SORA," a girl screamed.

Sora turned around to find...Kairi.

Hey Guys!!! Yep, this is where the chapter ends. In the next chapter Kairi will make her appearance. There will be more romance between Selphie and Riku in later chapters. I don't how long this story is going to be, but if you guys have any ideas, tell me.

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