A/N: Faberry Day 5: Body Switch! Had an awesome and tremendously fun time writing this, sorry if its jumpy and that its late.
Just FYI Character Body (Actual Character) {for example in Props. Rachel (Tina) it's actually Tina). I hope I don't confuse anyone.
"WHY THE FUCK AM I IN SANTANA'S BODY!" Quinn shouted. "AND WHY IS TINA IN MINE!"
"Tina," Rachel took a deep breath, "Why am I in your body?"
"Forget Chang! Get me out of Berry's body!" Santana screamed.
The glee girls had decided to have a sleep over to prep themselves up for regionals junior year. The sleepover had been organized by the fantastic duo Mercedes and Kurt, and had been held at Rachel's, and it was strictly girls (and Kurt) only.
It was Saturday morning and Rachel's alarm had just turned to six am, when two people got up.
Rachel was up immediately, her body so used to her routine that her brain just woke up. It had just turned six, then why was Rachel finding it so difficult to open her eyes. She felt so out of her zone. Across the room, Santana's eyes snapped open, and in her opinion it was way too early to be up.
"What the fuck?" Santana whispered. She hated being up at the crack of dawn, and six am was the crack of dawn.
Looking around both Santana and Rachel met each other's gazes, before looking at the other occupants in the room.
"AHH!" Rachel screamed.
"HOLY FUCK!" Santana shrieked.
That woke up the remaining occupants of the room, Kurt jumped about a foot in the air, Mercedes' hand came in contact with her chest, Brittany started waking up, and Quinn slept through the noise.
Mumbling to himself, annoyed and still partially asleep, Kurt spoke: "Rachel, would you calm down. What has you screaming at six am in the morning?"
"Actually it's six ten, Kurt," Rachel pointed out.
"Tina?" Mercedes asked rubbing the sleep out of her eyes. "What are you doing up?"
Rachel, or in this case Tina's body turned to look at Mercedes.
"I'm not Tina, Mercedes, I'm Rachel," Tina (Rachel) replied.
"Haha," Mercedes chuckled. "That's funny, T."
"I'm not Tina, dammit," Tina (Rachel) stomped her foot.
"Sure, sure," Kurt waved off. "Now since you're done with this little prank, I'm going to back to sleep, Tina."
"I'm not Tina," Tina (Rachel) fumed. "I'll prove it to you!"
Tina (Rachel) stomped her away towards Rachel's body. "If I'm Tina, than how do I know that under my pajama top is a red bra!"
Kurt's eyes widened, as did Rachel's and Mercedes uttered: "TMI, Tina!"
"I'm NOT TINA!" Tina (Rachel) bellowed. "I'm Rachel!"
"Alright," Kurt's arms came up in a surrender position. "If you're not Tina, and you're Rachel…than who's in Rachel's body?"
"That would be me porcelain," Rachel (Santana) answered, looking up from under her shirt.
"SANTANA!" Kurt and Mercedes concluded.
"Would you not check me out," Tina (Rachel) exclaimed.
Rachel (Santana) snickered, "Had to make sure you weren't lying…nice abs by the way Berry."
Tina (Rachel) turned red from embarrassment and frustrated.
"Okay, now I am confused," Quinn murmured.
"Santana?" Mercedes asked, looking at the Latina.
"No," Santana (Quinn) responded. "Why would I be Santana? I'm Quinn."
"Because," Brittany stated. "Santana's body is speaking."
"Okay," Kurt sighed and rubbed his temples. "If Santana is in Rachel's body, and Rachel's in Tina's, and Quinn's in Santana where is Tina?"
The group of girls looked to the remaining sleeping body, Quinn's.
"WHY THE FUCK AM I IN SANTANA'S BODY!" Santana (Quinn) shouted. "AND WHY IS TINA IN MINE!"
That woke Quinn (Tina) up, the startled blonde (Asian) looked around.
"Why am I looking at myself?" Quinn (Tina) asked. "I must be dreaming, right?"
"Tina," Tina (Rachel) took a deep breath, "Why am I in your body?"
"Forget Chang! Get me out of Berry's body!" Rachel (Santana) screamed.
"Okay," Mercedes intervened. "Can we all take a deep breath and relax. There has got to be a logical explanation to this."
"Okay than, Wheezy," Rachel (Santana) mentioned. "Explain."
The Jewish (Latina) bulldozed her way over to Mercedes. Her finger pointed out and buried into her glee mate's chest. Brittany hopped up from her crisscross applesauce position and slid in between her girlfriend (secret) and Mercedes.
"Sanny," Brittany whispered. "I need you to calm down, okay?"
Rachel (Santana) didn't do anything, still too angry at not being in her own body. Seeing no reaction, Brittany leant over and kissed her.
"BRITTANY!" Tina (Rachel) shouted. "Stop kissing me."
"But it's not you," Brittany frowned. "It's Santana."
"But she's in my body," Tina (Rachel) whined. "And it's weird."
"Well ignoring that disturbing news," Quinn (Tina) mentioned. "How are we going to do this, I mean Mike is on his way to pick me up. And we don't know how long this will last. So?"
"Well he can't know," Santana (Quinn) established. "If he does we are all ending up in a psychotic mental hospital."
"I can't lie to him," Quinn (Tina) blurted.
"Well we can't exactly tell him," Rachel (Santana) disputed.
"Looks like we're too late," Tina (Rachel) stated hearing the doorbell ring. "Santana you need to answer the door."
"What, why?" Rachel (Santana) complained.
"Are you an idiot," Santana (Quinn) spoke. "You're in Rachel's body. This is her house."
"Callate Fabray," Rachel (Santana) growled. "Fine."
And together all seven members trudged up the stairs to greet Mike.
"Umm hi," Mike greeted waiting on the other side of the door.
Rachel (Santana) just nodded him in. Mike just wavered on his feet not knowing if he could come in.
"Come in Mike," Tina (Rachel) sighed. "Honestly, Rachel just forgot to phrase it."
Mike still didn't move and Rachel (Santana) groaned: "Just get in Chang."
Mike's eyebrow's raised in surprise and everyone else shook their head, this was not going well.
"Okay," The Asian boy nodded. "Good morning."
He was a proper gentleman and Quinn (Tina) smile in adoration, Tina (Rachel) however did not and backed away slightly as actual Tina's boyfriend approached. Mike if he noticed the movement didn't show it and kissed Tina (Rachel) as he normally would.
Pulling away from Tina (Rachel) who had let out an "Eeep" at the kiss only quirked his eyebrow.
"Okay," Mike drawled. "What's going on?"
All the glee girls and Kurt looked elsewhere.
"Tina?" Mike questioned, looking at Tina (Rachel). "…Unless…you aren't Tina."
"Surprise?" Tina (Rachel) laughed nervously.
Mike shook his head, "If you aren't Tina, then I'm gonna guess Rachel?"
"How'd you know?" Quinn (Tina) guessed.
Mike shrugged his shoulders, "Her speech at the door…and by the way, Rachel greeted me, I'm gonna take a wild guess and say that was Santana."
Rachel (Santana) nodded, "Yeah, Chang nice."
Mike smiled proud of his reasoning, "So then, I'm assuming Kurt is still Kurt and Mercedes is still Mercedes…"
"And how would you know that pretty boy?" Mercedes proclaimed.
"If it wasn't true, you would not be as calm as you claim to be," Mike surmised.
"True," Kurt thought. "Okay so if we're all normal, then who's your girlfriend?"
"Well not Britt," Mike pointed out. "She's still her…Santana is rather decent at the moment."
"I resent that comment," Rachel (Santana) established.
"Amway," Mike continued. "So that leaves Quinn…or Tina."
Quinn (Tina) smiled as she threw herself onto Mike and planted a kiss on the unsuspecting dancer.
"Whoa," Mike laughed. "Hi T."
"Okay," Santana (Quinn), "Can we stop the PDA, I think I'm gonna be sick if I see myself do that."
"So now what? Regionals are coming up and we can't go out if we don't have our strongest singer," Quinn (Tina) worried.
"Well," Tina (Rachel) assumed. "Santana sing."
Rachel (Santana) backed away, "Wait what?"
"Sing," Tina (Rachel) ordered.
And she did, and she sounded like a blend of Rachel's voice with a smoky undertone.
"So we still have me, but with a slight edge," Tina (Rachel) surmised. "We can do it…we just got to survive this week of school."
"Tina," Santana (Quinn) questioned, "Where is my Cheerios uniform?"
Quinn (Tina) hesitated, "I wanted to feel more comfortable."
"I'm gonna get kicked off the team!"
"I'm sorry Quinn."
"Whatever," Santana (Quinn) hissed.
"Quinn?"
"What?"
"Don't kill Rachel…"
"What are you talking about?"
But Quinn didn't get a reply all she saw was herself walk away.
"SANTANA!" Tina (Rachel) hissed walking up to herself. "What are wearing?"
"Morning Berry," Rachel (Santana) laughed. "You should've seen my face…or actually your face when I discovered you had normal clothes in your closet."
"What are wearing?"
"Umm clothes."
"That's not my style."
"Please Berry, you've gotten hit on more times today than in your whole life. You should be thanking Aunty Snix."
"Just don't ever say that again…just don't ruin me."
"Like you don't do that on your own."
"Whatever, Satan…just impress the right people okay…"
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"I'll give you a clue…I love blondes with varying eye shades."
Exhausted from keeping character, Tina (Rachel) trudged her way into the choir room. Expecting to be alone she was met with Santana or Quinn actually who was reading a book.
"Quinn?" Tina (Rachel) questioned.
"What?" Santana (Quinn) sighed. All she wanted was peace and quiet was that too hard to ask for? "What do you want Berry?"
"Rough day?" Tina (Rachel) asked.
"You could say that," Santana (Quinn) groaned.
"How's it been being Santana? I mean…"
"Frustrating, I'm like walking around eggshells with Brittany. No matter what, she's expecting me to be her, but she still knows I'm not her."
"Sucks."
"And you?"
"It's interesting…Mike is nice, but having him around is weird…I saw Finn flirting with Santana it was amusing…" Tina (Rachel) laughed. "It also made me realize how much of a dick he is. So thank you."
"Why are you thanking me?"
"You were always trying to get me away from him…so thank you."
"You're welcome?" Santana (Quinn) answered.
"…Hey, Quinn?"
"…yeah…"
"So Brittany's kissed you…"
"Yeah…"
"Don't kill me…"
"Berry what are you talking about?"
But Quinn didn't get a verbal response, instead she felt Tina's lips land on her own.
"What the fuck, Rachel!"
"I'm sorry…I've just been…you tend to see these signals."
"Me send signals, what are you talking about?"
"Tina…she read your diary."
"I'm killing her!"
"She didn't mean to…I asked her to. We were at your house, and your mom dropped it off in your room. So…you know…"
"You had no right!"
"I'm sorry, but is it true?" Tina (Rachel) whispered. "Are you…do you…like me?"
"…"
"Santana," Quinn groaned, "It's three am, what do you want?"
"Look into the mirror!"
"San…" Quinn moaned as she stood up.
"Just do!"
Getting up the blonde walked over to her mirror.
"I'm back."
"So am I baby, it feels so right!"
"When did it happen?"
"I don't know…why do you think it happened?"
"Well after I kissed Rachel, we felt this weird feeling…like a lulling…"
"You kissed Berry!"
"Shut up! She kissed me."
"Sure, but way to go!"
"It was just a kiss. It meant nothing."
"Sure it did…you've been crushing on her since freshmen year…here's your chance…And she likes you…she kissed you…so you're getting your girl tomorrow?"
"No…and it could've been a spur of the moment."
"C'mon Q, don't be a pressed lemon!"
"I'm not…now I'm going to sleep, night Santana."
"Night Quinn Fabgay!"
"Hey Berry," Quinn called walking into the choir room.
"Good morning Quinn," Rachel replied. "I see we're all back in shape."
"You owe me something!"
"And wha—" Rachel didn't finish. "Mmph."
"Go out on a date with me?"
"Answer my question."
"Yes."
"Than yes."