"Okay Tank, time for your ten seconds of affection for the week," Rainbow Dash cautiously patted the small green tortoise three times on the back before turning away abruptly. "Alright,alright! That's enough! Blegh, this sappy sentimentality is ruining my coolness."
Rainbow Dash bench-pressed the entire city of Canterlot a few times in order to make up for lost coolness before returning to her tree. "Much better. Come on Tank! Let's go shopping for some pimpin' blocked-out sunglasses. Then we'll lean against a 50's-looking juke box, after which we will lift up the juke box using nothing but our teeth, and then fly it to the other side of Equest-"
"RAINBOW DASH!"
"Oh hey Twigh! Come to bathe in my awesomeness again, bibliophilic egg-head?"
Because cos-playing as Darang Doo isn't egg-headed at all.
But now was not the time to counter-tease Rainbow Dash. There wasn't even time for proper spacing and punctuation.
"QuickRainbowDashthere'samassivewarheadfullofexceed inglypotentpoisonjokepowderh eadedstraightatPonyvilleande veryponyisgoingtobeptotallyi ncapacitatedifyoudon'tstopitRIGHTNOWAHHHHH!"
Twilight Sparkle collapsed and remained motionless.
"Poison joke huh?" Rainbow Dash looked overhead and saw the small grey speck of the rapidly approaching bioweapon. "How uncool."
She shot up off the tree branch and pointed an accusing hoof in the missile's direction "Listen here! I'm the one who makes the weather here in Ponyville, and Poison joke bombs are NOT in this afternoon's forecast!"
With that she rocketed off into a collision course with the warhead, rapidly gaining velocity as the lightly clouded sky became a blue and white blur. The wind resistance pulled the sides of her mouth back, revealing teeth clenched with determination. She could feel the warm glow of vibrant rainbow hues wrapping around her.
The dull grey hull of the warhead filled her vision in a manner of milliseconds. As the nosecone of the missile and the hard head of Rainbow Dash collided, Dashie felt more like she was falling into a pool of scorching energy than rebounding off a hard metal surface. Her body went limp as the rushing breeze of her sonic rainboom sped forward. Specs of shiny blue scorched into grey bits of dust as they were robbed of their toxicity by the power of a sonic rainboom.