Rose Pov
"Ugh fuck my life." I say talking to myself yet again because I still don't have a job. Nobody needs me and its driving me crazy. I want to kill I want to push somebody off a balcony by their neck with a bunch of underwear that I tied together, because I was feeling creative. I want shove a cucumber up a cheaters as and then shove the same cucumber down his throught and let him die that way and if hes one of them stubborn assholes ill cut off all his fucking fingers and let him bleed to death. And yes I get more violent when I don't kill on regular bases. It doesn't help that Lissa is ignoring me until I apologize to that stupid pyro for breaking his arm yesterday. I swear that girl has no idea what I have to deal with when it comes to him. Shes all 'No Rose you can't kill him', 'Because I love him', 'Stop punching him in the face Rose your going to make him bleed'. Ugh I swear what I do to him isn't even that bad. I mean honestly if she saw what I did on a regular basis she we be all 'Suck up Christian at least shes not shoven a cucumber up your ass', and then I would be all 'yeah Christian take it like man you stupid bitch'
Haha I really should stop talking to myself. Maybe I should go say hey to that new neighbor, because its starting to bother me that nobody has meet him yet except the old lady down the street and she hasn't come out of her house since which really bothers me because she is supposed to be giving me pie every Wednesday. Its Wednesday and I don't have my pie. So the doosh that lives next door has to have something to do with it.
So putting on my nicest smile I grab the not so good cake Lissa made me. Setting it back on the table when I remember that im only wearing a sports bra and and short. Heading to my room I put on a nice push up bra girl or boy I don't care but I know there going to stare at my boobs. Then I put on my favorite cartoon shirt and a pair of neon green shorts, and black converses. I glance at myself in the mirror for a half a second already tired of this grab the cake and head out. When I get to his/her door I ring the doorbell and my stomach growls. Sighing I bow my head in temporary shame and tell it to shut the fuck up before I feed it liver.
"Are you ok" a deep accented voice asks and I nearly jump out of my skin that somebody actually managed to sneak up on me.
My eyes meet none other than Ivan Zeklos
"Why the fuck are you in my terriotoy" His eyes widen and I can see fear flash in his eyes before he yells that god forsaken name.
"DIMITRI!" Then I get even angrier. Dimitri comes to the door and stops dead. Bowingmy head I can feel all my hair fall in my face. As I whisper "Im going to kill you both" Grabbing a random ass dagger that I don't remember grabbing as I was getting dressed and attack. Ive never been good when it came to determining a situation when I was experiencing emotions unless its excitement. Which is what im feeling now as I take them both on with no problem while screaming profanties at them.
After we finally calm down and I stab that stupid bitch again not I the neck even though I was seriously aiming for there but he just wouldn't keep still. Sighing I stand against a wall knife at ready.
"Why the hell hasn't Miss Jameson been giving me my pie I need my fucking pie every Wednesday and she hasn't been there since she visited your ass. And why the hell are the both of you in my territory" I say cutting them off.