"So you see," Scootaloo stated matter-of-factly as she stepped to the center of the courtroom floor "Since members of the Kingdom Animalae can be downright fruity, featuring my client as an example, there is not a sufficient difference to justify prohibiting the marriage of an animal to the member of the Kingdom Plantae."
"Okay, sure, but..." the judge squinted and pointed at Fluttershy, who was stuck in a wheel-equipped flowerpot "...that's not even a tree. She's just a pony that's been stuck in a flowerpot. I mean, why are we even having this discussion?"
"OBJECTION YOUR HONOR!" Rainbow Dash cried out "She IS a tree! She's been a tree ever since the poison joke attack! But she's been my true love since the beginning of time, so even though she looks like a tree, I wanna marry her! And no resistance from this closed-minded court is gonna stop me!"
"I never said that you couldn't marry-"
"HOW DARE YOU SPEAK AGAINST TRUE LOVE ON A CHILDREN'S SHOW?!" Rainbow Dash bellowed.
"Order in the court!" the judge demanded, slamming the podium with her hoof "That does it! Rainbow Dash, I am throwing you in jail for contempt of the court!"
"WAIT!" Fluttershy cried out as two guard pegasi seized Rainbow Dash by her forelegs. She shot out of the soil and fluttered in front of the judge "Wait, please Your Honor, let me try and reason with her..."
"Hmmph," the judge crossed her arms "Alright, but it better be quick."
"Oh thank you Kind Justice Official!" Fluttershy flew over to Dashie, stopping just inches away from her face.
"I don't get why you can fly as a tree," Rainbow Dash huffed as she struggled against the pegasi soldiers that were holding her back "But I know you are a tree! So tell these idiots to let me go so I can take care of you!"
"Oh Rainbow Dash," Fluttershy sighed and shook her head "Please look into my eyes and see the truth-"
The power of the Flutter-stare sent shock waves through Rainbow Dash's brain, neutralizing the poison joke particles that'd been lodged inside. As those sky-blue eyed bored through her own, Rainbow Dash started to realize...
Wait a second...trees don't have eyes...but wait, that must mean...
Rainbow Dash gasped "You're-you're not a tree! You never were a tree! I've been acting 20,000% uncool."
"Oh no...well actually yes, kind of, but the way you were protective when you weren't cool, it just made me feel all warm inside..." All of Fluttershy turned the color of her mane as she fidgeted with her hooves and looked down at the courtroom floor.
"...Rainbow Dash, even though I'm not a tree, will you be the one I start my family tree with?"
As her eyes filled to the brim with tears of joy and sentiment, Rainbow Dash couldn't think of anything cool to say. Instead she just turned to the judge and nodded.
The judge stared wordlessly with a wide gaping mouth before she shook it off and shrugged. "Um, right… I now pronounce you wife and wife, for both this and the afterlife-HOLY HAY! Get a stable!"
A cloud of butterflies framed the newly wed couple in a heart-shaped formation while a giant rainbow stretched across the room. Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash smooched and smooched, even as a couple of security pegasi dragged them out of the courtroom.
"Yeah... okay, so" the judge readjusted her glasses "So that whole business was about the weirdest thing that ever happened to me. Court adjourned, I'm going to try to erase that all from my memory by downing as many "Magic Dust Margaritas" from Sugar Cube corner as I possibly can."
"Oh and by the way," the judge turned back to face the Cutie Mark corporate lawyers "Never bring a case involving either of those two before me again. They're just both too strange. I can't handle it."
"But wait!" Apple Bloom objected "We had two clients with cases against Rainbow Dash lined up for this afternoon..."
"Don't care. I'm throwing them out. Margarita time!" the judge stepped out the door and slammed it shut with her back hoof.