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Operation: Val Chapter 14
It was a beautiful, peaceful morning. The sun was shining, the birds chirping, everything was just so pea-
"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaake uuuuuuuup!"
Val fell from the top bunk at the sound of a mega phone ringing in her ear, crashing down to the floor below in a daze before looking up into the white face of a clown-puppy girl, a smile fixed proudly on her face.
"Mornin'! Did ya sleep well?" Dot bounced out of bed and grinned. Val rubbed at her eyes as the youngest Warner ran around her in circles getting her clothes together.
"Ugh…..what time is it?"
"Time to get up silly billy willy jilly!" Dot was practically yelling in her ear, making Val cringe as she looked up at the clock on the bed side table: five- thirty am.
Five-thirty?! Is she freakin kidding me?! Val got up shakily and yawned. After the little incident last night trying to call her dad and after the thorough scrubbing she gave her coat to rid it of that disgusting Warner's hand germs, it was at least 2 o' clock. And now she was up at 5?!
"Why are we up so early?" Val watched Dot dig through the clothes in her closet, the picture of joy in the morning as she sang a cheery tune very similar to one that a Disney princess might sing to woodland animals. Almost on cue, a family of rats popped out of the toilet and sang in harmony with Dot's melody.
Dot looked up at Val. "We always get up this early silly. Actually, we slept in!" More like the opposite…. Dot had this all planned out since before they went to bed last night. If this monster was going to be sharing a room with her, she was going to have to go through hell and back. And what better way than by waking up early.
"Now come on silly we have to do our morning exercises!"
After meeting up with one extra peppy Yakko and a very sleepy Wakko, they all climbed onto the tower roof.
Val looked down at the quiet lot below. "Tell me again how jumping off the tower is a morning exercise…?"
Yakko beamed. "Well cause when you fall you'll scream and that strengthens your uh…laraxical vocal muscles!"
Val eyed him suspiciously. "I've never heard of laraxical muscles…"
Yakko grinned. "Sure ya have! They're located right next to the floosenhack sack! Now go strengthen that larax!" he pushed Val off the roof and Dot laughed.
"Laraxical muscle? Floosenhack sack? Way to go Dr. Seuss!"
Wakko rubbed at his eyes as he sat next to his brother. "I wanna go back to bed guys. Why'd we hafta wake up so early?"
Yakko and Dot exchanged a look. "Wakko…"
"Hey! You guys coming or what?!" Val waved from down below as she sat on the pavement, unharmed.
Yakko and Dot looked at each other and shrugged before hopping down, pulling Wakko with them as he snored, already fast asleep.
Val was smiling as she looked at them. "You're right, my laraxical muscles feel toned and pumped! What's next?"
Dot frowned for a second, her mind whirring. Of course, in the time it took for her start forming a plan, her fast talking older brother was already leading Val toward the psychiatry building, pulling Wakko's sleeping body behind him by his tail.
"You just haven't lived until you've met our good friend Scratchy!"
Dot popped out of Val's shirt, sitting on her head. "Yeah we have a therapist! He makes the people in my head feel smart!"
Val cringed, tugging at her shirt. I know what they're doing…like they think that I'm going to give up and run home because they're insane. I already KNOW they're crazy!
"No kidding? The people in my head could really use a good pep talk, they've been feeling sad lately." She grinned at Dot then at Yakko who blinked at her, partially bewildered.
"Well what are we waiting for? Come on!" Val ran ahead, making Dot fall off her head as they followed her to visit their favorite P-psychologist.
…
"Mizz Nurse could ju schedule ze appointment vith Mr. Stalone for next veek? I haf to pencil in another appointment vith…" he shuddered. "…the Warners."
Hello Nurse looked up from reapplying her lipstick and got up, clicking over to the phone in her dainty heels.
"Certainly Doctor."
The doctor sighed from his chair. Now this was the life. Early mornings were always so quiet on the lot. There was no bustling celebrities, no photo snapping tourists, and best of all, no Warners! Those monkeys didn't wake up until at least 2 in the afternoon and by then the doctor had had enough coffee to be partially ready for them. Obviously it was impossible for one to be completely prepared, those kids could do anything, be anywhere. Thankfully he had these peaceful mornings to look forward to…
"Hi there handsome you look so cute with those tired little lines under your eyes in the morning!" Dot jumped into Scratchansniff's arms, giving his nose a dainty peck.
Scratchy dropped her as he started to cry. I suppose dat is vat I get for not expecting it no?
Yakko grinned, holding Wakko as he snored. "Morning Scratchy! We decided to mix up the schedule today and come see you bright and early. Aren't you lucky?"
Val watched Scratchansniff drop into his chair with an exhausted sigh. "Vat does ju vant now? Your appointment is not until 4 in ze afternoon jah?"
Wakko, now awake, nodded. "Jah! But we wanted you to meet our new friend!" the Warners all pulled back a red curtain, revealing Val as she studied the stone replica of Scratchansniff's head that was sitting on his desk.
"Nice bust!"
Yakko grinned, jumping right into routine. "G'night Everybody!"
Scratchansniff studied Val's scrawny figure, her black fur, white clown-mask face, and beady eyes. "Zey are multiplying! L-like rabbits! NURSE! NURSE REMOVE THEM!"
"A-a little busy doctor…." Her breathy voice called from the other room and it was noted that the two brothers were gone.
Val blinked and followed Dot into the nurse's office. Yakko was sitting across from the nurse at an Italian dinner setting, the poor voluptuous blonde tied to the seat with rope. Wakko was in her lap, snuggling her as he sighed.
Val smirked as Yakko gave the nurse a big toon kiss. So he's a player…interesting. I bet that would be just the type to get freaked if a girl were to….reciprocate. She stored the info away and elbowed Dot, still smirking.
"They act like this with every girl they see?"
Dot grinned. "Pretty much. More so if the girl is blond and…."well equipped'."
"Sounds like your brothers need a leash…and maybe a slight sedative."
They laughed and Dot grinned before looking at Val and stopping instantly.
"Yeah…well we've got lots more stuff to do so let's grab the idiots and shove off!" she smashed Yakko over the head with a frying pan and then Wakko, making them both drop like rocks.
Val grinned and followed the little Warner out as she dragged her two KOed brothers behind her. This is pretty fun. They'll have to do a lot better if they plan to really mess with me…
….
After getting a grand tour of the entire lot and all of its workers, the group went back up to the tower as dusk fell.
Val smiled. "You guys sure know how to live! Celebrities, friends, the VIEW!" Val gestured from the ladder to all of the lot and beyond, lit up in all of its Burbank glory, brighter than the fourth of July.
Wakko nodded, grinning at her as they made their way up. "Yeah it's faboo! So you like it?"
Val laughed, throwing her head back as she hopped up and over the railing. "I love it! This was really fun. You are all really nice to let me see this." She grinned and waved goodnight before walking into her shared room and closing the door.
Yakko went to the kitchen and Dot followed him. "Well?!"
He raised a brow. "Well…?"
"When are we gonna give her the heave-ho?! I'm sick of waiting!" Dot pouted and Yakko patted the flower on her head.
"Relax sib, today was only a test to set off the Big Plan!"
Dot's eyes lit up in glee. "Big Plan? What is it?"
I'll let you know when I figure it out… "Oh it's a surprise." Yakko smirked as Dot gave him a hug.
"I can't wait. I was afraid you were giving up."
Yakko laughed. "Please! Me? You're talking to the guy who chased Scarlet Johanson for 17 blocks to get her phone number. This will be over in a matter of days, trust me."
Dot grinned and left, leaving her brother wracking his brains for a fantastic plan.
Meanwhile, Val was in the bathroom, talking to her dad. She learned from before that it was best to not wait for nighttime.
"Okay Dad, they're trying to ward me off, so far failing miserably. I think I'm breaking the youngest and I have a plan for the oldest. The one with the hat remains a mystery but I bet a little more studying can get me into his head. As for now, I continue winning their trust."
"Got it. You are doing quite well V. A. L. Once this is over, you will definitely be rewarded."
Val beamed, her tail wagging from the praise as her eyes sparkled. "Thank you daddy t-that means a lot to m-"
"-Enough. Do you want to get caught?!"
Val clapped a hand over her mouth. "No."
"Then leave and only contact me when you get something important got it?"
"Yes dad…" Val sighed and hung up before getting up and resting her hand on the bathroom handle, listening to crashing, laughing, sword fights, and tap music before taking a deep breath and walking out into the chaos awaiting her.
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