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Yakko: Well isn't this just….peppy?

Dot: Yeah it's sickening…*skips into meadow of flowers and singings the 'I'm Cute' song*

Wakko: *gagging* This is gettin' awful…BACK TO THE PLOT!

Operation Val Chapter 15

"Good mooooorning DOOOOOT!"

"AHHH!" Dot sat up and hit her head on the bunk above her. She looked over and what greeted her was enough to make the youngest Warner scream again. Val hung upside down from the top bunk, her face uncomfortably close while an equally uncomfortable grin was spread on her face.

"Did you sleep well?" she hopped down and stood, fully dressed and wide awake. Dot blinked slowly then glanced at the clock, squinting in the dark: 4:30 am. What. The. Hell?

"Why are you waking me up…at 4 O' CLOCK IN THE MORNING?!"

"Technically it's 4:30 my silly Warner friend." Val was rummaging through Dot's drawers, seeking for something that wasn't a shade of pink.

"Wha- why are you IN MY STUFF?!" Dot jumped up and grabbed Val's hand, yanking her away. Val pulled her hand back easily, grinning.

"Oh I was just admiring your sense of…unique style. Do you always wear pink?"

"GET OUT!" Dot shoved her out of the room, locking the door tight behind her. Val snickered in the dark hallway, knowing she would have to work extra hard to win Dot over again but for the moment, was decidedly happy with her little form of revenge.

"And now, on to breakfast." She strolled into the kitchen and blinked when she saw the Warner boy with the hat stuck in the fridge, rummaging around and knocking bottles over. She shifted closer hesitantly, honestly not too sure what this particular Warner would do when she spoke to him. Compared to the loser in slacks and the pink snob, she had NO experience with Wakko's reactions to things, especially not at nearly 5 in the morning.

"Um….hey there." Val grinned softly. Wakko got out of the fridge and slowly turned, resembling the physical droopiness of a slug. Val studied him, noting his eyes still closed and the quiet snores coming from his throat. Wakko turned back around, pulled a two foot sandwich from the fridge, and swallowed it whole before turning and going back to bed, the door to the fridge left wide open.

He….sleep-eats? Huh. This family is more freakish the longer I stay here…

Val shrugged it off and went into the fridge, digging past a variety of items (some not exactly put under the category of 'edible') and finally found half a carton of eggs and a pack of bacon. After checking to make sure the bacon wasn't rotten or made of rubber like the plastic ham steak she had found, she set to work.

…What's that sound….? It's coming from the kitchen I think. Oh no I hope Dot isn't trying to cook again. I don't think I can even look at her pancakes without throwing up again! Wakko hid under his pillow and tried to go back to sleep, only to be jolted awake by the most wonderful sound ever. The soft hiss of sizzling bacon…

…Val whistled as she buttered toast and jumped when she was tapped on the back. She turned, looking down at Wakko, a big happy grin on his face.

"Are you making breakfast?!" It was noted that his tail was wagging like a dog who was being scratched on his favorite tickle spot. Val blinked then laughed.

"No I'm square dancing with an octopus. Of course I am! Now sit down and you can get first dibs before your siblings wake up."

Wakko was already seated before she had finished speaking, jumping up and down in his seat. Val rolled her eyes and dumped a heaping pile of scrambled eggs and bacon onto his plate, nearly getting her hand taken off as he gulped it down.

"Sheesh aren't you still full from that sandwich?"

Wakko paused mid-bite and looked at Val. "What sandwich?"

Val hesitated then shook her head. "Never mind." She turned as the other two Warners made their way in, groggy and cranky. Val smirked at Dot's dark scowl and quickly disguised it as a smile.

"Ready to eat? I thought that since you guys have been cool enough to let me stay here for a while, I might be cool enough to make you breakfast."

Yakko grinned, sitting down. "Oh you're definitely cool enough." He winked at Val as she passed him toast. Val smoothly responded with a flirty wink of her own, moving on to Dot's plate as Yakko blinked and shrugged.

Dot crossed her arms as Val handed her a plate. "It is good?"

Yakko and Wakko gave simultaneous thumbs up as they stuffed their faces. Dot rolled her eyes at her disgusting brothers and looked down at her own plate of eggs, glaring at the ketchup smiley face Val had put on top. She grabbed the ketchup bottle and proceeded to give mister smiley face a very gory and condiment infused demise.

Val sat down and started to eat, looking up as Yakko stood, holding his glass of milk. "Ehhhhh this is great but I'm gonna get some orange juice. This lactose'll kill me." He whistled and left, Val smirking. Time for revenge part two…

She got up, holding some dirty dishes. "I'll be right back. You two just keep stuffing our faces." She smiled a Wakko nodded and Dot just scowled darker. She walked into the kitchen, seeing Yakko dig through the fridge. She dumped the plates in the sink and turned around slowly, smirking.

"Hey Yakko…"

He waved from in the depths of the fridge, climbing out with the bottle of juice and dressed in hiker's garb. "Man what a journey. One of these years I'll clean this thing out….maybe." he set the juice down and was greeted with a gloved hand on top of his own. He looked at Val who was suddenly beside him, still smirking.

"Well hi there." Yakko smirked back, grabbing her hand and pulling her close. Val, expecting this, looped her arms around his neck, pressing herself closer.

"Hi…..did you sleep well?" she lightly traced a finger up and down his chest, ruffling his fur. Yakko blinked, leaning away slightly.

"Yeah…but it would have been better if you were there…." He smiled slyly, leaning back in. Val cringed and leaned away slightly.

Yakko smirked. So that's what she's trying to do huh? Creep me out to get back at me. Well it's a nice idea in theory but she didn't take into account that I'm the best flirt ever.

"So sexy, was that breakfast a special gift or can I expect it more?" he dipped her and smirked as she cringed then quickly recovered.

"Well if you're very good, you might get a special gift every morning…" she leaned in again, now growing irritated. He hates this I know it! Why won't he just give up and leave?!

"I'm glad. I like a woman who knows how to cook." He leaned closer until their noses touched. Val stroked his ears back and let her hand trail down the back of his neck.

"Oh then I'm sure you'll love me sweetheart."

"I already do darling…."

"That's good honeybunch."

"Yes it is sugarlips."

"Angel face."

"Sweetbee."

"CUTIE!"

"GORGEOUS!"

"PRECIOUS LOVER FROM ABOVE!"

"-Hey!"

Yakko and Val turned to see Dot and Wakko standing in the kitchen doorway, curious looks on their faces. Slowly, Yakko looked back to Val, seeing the ahem, 'awkward' position they were in. He had his hands on her small hips, clutching her tight while her arms were locked around him, one on his neck and the other tangled in his hair. She had noticed the same thing and she let go quickly, falling backwards on the floor.

"Um…."

Yakko blinked then grinned at his sibs, slipping back into his comfortable smirk. "You two look like you just saw a ghost and not two hormonal teenagers having a special moment in the kitchen." He grinned at Val as her face flooded with heat, partial rage, mostly humiliation. She stood up and glared.

"I'm gonna go…clean up the table." She stormed out and Wakko and Dot laughed, following. Yakko grinned and took a step to follow, pausing. Hmm…that was actually pretty fun. We may have to 'flirt' again sometime. He laughed to himself. If Val thought she was going to win with a pathetic acting routine like that, then she had another thing coming.

Aaaand that it! I know it's short but this chapter is more for developing. I hope you liked and I hope you review! Thanks for reading!