SMTS 7

Blurp. I'm back! Yay! So...

Skye Bloodwillow: ^_^" This probably wasn't what you requested. Sorry about that DX, I couldn't help it! T-T Don't hate me!

To all the people that wanted preggers Jack: It's happened. I've officially done it. I've written a preggers Jack story. Yay? O.O

WARNING!: To all the Pitch haters out there. Leave. Like, now. Pitch is not a bad guy in this story. I don't like flames, at all. So if your just going to read this and then flame me, well then get out while you can. You've been warned.

"You know, I hate you"

"Potato, potato my dear Frost"

"Tomato, tamato!"

Silence.

"Really?"

"Shut up! At least I don't kidnap innocent spirits, you stalker!"

"Stalker? Me? Since when?!"

"Since you stalked me and kidnapped me, that's illegal you weirdo!"

"Jack, technically you're dead and so am I and so is every other spirit out there. Laws made by humans don't apply to us"

Silence.

"I just now realized you had an accent"

Silence.

"It's an interesting accent. Where you from?"

"I'm from England"

"Haha. I'm sorry, where?"

"England"

"Never heard of it"

"England?! Little island beside Europe?!"

"Is that near Miami?" Jack bit his lip to stop his laughter in as Pitch began flailing about in exasperation.

"England you bloody fool! I believe you are speaking our language."

"I'm speaking English, I don't know what the hell you're speaking right now. You're speaking Constipitese or something. *snicker* You need some fiber Jeeves"

Silence.

"I think I hate you more than anything in this world Frost"

"Nuh-uh. I hate you more than you hate me!"

"Yuh-huh! I hate you more than you could possibly hate me!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"Uh-huh!"

"Nuh-uh!"

"UH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"UH-HUH!"

"NUH-UH!"

"At least I'm not pregnant!"

Silence.

"Wait. What?"

Silence.

"Seriously Pitch. What did you just say?!"

Silence.

"Dude. You are not sulking in a corner!"

Silence.

"Are you giving me the silent treatment?!"

"And what if I am Frost?"

"AHA! I got you to talk to me! And you're pouting!"

"Shut up."

"Seriously though. What's that shit about me being pregnant? I'm a dude. I'm pretty positive of that fact. I have proof and everything."

"Psh, male spirits can get pregnant stupid"

"How can you tell?"

"I have a heightened sense of smell. Pregnant spirits release hormones in the air to say they're pregnant."

"You can smell me?"

"Yup"

"That's not weird at all... How come Aster didn't notice, isn't he technically a rabbit and all?"

"A spirit hasn't had a child in many centuries. It's practically unheard of. The only other spirits that would recognize the smell would be Sanderson, Mother Nature, and the Man in the Moon. Your precious rabbit is of another species, he wouldn't know the difference in scent for a human spirit and by the off chance that he does catch the difference, he wouldn't understand what it means."

Silence.

"So... I'm pregnant?"

"Yup."

"And you kidnapped me."

"Yu- wait. No. I didn't kidnap you!"

"Nope! You admitted it! Ha, I win!"

"I've never hated someone as much as I hate you."

"Nah. You love me, I know you do. We're like best friends."

"Who said that?"

"Pshaw! You did! When we got drunk the other day! Remember?"

"...No."

"Well... you said it. Yup. Too late to take it back, we're best friends now. That means you have to untie me from this chair."

"It does?"

"Ya. It's like a serious best friends code or something"

"Oh. Alright"

"I feel... Guilty for killing you. My apologies for that."

"Nah. No problem, it got me and Aster together. But if you do it again I'll send someone to castrate you."

"Send someone?"

"Yeah. Ya know, cuz I'd be dead and all"

Silence.

"... Understood"

"So how long do you think it will take for them to get here?"

"Don't know. Don't care. Want more tea?"

"Yeah sure. What type of tea is this? It's really good!"

"Dunno. I found it in the cabinet, the Nightmares are obsessed with it though."

"Hm. I didn't know Nightmares drank tea."

"I know right? So how far along are you now Frost?"

"Hmmm. Well I only did the 'deed' once and that was about a four weeks ago"

"Hm. Explains why I could smell it. I feel bad for you, morning sickness isn't a pleasant thing."

"How would you know?"

"I don't. I'm just guessing that throwing up in the morning isn't your cup of tea"

"*sigh* It sounds painful... And gross"

"I think it's more painful to the ones around you."

"Hey were you a doctor?"

"Why?"

"Someone has to deliver the baby. I'd rather it be someone I trust."

"Frost. If I were you I'd stop with the sappy talk, you'll make me tear up."

"Aww! Pitch!"

"Shut up, get away from me, quit touching me, this is harassment!"

"It's a hug dude."

"I was a doctor once. I have knowledge on how to birth children. If it pleases you I will be your doctor. Quit harassing me child!"

"Once more Pitch. It's a hug, not harassment"

"JACK?! We're here ta save your arse mate! Where did that bastard put ya?!"

"Looks like your friends are here Frost"

"Would seem so Pitch"

"Are you telling them you're pregnant?"

"Maybe. I do want to finish this tea though, it's seriously delicious!"

"I'll send a Nightmare to guide your friends here."

"To your room?"

"... I suppose not. We'll meet them in the living room."

Jack climbed off the large bed, Pitch already standing by the door. He clutched the cup of tea in his hand as he followed the Nightmare King, now his one of his friends, down the many halls of Pitch's home. He blinked when they entered Pitch's living room.

The Guardians were tied up, back to back, in the middle of the large room. He glanced at Pitch who innocently shrugged. With a sigh he sat on the couch near the Guardians, sipping his tea as the Guardians struggled to get untied.

"Was that really necessary Pitch?"

"Yes."

"Really Pitch?"

Silence

"...No" Pitch slumped down next to Jack, pouting as he waved the nightmare sand, currently being used as a rope of sorts to keep the Guardians tied, away.

"Jack! Stay away from him, ve'll protect you!" Jack blinked in surprise as North picked him up immediately after being released, causing him to spill some of his tea. With a growl, Jack pushed the surprised Guardians away from him.

"My tea! North! How could you?!" Jack sniffled as he eyed his spilled tea sadly. Pitch sighed as he stood, placing a hand on Jack's shoulder, ignoring how the other Guardians immediately snapped out of their shocked stupor and crouched into their fighting stances.

"It's alright Frost. I'll send one of my Nightmares to make more." Jack ignored the dumbfounded looks on his friends faces as he perked up.

"Really?"

"Yes."

"Am I the only one completely lost?" Tooth was the one who finally spoke, glancing between Jack and Pitch in bewilderment.

"No. No, I'm lost too." North scratched his head in confusion as Pitch waved his hand towards a Nightmare who immediately left the room.

"Well you see, Pitch is my best friend now. Oh and apparently I'm pregnant."

Thump.

"Aster?! Oh my goodness! Aster, wake up!" Tooth fluttered over her fallen friend as North sat down on the couch, clutching his head with widened eyes. Sandy on the other hand sniffed the air before shaking his head as silent laughter escaped him.

"Hmph. How rude. I would've thought he'd be happy for us." Pitch nodded in agreement as Sandy place a hand on Jack's shoulder in comfort.

"Hey my tea is here!"

30 Day OTP Challenge: On a Date

"You know, you didn't have to make dinner" Jack mumbled as he shoveled his boyfriend's cooking down his throat. It was good, supremely good. Aster was one of the best cooks Jack knew. I mean who doesn't love good old fashioned spaghetti?

"Yeah, I know. Just wanted to make up fer passin' out an' all" Aster replied guiltily as he entwined his paw with Jack's hand over the table, eyes downcast at the memory.

"You were surprised. It's understandable" Jack tried to soothe his lovers worries as he put down his fork, tightening his grip on Aster's paw in reassurance.

"I still can't believe we're 'avin kits"

"Kits?"

"Baby bunnies, I wonder how many..."

"Humans have 1-2 babies"

"Pookas can have up to 15 kits."

Silence.

"Pitch said male spirits have babies the traditional way, we push the babies out. If I have to go through the pain of fifteen babies, kits." Jack twirled his fork, watching as the noodles fell back on the plate with a splat. He raised his eyes towards Aster's own suddenly fearful gaze and smirked.

"I'll castrate you faster than you can say 'whoops'"

30 Day OTP Challenge: Kissing

Aster sighed as he walked around the Warren, feeling utterly bored and slightly lonely. Jack was off bringing blizzards to the world, Aster could honestly say he never hated winter as much as he did when Jack had to leave him to make snow.

He never thought he'd become so dependent on the winter spirit. He also never thought he'd have a relationship with said winter spirit in the first place and he definitely never thought he'd have a family again.

He sniffed sadly. He missed his Jackrabbit and his little unborn kits. His eyes widened as he clenched his paw. What if Jack got hurt? What if another spirit decided to mess with his little snowflake?

Aster bit his lip in worry, wondering if he should go find his mate. What if the kits were harmed?

He shook his head ferociously. No! No. Jack was perfectly fine and so were their kits. Aster huffed, crossing his arms as he sat down on the grassy floor of the Warren.

His ears lowered to his skull in worry and his nose twitched in agitation. And he was not pouting. Nope. E. Aster Bunnymund does not pout.

"Hey Bunny! Why're ya pouting?" He blinked in surprise as blue eyes blocked his view of the Dye River. He ignored the way relief coursed throughout his body at seeing his little winter spirit.

Jack was sitting criss cross, hands on his knees as he leaned in curiously. He raised his hand and tugged on his rabbits cheek.

"Why so down, clown? Smile!" Now both of his hands were pulling on Aster's cheeks as Jack stuck his tongue out of his mouth in concentration. He was not expecting to be thrown on the grass, a suddenly extremely happy rabbit nuzzling his neck.

"Woah woah! I know you missed me and all, but I was only gone for an hour!" Jack stifled his giggles as a warm tongue ran over his collarbone.

"Longest hour of melife. I thought I wasn' goin' ta make it without my lil' Jackrabbit" The words were mumbled against cool skin as Jack just smiled. He placed his hands on Aster's face, pulling him up until their foreheads touched.

"Yeah yeah yeah. Me and the kits missed you too-" Jack's words were cut off as furry lips met his own, sparks flying behind his closed eye kids and Jack swore he heard fireworks go off in the background.

Yes, Pitch technically killed Jack in the first chapter. I know. But as stated in the chapter, the two got drunk earlier on and are friends now so... Yeah.

Yup. There you have it. Seventh chapter :3 I am proud beyond belief.

I'm running out of ideas, fast xS. Requests anyone?

Oh! Near the beginning with Pitch's accent, yeah. I got that from a YouTube video, it's called Pitch is from England. XD Funniest thing ever! Go over and check it out, Jack's facial expressions are Hi-larious!

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