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NOW ON TO THE CHAPTER!
Operation: Val Chapter 21
After the Warners and Val gave Jinx a full tour of the studio (complete with unnecessary gushing and threats of restraining orders) Yakko, Wakko, and Dot each got a brilliant idea.
Yakko smirked to himself as they walked toward the water tower. I know! Since Val's sticking around for a while we should have her sexy cousin stay with us too! At least there'll be a perk about letting the angry little red head stay with us!
Dot fluffed her hair softly, pondering to herself. I wonder if I could pull off orange lipstick... who am I kidding, I look great in EVERYTHING!
Wakko grinned, his tongue flopping like a puppy. Pickles and ice cream sounds really good right now…..hello SUPPER!
Well….let's just say one of those ideas was put into action. Once nighttime began to reach the busy streets of Burbank, the Warners decided to put that plan into action.
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Val looked around, shifting uncomfortably on a wooden stool as a single light bulb glowed above her head. Jinx however, was perched quite comfortably on her own stool, legs crossed daintily as she faced forward.
"Now….we's gonna make ya's an offer ya can't refuse…"
The room was then decked out in a parody of The Godfather, Yakko sitting in a tall chair in front of a window with the blinds half drawn.
Val rolled her eyes. "Cut the gags and tell us already."
Wakko and Dot untied the gags that were fastened securely around their mouths. "Oh alright…" they joined their oldest brother as they pushed the godfather backdrop off scene and turned to the two girls with big grins on their faces. To be honest…it was a little creepy.
There was an uncomfortable silence that Val was just about to fill with some irritated nonsense until all three Warners suddenly dropped to their knees in unison in front of Jinx and started to pout.
"PWEEASE come stay with us?"
Jinx's face morphed into a perfect mix of confusion and sweetness as they each took turns trying to convince her. Yakko hopped into her arms and cuddled her.
"I make the BEST pancakes! We could have a pancake sleepover. Although I should warn you that I am da KING at pillow fights." He wiggled his brow and Wakko hopped up, hugging her from behind like a koala bear.
"Yeah you can be like a big sister! Or a crazy second aunt! Or maybe our cousin's ex-wives daughter's nephew's sister!"
"Just PLEASE don't leave us alone with that one again!" Dot pointed to Val accusingly and the toon scowled.
"Hey!"
Dot continued like Val hadn't spoken. "I'm dying to talk with someone who knows fashion and judging from your excessive usage of sequins, you got it!"
"Oh please come live with us! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!" the trio whimpered and pouted before jumping up and down in joy when Jinx giggled and nodded.
"Well how can I say no to a collective speech like that? After all, I've been meaning to spend some time with my baby cuz anyways!" she turned her smiling face to meet Val who gave her a very sarcastic grimace-smile to match, not exactly thrilled.
What. The. Hell?! It took me weeks to get into their tower and even then I had to act like I was dying from blood loss! But she just waltzes in and they're begging at her FEET?!
"Uhm….hello? You guys just met her! And you're willing to let her stay with you?!" Val just gaped, honestly in too much shock to realize that this was exactly what she wanted….at least, what she was supposed to want.
Yakko raised brow at her. "Yeah. Problem…?" he made an epic troll face that caused Val to face-palm herself.
"Yes problem! It took me weeks to get on you guys' good sides and you meet Jinx a half hour ago and just beg her to move in with you?! And what the heck, you never made me pancakes!" she crossed her arms, realizing she sounded like a jealous little girl and frankly, not caring all that much.
Yakko laughed and slid out of Jinx's arms. "Aww I never realized you cared so much. Sibs, I think we've been neglecting our little country girl!"
"Group hug!"
They all proceeded to hug the living crap out of Val until she screamed and ripped away from them, accidentally bumping into Jinx.
"No! I don't want a hug! I just wanted to know why you all like Jinx more than me…" she looked at Yakko and Wakko drooling slightly as they focused their attention on Jinx and she scowled, instantly getting it.
"Okay so you guys think she's hot or whatever. But what about you Dot?!" she turned to the youngest who was smiling happily.
"I don't like you. That's why."
Val blinked, suddenly feeling stupid. "Oh…right. I forgot about that for a second." Why would she be so jealous? The only reason Jinx was even here was to help her kill them…not that she needed the help. If anything this was a good thing.
As if to remind her of the mission, Jinx rested a hand on her shoulder, clutching tightly.
"Val, you act as if you don't like me living with you." She smiled but her eyes were like ice. Val, against her will, felt a shiver of fear ghost up her spine. Those eyes could give you some SERIOUS nightmares…
She pulled away from her cousin's tightening grip and shrugged. "So let her stay with us. I don't give a crap." She walked ahead to the tower and let herself in, still feeling incredibly cruddy.
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Jenkins sat quietly as he watched the video Dr. Thorndill had created. "Sir….why did you create this? You realize that Val will defy you again and try to beat her…i-it's only inevitable."
He looked up as the doctor chuckled softly as he studied his blueprints. "Of course it is Jenkins. V.A.L will disobey any wish I ask of her because she's imperfect. Why else do you think I told her she cannot win? She will take that as a challenge."
Jenkins listened, still completely confused. "But how could that benefit you? She won't win against V.A.L 2 and you know that."
Dr. Thorndill smiled slowly, exposing his crooked teeth. "Of course I do. And I even warned her. If she fights, she will die. And since she disobeys my every single wish, she will have no choice but to fight." He caught Jenkins's eye as the assistant realized what he meant with solemn certainty.
"You want her to die."
A crack of laughter erupted into the room. "Exactly! Sometimes I forget that you actually can be responsive Jenkins! Yes…" He looked up from the blueprints with a smile.
"She and Jinx will lure the Warners to my mansion and I will do what I do best. Afterward Jinx will kill her." He limped over to his bookcase and opened up the liar behind.
"It's that simple." His glass eye glowed in the fading light before he disappeared for the night.
AND I'M EXCITED! I really liked this chapter for some reason and I can tell you guys that I'm going ot like the next one even better. So it's late, I'm sleepy, and I have work tomorrow so…blah. I'll see about updating tomorrow okay?:D If I don't then it'll probably be the next day. So YAY! Thanks for sticking by me! *falls asleep*
