Well here's the secound chapter, while I don't like Kikyo myself I do think it's stupid that in most fanfiction her and Kagome go all 'duel to the death' over Inuyasha... and Kagome dosen't hate Kikyo ... she cried when Kikyo died for the love of god! So yeah not syaing it's wrong to hate Kikyo... but I am saying it's wrong to write her in such a way that some people do and yeah..

I don't own and you don't sue

Now to answer any questions that the writer left at the end of the last chapter, yes, yes maybe no and yes!

It was time to establish a plot for the fanfiction in order to make the review count up, you see the first chapter was mostly used for comic relief purposes and could easily be skipped with reviews still being satisfied. Well unless they wanted to read Sesshoumaru's hot tub scene and find out how the characters loathed being in this story… they didn't miss much.

Inuyasha sat nearby Kagome tuning his guitar. "What the hell is a guitar?" he fumed. Honestly it didn't matter what a guitar was really all that mattered is that he looked nice while playing it which would be described in a poetic way in one too two paragraphs. Besides that, every guy looks hot with a guitar so logic warrants that a half-demon would look even hotter.

Just then over the horizon, it was Kikyo. This is the part where the fans of the Inuyasha Kagome pairing hiss and boo.

"What the hell is she wearing?" Good question Inuyasha. Well like a lot of fanfictions Kikyo would obviously dress like a slut and act like a bitch and Kagome and her would eventually get into a cat fight causing Inuyasha to choose Kagome. Most people would do this to Kikyo because they don't like her probably due to the fact that she has random cameos or the more popular fact that she reminds them of their own love rival in real life.

"Like… Inuyasha." Her voice of course, couldn't possibly sound like her own voice what with this being an alternate universe parody and every thing. "Like, you should so totally like leave her and totally go to the mall with me! Your possessive ex girlfriend!" Kikyo had dealt with many things before she died… and then many more things after she died, like all those times when she almost died. But this, she'd never used the words 'like' and 'totally' in such a way and what was a mall?

"Oh damn that writer." Inuyasha couldn't help but continue to play his guitar

"Inuyasha, what is this?" Kikyo managed to regain herself to ask

"It's a damn alternate universe parody fanfiction, and the writer slash narrator seems to be trying to make random points with in it like the fact that most people bash you character but the you they bash is so out of character it doesn't make sense why they even bother."

And now the writer slash narrator was bored so she had a new idea, Inuyasha shouldn't be allowed to cuss so much, it wasn't fair that she might eventually have the make the rating on this alternate universe parody any higher.

"You mean I can't say -censored-" Inuyasha stared angrily at the censor block that had appeared over his mouth "What the -censored-" Inuyasha growled "-censored- isn't a cuss word it's a place!" While that might have been true Inuyasha didn't take into account that as long as he was using the word for swearing it could be censored.

Kagome wanted to point out the obvious but the writer didn't feel like typing all that so the reader can just pretend those lines happened right about here.

"But I haven't spoke all chapter." Was her protest but the writer ignored it to quickly read chapter 514 of the manga. After reading the writer couldn't decide what to write about next, the fact that Kagome either has the worst luck of anyone in Inuyasha or the fact that Kohaku needed some lines in the fanfiction.

Well if you can't guess Kohaku won.

There weren't many fanfictions about Kohaku that had been over done to the point of which a parody would be funny. Sure the Naraku loves Kohaku fanfictions scared her as much as the ryming of the two names but still that wasn't enough. Or was it? The writer slash narrator sighed, she'd just have to send in Kirara and see what kind of things would happen then.

"Why hello Kohaku." Kohaku jumped about six feet into the air "Kirara can talk?" he asked in disbelief. Of course Kirara could talk it enabled her to become a mascot not only for the fanfiction but for the writer slash narrator as well.

"I haven't see too many alternate universe fanfictions for you Kohaku, so I suppose whatever the writer does to you it'll have to see somewhat funny… could you just like scratch behind my ears?" Kirara was still Kirara weather of not the writer owned her soul. After feeding her grooming her and basically fulfilling her every whim Kohaku was expecting something to happen. Well at least in this fanfiction people wouldn't be trying to get the jewel shard out of his back in the process killing him… well technically he was already dead but the writer was sure the readers already knew the story.

Kohaku was going to go out on a date with Rin, it was now decided, and Kagura would get jealous because the writer did realize for some reason there were a good bit of fanfictions shipping Kohaku and Kagura.

Now the writer used some plot device too numerous to mention to get Rin over to Kokaku.

"Rin I was wondering if you would like to do an activity tougher?" Kohaku quickly realized that the writer had stolen this line from an episode of Avatar: the last airbender but he couldn't control the over used gags that were coming out of his mouth so why try?

"Sure Kohaku!" Rin's words weren't being controlled at all... No fair, he had to use that dorky line and she could say whatever she wanted!

Kirara explained "it's because the writer like Rin."

"But." Kokaku wanted to argue this "she likes all the others character… including me."

"This is her way of showing she likes all the other characters… well besides Kikyo but she even defended Kikyo earlier in this chapter because most of the Kikyo bashing isn't written right."

"Kirara…" Kohaku sighed "you're just saying all of this so the writer won't have to make as many authors notes for this chapter aren't you?" The demon cat nodded

"What kind of activity are we going to do tougher?" Rin asked, Kohaku felt his mouth being moved involuntarily "I think the writer wants me to kiss you." He answered… oh god this was the most embarrassing thing ever. But before he kissed her the writer decided it was time to move on and bother someone else.

Shippo hadn't done much in this fanfiction, or in a lot of fanfictions in general usually he was maybe mentioned once or twice.

Now the writer slash narrator wanted to inform everyone that Shippo was already as pimp in the manga and anime so she shouldn't write about that. Why not parody the Shippo and Kagome pairings that were rare to be seen yet very terrifying to most readers.

Tsubaki! Koten Sanshun! I reject

The writer didn't even want to bother with trying to explain why Kagome's thoughts made a reference to Bleach but perhaps trying to pair Shippo and Kagome up for a parody was a bad idea, besides it would give her nightmares after all. Not to mention for some reason Kagome's thoughts must have stopped the writer… curse it all.

"Inuyasha are we going to the fair yet?" Shippo asked while wondering what a fair was

"Eventually." Inuyasha answered, what was a fair? He'd be sure to ask Kagome next time he saw her. "-Censored- it all." Inuyasha was getting more than ticked off he and Shippo made their way to a convientely placed closet door which he opened to find… Sesshoumaru and Kagome being forced to kiss by the writer, neither of them looking too happy.

Where does the idea come from that I love Sesshoumaru, seriously and since when did he show any not hate toward any human besides Rin and Kohaku?

The writer slash narrator reminded Kagome that her question was something that would probably never have a real answer, it was like asking if Jocken would make sweet demon love to Sesshoumaru if he had the chance there wasn't a real answer to it.

Isn't this supposed to be the chapter where the plot begins?

The narrator thanked Kagome for reminding her and decided it was indeed time.

An idea came to Shippo "I know how we can get out of this fanfiction!"

Sesshoumaru stared into the Fox demon's eyes "How?" he was willing to do almost anything, he didn't want to have a love affair with Kagome.

"If we find this plot device called The Arc of Kapton the fanfiction will end."

"That just might work!" Kagome cheered

"Okay then we'll just have to get everyone to come with us…" Inuyasha turned to his brother "well besides you, you can't come." The writer made Sesshoumaru pout, and of course Sesshoumaru didn't want to pout hew was happy not to come along. After all if Inuyasha and Kagome weren't constantly doing things to make people think things there probably wouldn't be so many fanfictions so of course they needed to clean up their own mess.

So now the team was ready, in their ranks… Inuyasha of course and Kagome, then Shippo, Miroku and Sango and Kohaku and Rin, Koga and Ayame had come along as well.

"So any idea on what the Arc of Kapton is or how we can possibly find it to end this piece of junk fanfiction?" Koga asked annoyed at the fact that the writer was now narrating his emotions.

"Well I conviently know someone who knows a few things about it." Miroku laughed

"Oh I see, it's a Mary-sue isn't it?" Sango sighed

"Yep pretty much."

Oh great … I wonder what boy the mary sue is going to go after.

"We have to find Sesshoumaru now!" Shippo announced

"Why?" Asked Inuyasha

"Because Mary-sues love Sesshoumaru." The fox demon explained

And with that it was time to end the second chapter since a plot had finally been somewhat established, the writer slash narrator would wait on reviews while working on the next chapter, and she would probably also go shopping because all the food in her home had been eaten but that was another story.

Oh yeah and everyone went off to find Sesshoumaru who could be in a lot of danger because of the Mary-sue who of course would have all the information they would need to end this fanfiction.

Review and I luffel you.