A/N: These actually don't take me very long to write, but I don't have internet at my house. That means I have to wait to upload these. XD Also, if you're wondering about the title, just know I suck at titles. This chapter's very short, too. (I can write for a horribly long time, but if it's serious.) Also, this chapter will mention a game called hide-and-seek alone. Go google it if you don't know what it is. c: And if you were wondering when the Kuroshitsuji characters were coming in, that will be in chapter five. :3 I know, there's a crap ton of characters from many shows so I just chose two random ones. (I love Black Butler~! :D)

Crack Story OVER 9000

Chapter Two: The Game

"Hey Slendy, where are you at?" the squids voice echoed through the woods as he contacted his tall, faceless cousin. In Squidward's journey to find the clarinet, he stopped at Slender Man's property to ask for some help. But he looked everywhere, and the faceless monster couldn't be found!

"Hehe, find me," the overly-spooky muffled-sounding voice answered back. Squidward groaned, and raised a tentacle onto his bald head.

"Are you kidding me?! You're making me complete a stupid trap you leave for little girls?!"

Slender Man's laugh echoed through the phone,"Come on, Squidward. It'll be fun! It's not like I'll kill you. Maybe," the other end hung up, and the blue squid cursed. Now he had to find eight freaking pages in order to just talk to his cousin.

As Squidward was muttering obscene words (not the sexual obscene) under his breath, his glass fish bowl full of water smacked into a giant tree, making the glass vibrate and the squid's ears ring. The squid fell back, knocking his head once more on the bowl. He could literally hear the birds chirping and stars twinkling, circling around his animated head. It was painful, and would most definitley leave a large bruise in the morning.

Then, something fluttering caught his eye! In his peripheral vison, he spotted aged paper taped onto the tree. The squid jumped up and ran to the page, eyes scanning over it.

"FUCK YOU, SQUIDDEH!1!" it read, showing a small picture of our... hero? Tell me, audience, would you say Squidward is our hero? The blue squid shook his head, noting how immature his cousin still was.

A flash, skip, rainbows, sparkles, and a tea time later, the squid found four pages. And a used tentacle condom. Squidward, disgusted with his find, threw the condom back into the woods, followed by a creepy voice whispering,"finders keepers, losers weepers. . ." A chill shivered up the squid's soft spine (I don't think squids have spines, but then how could Squidward walk...? mind=blown) as he heard the voice. Then he noticed that the screen on his phone, the light source, was bursting into static. The squid broke into a cold sweat, and ran as fast as a squid on land could. He turned into a large, seemingly empty building. The sea creature walked slowly, catching his breath.

His footsteps echoed through the hallways, adding to the inital spine-tingling effect of the place. The sound kept getting intense, and the squid could hear bursts of static everywhere. It scared him, and Squidward reminded himself that this was just a game, just hide-and-go-seek.

More like hide-and-seek alone.

The blue squid kept on walking in the dim building, concerned he might never find his cousin. A pouring sound caught his attention, and he looked over his trembling shoulder to find a tall, lanky, faceless humanoid monster peeing into a urinal. Squidward felt his face flush and get super hot. Blood started gushing out of his gigantic nose as he looked. . . well, down. The squid looked away, heart racing.

"Slendy, nice to see you again," he mumbled, wiping the dark red liquid from his nose. A tentacle wrapped around Squidward's body, pulling him towards the Slender Man.

"Hello, Squidward," Slendy's dark voice whisered in his ear, and Squidward started blushing again.

"Uh, Slendy, can you, um. . . Let go?" the shorter of the two tentacle cousins muttered. Slender Man gave a dark laugh, and released Squidward, who was gasping for air. He muttered a thank you, and lifted up his phone. "So, are we gonna catch this 'Doctor Eggman?'"

Slender Man nodded. "Of course, Squidward. I still need my suit, remind you."

They flew out of the building, propelling themselves with tentacles (because I mean, really, can't you just imagine that?), flying south to a very odd place. . .

Townsville, USA.