Down down down the rabbit hall he goes

By Lucky Detective

(owned by Marvel. Note one Bruce is from the movie universe and the other Bruce is from the comic verse. Working on Girls talk and Boys listen. This story is my WTF storyline I have been itching to continue)

The last thing Bruce Banner remembered he was at SHIELD HQ being scolded by Maria Hall for destroying yet again another one of her Ipads. Somehow he ended up wearing nothing but loose pair of purple pants and running away from…a deck of cards? Bruce did a double take at the cards chasing him.

"Over here Bruce!" Bruce looked ahead and saw a woman in a playboy bunny outfit. Bruce followed her and was able to lose the murderous deck.

"Um thank you…" Bruce looked at the beautiful bunny. She reminded him of Betty even though she looked nothing like her. She tenderly touched his face and draw him into a kiss.

"You're not my Bruce but you kiss just as well" She whispered into his ear and ran off. Bruce wasn't sure what to make of that and then a man dropped from the sky and landed on top of him.

Bruce briefly wondered how long it has been since he was first tossed into the hole. It felt like almost a year considering how the long the hole was. Finally his bottom met the bottom and Bruce was in awe where he ended up. However the bottom turned into a large green very angry Hulk. Bruce quickly got off and ran as the Hulk chased him.

What the hell is going on? He wondered as he ran for dear life away from the out stretch arms of the Hulk trying to catch him and dismember him.

"DUCK!" Bruce ducked and the Hulk was blasted by a ball blue energy. Bruce got up and saw a man walking towards him. Behind him, Bruce could hear someone moaning.

"Hello Bruce" the stranger greeted Bruce and looked behind him. "And hello Bruce.

Bruce looked behind him and stared as the Hulk rapidly changed into a man wearing a now destroy pair of purple pants.

"My name is Stephen Strange, but you may call me Dr. Strange. And Bruce Banner, meet Bruce Banner"

The two Bruce stared at each other and one thought cross their minds

Does it suck being Bruce in your world?