A/N: I notice a lack of reviews and if you readers don't like it please tell me what I'm doing wrong, please.
Chapter 8: Coming together
Today was the day of registering an all students who pass where to get their files in order and meet the hokage for an interview. In the Haruno household the three adults were up eating breakfast and drinking coffee, "Hurry up you two," Yuri yelled up to the two children.
Sakura was in the bathroom looking at her refection cleaning her face try to look good for her ninja picture, "I'm hurrying up as fast as I can mom," Sakura yelled back.
"Doesn't she know that we have to look good for Sasuke and for the picture profiles," Sonya said.
'I know,' Sakura as she finished clearing her face and walked out and downstairs to see her mother eating breakfast and the two male reading the Konoha times. "Good morning," Sakura said as she went to the toaster.
"So you and your brother have a meeting with the Hokage after your profiles have been made and then what," Kosumo said.
"Well then after that I have the rest of the day to me," Sakura said.
"Leaving us enough time to watch Sasuke," Sonya said with heart eyes
'Maybe we can get him to go out with us,' Sakura said mimicking her inner self.
"Toast done," Kosumosu said snapping his niece out of her trace.
"Oh," Sakura said as she grabs her light breakfast and sat at the table.
"You seem to be spacing out more, dear," Yuri said as she looked at her daughter in concern, "are you sure you can handle your position as a ninja?"
"Don't worry me," Sakura said, "I'm sure I can handle anything that I might encounter."
"Ok," Yuri said, "It just that, now things will get harder for you and your brother."
"Don't worry," Sakura said waving her hand, "they wouldn't have passed me if I wasn't ready."
"Well then I suggest that you get going," Kosumo said as he pointed to a clock on the wall, "You don't want to be late."
Sakura turned to the clock a made a small 'epp' as she grabbed her last piece of toast and dashed out of the house saying goodbye to her parents. "I don't think she is ready," Kosumosu said as he put down his paper and walked over to the clock and turned it back twenty minutes and sat back down.
"She was wearing her watch wasn't she," Yuri asked.
"Yep," Kosumo said he folded down the paper to look at the clock and his watch then at the stairs, "What do you think is keeping Naruto?"
"I don't know," Yuri said, "he's been his room for more then an hour."
"I bet you that it's something nutty," Kosumo said as folded his paper back as they heard sounds coming from the stairs. When Naruto came down he was wearing white face paint over his body and hands with red swills. "I was right," Kosumo said as he picked up his mug.
"Naruto why are you like that," Yuri asked.
"Because we're taking pictures for our ninja profile I thought I make my picture stand out and look cool," Naruto said in excitement.
"I see," Kosumosu said with a small chuckle, "well then you should go show off you skill."
"I will," Naruto said pumping his fist in the air as he walks out the house to get his picture taken.
"You know he's going to have to take his picture over right," Yuri said as she got up to wash her plate.
"Oh yeah," the brother said at the same time.
"I hate it when you two do that," Yuri said as she went up stair to prepare for work.
"We know," they said as they got up a left the house for work.
On the roof of the academy Sakura was the last one in line even though that she was ten minutes early, 'my uncle tricks me in to coming early and I'm still the last in line for pictures,' Sakura thought.
"You should of check your watch and not the clock on the wall," Sonya said.
'I know but hey look on the bright side Naruto is not here as well,' Sakura said. Then there was a tapping on her shoulder, when she look behind her she saw her brother with white and red face paint, "what the hell are you wearing," Sakura asked.
"Don't you think it cool," Naruto said with his foxy smile.
"No," Sakura said as the line moved forward, "You look stupid."
"Oh you're just jealous that I came up with this idea to look cool for my ninja profile," Naruto said, "I know that you too would want to do something like this."
"No I wouldn't," Sakura said instantly.
"Yes you would," Sonya said.
'Who ask you,' Sakura said.
"Well they are your true thoughts," Sonya said.
'True but he doesn't know that,' Sakura said.
"Sakura," Naruto said snapping Sakura out of their talk.
"What," Sakura asked.
"Your next," Naruto said as he pointed to the front.
"Oh," Sakura said as she rubbed the back of her head; then got to the front of the camera and smiled as the man took her picture.
"Ok," the man said as Sakura went to the front of the line and down the stairs, "Next."
"All right my turn," Naruto cheered as she sat down in front of the camera. The camera man gave him a funny look, "what something wrong," Naruto asked.
"Are you sure you want you picture taken like that," the camera man asked.
"Why do you people keep asking about that," Naruto said as he pointed to his face, "this artwork is the best."
"Alright if you say so," the man said as he got behind the camera and Naruto put on a pose, 'he going to take the picture over again.'
A few hours later after the profiles have been made each graduate were to meet with the hokage. "Next," Sandaime said as he flipped though the new files and Sakura walked in and sat in the chair in front. Sandaime looked over her file:
Haruno Sakura
Age: 12
DOB: March 28
Blood type: O trace of A
Eyes: Green
Hair: Pink
Height: 4' 11"
Relatives: Haruno Kosumo (father), Haruno Yuri (Mother), Haruno Kosumosu (uncle), Uzmaki Naruto (adopted brother)
Stats:
Taijutsu: C-
Ninjutsu: B-
Genjutsu: A
Team: B-
Tactics: A-
Comments: Has great chakra control, and has a knack for Genjutsu; though Taijutsu could use more work and has potential if not constantly admiring Uchiha Sasuke.
Personal notes: Loves reading and learning many things about the known world, also enjoys watching Sasuke and having dango with her family at the small tea house where mother works.
After the hokage look at Sakura's profile he looked at her, "so Sakura why do you want to be a ninja," Sarutobi asked.
Sakura took her time to think, "Well, I want to lean about this world and learn more about this chakra."
"What will you do with what you learn," the hokage asked.
"To help protect my family since they're not ninja, but they do know how to use chakra," Sakura said, "and to keep an eye on my brother so he doesn't drive the people he's suppose to help nuts."
"And to keep a sharp eye on Sasuke-kun," Sonya said.
'Of course, but he doesn't need to know that,' Sakura said.
"That sounds like a worthy cause," the hokage said, 'I bet that she also wants to keep an eye on the Uchiha as well.' The hokage read in some more of Sakura's profile before signing her in, "Well then I see no reason to keep you, so this interview is over," he said as he put the papers in a folder and went to the next one, "on your way out send in your brother in."
"Yes sir," Sakura said as she bowed and left for the exit. When she exited she saw Naruto leaning against the wall in front of the door, "I see you got that paint off your face," Sakura said.
"It took awhile," Naruto said, "but was worth it."
"You know your probably going to take it over," Sakura said as she walked a little down the hall.
"We'll see," Naruto said as he walked in the room.
When Naruto walked in he, sat down in the chair facing the hokage. The hokage was looking over Naruto's profile,
Uzumaki Naruto
Age: 12
DOB: October 10
Blood type: B
Eyes: Blue
Hair: Blonde
Height: 4' 9"
Relatives: Haruno Kosumo (adopted father), Haruno Yuri (adopted Mother), Haruno Kosumosu (adopted uncle), and Haruno Sakura (adopted sister)
Stats:
Taijutsu: C
Ninjutsu: B
Genjutsu: D-
Team: C-
Tactics: D-
Comments: Has the largest stamina and chakra capacity of all the graduates but, has the lowest scores of all. Grade of Ninjutsu went up do to Naruto casting Kage Bunshin.
Personal notes: Likes pulling pranks and getting more attention. Reason for large chakra is classified. On occasion Naruto is seen in the Haruno lawn on the weekends with Yuri helping with gardening and at the Ichiraku ramen bar eating and talking to the people who eat there (Iruka, Kosumosu, Teuchi and Ayame). Also seen at the corner tea house with his new family eating and talking each other. The most noticeable thing about him is his determination to become Hokage, to prove that he is more then just what everybody thinks he is.
'I knew that that he would do something crazy for his picture,' the hokage thought.
"I notice that you're looking at my picture," Naruto said proudly, "it took me all morning what to do and well there you have it; looks cool don't it."
"Take it again," the hokage said flatly.
"What," Naruto said in surprise.
"You heard me," the hokage said, "We can take this picture."
"I don't want to take it again," Naruto said he got up and glared at the older man. After glaring Naruto made and hand sign and in a puff of smoke there was a naked female in front of the hokage in pose, "Pretty please lord hokage," the female said with a wink.
After staring the hokage fell back from the blood pressure from the nose. Naruto transformed back with a blank stare at the hokage. After few seconds the hokage sat back up rubbing the blood off his nose, "that's the sexy no jutsu," the hokage said as put down his handkerchief, "don't do it again." He then looked back at the profile, "and where is your headband, you're supposed to be wearing it."
"I'm going to be wearing it at orientation because I didn't want to ruin it," Naruto said as he adjusted his goggles.
"So you want to look nice in your headband but, in your photo you look like a clown." The hokage said, "look at this, I can't even tell who it."
"I thought being a ninja meant not to be identified," Naruto said.
"True," the hokage said, "but not by your own village."
"Good point," Naruto said, "but still I'm not taking it again."
"Now look Naruto…" the hokage stops as the door open and a kid with brown hair and a blue scarf trailing behind him as he raced to the old man.
"Old man I will defeat you and become the fifth hokage," the kid declared; about half way the boy tripped and fell flat on his face.
'Well there's my entertainment for the day,' Naruto thought as he watches the boy hold his face in pain.
'Great another headache,' the hokage thought as he adjusted his hat.
At that moment an older ninja in blue and wearing sunglasses, "honorable grandson are you all right," the man said, then he look to his left to see Naruto, 'so the Kyubi brat is here,' think the last part in a glare.
"It was a trap right," the boy said as he looked around the room as he tried to get up. Then he saw Naruto and pointed to him, "it was you, who place the trap," the boy said.
"What the hell are you talking about," Naruto said as he got up and walked over to the boy, "you tripped on your own two feet you dumb-ass."
"You're lying," the boy shouted back, at this moment Naruto picked up the boy about ready to knock the boy upside the head.
"Naruto put him down," the ninja in blue said, "that's the hokage's grandson you're holding."
Naruto looked at the boy then at the boy, 'I don't see the resemblance,' Naruto thought.
"I bet now that you know that I'm the hokage's grandson that you won't hit me," the boy said, "So go ahead and try."
"Well since asked so nicely," Naruto said as he hit the boy up on the head. Naruto then decided to leave, "well I'm out of here, so see ya old fart," Naruto said as he left.
The hokage let out an annoyed moan as the ninja helped the boy up, "listen honorable grandson, you need to stop with these attempts on the hokage. Only be my tutelage that you'll be on the fast track to become hokage," the ninja said as he looked back down to see that his student has left. "Honorable grandson where did you go," the ninja said.
"It seems that he went to fallow Naruto," the hokage said.
"What," the ninja said in dread, 'Oh no, if Konohamaru is tainted by the demon fox he'll never be hokage. I'll save you honorable grandson or my name isn't Ebisu.'
When Ebisu left, Sarutobi was in thought, 'that was Konohamaru's twentieth attempt and now that he is fallowing Naruto I fear that more trouble will come my way; but, I'm sure that Naruto won't teach him something crazy will he,' Sarutobi in thought on that a came up with an answer, 'who I'm kidding I'm screwed.'
Meanwhile Naruto was walking around the village getting annoyed by his pursuer. When Naruto turn around noticed a rock with feet, 'Ok, when I look back again; if he has a pathetic cover I'll expose him,' Naruto thought as he continued to walk. Naruto turned again to see the boy cover himself in a cloth matching the fence but the lines where horizontal, 'that's it,' Naruto thought as he turn and pointed to the boy, "alright come on out, I know your there."
"Just what I expect from my rival," Konohamaru said as he dropped the cloth and walked over to Naruto, "you're as good as they say."
"Who say's that," Naruto asked.
"That doesn't matter," Konohamaru said as he pointed at Naruto, "I want you to teach me."
"Teach you," Naruto asked.
"Yes, I want you to teach me that sexy jutsu so I can defeat grandpa hokage," Konohamaru said.
"You serious," Naruto said as he look at the boy like was stupid.
"Yes I'm serious, boss," Konohamaru said.
"Boss," Naruto said with a confused look.
"Yeah you're the boss, boss," Konohamaru said.
"Well since you ask so nicely," Naruto said as he motioned the boy to walk with him. "All right then if you want to know the sexy jutsu you must first know how to use chakra, do you," Naruto asked.
"Yes I can summon chakra," Konohamaru said.
"And do you know how to do the henge jutsu," Naruto said as the boy nodded, "good I like to see example if you please."
"Ok, but what who do I henge into," Konohamaru asked.
"hummm," Naruto mused as he looked around on the streets and saw a woman in a purple komodo and pointed to her, "how about her?"
"Ok" Konohamaru said as he made a hand sign, "henge." In puff ninja smoke appeared the said women if she gains 250 pounds to her body and head and hair loss, after a few moments he transformed back before the women saw.
"That was the most pitiful henge I've ever seen in my life," Naruto said, 'even I wasn't that bad. I guess this boy needs help.' "Ok then fallow me to the west park and I'll show you how it's done," Naruto said and Konohamaru fallowed.
They got to a secluded area of the park and Naruto started to lecture, "Ok now when doing a henge you to have a clear picture in you mind on what or who to become," Naruto said as Konohamaru tried to absorb the information. Naruto seeing the same confused look on the boy's face matching the same one he had when Sakura taught him the same thing, "Ok judging by your face this is too much info, so a demo needed," Naruto said as he made a hand sign and in a puff of smoke appeared a female version of Naruto clothed and in raised pigtails on each side of the head, and in a female voice, "I focused my chakra around my body, then when you have a clear picture in your head focus you chakra into that form and as a result this is what you get, but you also need chakra to maintain this form so if you stop you chakra you change back." Naruto then change back to him self and looked at Konohamaru.
"Wow," Konohamaru said, "You seem very smart about this jutsu."
"Well at first I barely knew how to do this jutsu but, my sister and Iruka-sensei taught more on how to do this," Naruto said, 'more like beat it into my skull; I still have headache from that time. Maybe I should have asked for help on the bunshin jutsu but now I got kage bunshin.'
"Alright then I'll give it a shot," Konohamaru said with energy as he made a hand sign and an aura form around him and in a puff of smoke, came the same result as last time.
Naruto's eye twitched a little ", is this how you see women," Naruto asked.
Konohamaru changed back and looked at the orange clad boy, "I'm sorry, I just can't seem to get it."
"It alright, Konoha wasn't built in a day you know," Naruto said quoting his sensei, "You have enough chakra to try again." Konohamaru nodded, "alright then try again but when you picture the women in your mind think of a smooth women with nice slender legs good chest size, not too big, and long wavy hair," Naruto said. He then notice Konohamaru staring in a dazed, 'maybe I was too descriptive from Kosumo and Yuri's books,' Naruto thought as he snapped his fingers in the boy's face breaking his fantasy, "you got the picture in your mind?"
"Sure do boss," Konohamaru said as he prepared to try again.
"Alright then go for it," Naruto said as the small boy made a hand sign and in a puff smoke a nude woman appeared, one with long brown hair and body of a model; Konohamaru then puffed back to his original form and out of breath. "Good work," Naruto said making the boy smile, "let me get you a soda and we'll rest on that log."
After they drank their sodas Naruto wanted to more about the boy, "so what's with you and the old man," Naruto asked.
"Well I given the name Konohamaru, named after the ancient name of the village but, no one ever calls me that. It all way honorable grandson of the hokage, I hate that, I want to be know for who I am and not just the honorable grandson. That's why I've got to be hokage now so people can recognize me as just me."
"You think that if you become hokage now that people will accept you," Naruto said.
"What," Konohamaru outburst.
"You heard me," Naruto said, "becoming hokage is not easy, and in fact nothing is. In fact to become hokage you must make your self known not just for your linage but also for be you. Plus you must become skilled and brave and one more thing…"
"And what's that," Konohamaru asked.
"You must surpass even me," Naruto declared shocking the boy.
At the hokage tower the hokage was climbing the stairs to the roof of the tower, to have a look at the hokage faces. When he go to the top he saw a man in white and red with white hair looking up at the monument talking to the head on the far right, 'Isn't that Kosumosu,' the hokage thought as he approached the man, "Hello Kosumosu, what brings you here?"
"Oh just thinking," Kosumosu said, "So did you get the spare photo that my brother sent you?"
"Yes we did," the hokage said.
"That's good," Kosumosu said, "so do you think that Naruto can complete his dream of becoming hokage?"
"Well he thinks now that he's a genin that people will stop looking at him with cold eyes and start respecting him more; at least that's what he said at Ichiraku before he became one," Iruka said as he appeared behind the two surprising Kosumosu.
"Would you ninjas stop doing that to us civilians," Kosumosu said as he looked back at the forth head.
"I fear that may not come true," the hokage said, "people's own fears of what's inside of him may still grow into hate."
"Don't worry," Kosumosu said, "Naruto has a habit of doing the impossible, or at least make it improbable."
"I noticed that when he tried the bunshin jutsu," Iruka said.
"What do you mean," Kosumosu asked.
"At first I thought that he couldn't make one but he made three, even though they weren't perfect," Iruka said.
"He also seems to get along with my niece," Kosumosu said.
"She seems to have crush on that Uchiha," Iruka said, "along with every other female in his class."
"Naruto seems to have someone fallowing him around," Kosumosu said, "I see her chasing him around sometimes."
"Ah yes the Hyuga girl," the Hokage said.
"So you noticed," Iruka said as the hokage nodded.
Back at the park Konohamaru sat back down on the log and decided to ask questions, "you said you have a sister."
"Yep and she pretty smart too," Naruto said, 'but I still don't understand what she sees in that wall of an Uchiha.'
"What's she like," Konohamaru asked.
"Like I said she is smart, but I'm stronger," Naruto said, "she was the one of the people who helped me though the academy."
"So you do have a family," the boy asked.
"Yes," Naruto said, "but at first I didn't. Before Kosumo adopted me my life was hell but, I won't tell you more, bad memories."
"Do you know anything about your real family," Konohamaru asked.
"Yes, they're dead," Naruto said, "but I still visit them and talk."
"I see," Konohamaru said, "I don't know what I would do if I lost my family."
"That's easy to answer there," Naruto said gaining the boy's attention, "you make them proud that you are their son. By becoming a great ninja, become hokage and make the people respect me I know that I would have made my parents, old and new, proud."
"Wow," Konohamaru said as he looked at the boy in amazement, "alright then I'll do just that, will make people recognize me for who I am and make my family proud."
"That's good to hear," Naruto said.
"I finally found you," said a voice making the two turn around and look up to see Ebisu giving Naruto an icy stare.
'Great, all I need now are more of those icy stares,' Naruto thought as the jonin jump down.
"Come on honorable grandson it's time to go home," Ebisu said as he approached the two.
"No way," Konohamaru said, "I've got to stay and train to beat my grandfather and become the next hokage so do get in my way."
"A hokage is more then a fighter but must know virtue, honor and wisdom, plus know at least a thousand jutsu," Ebisu said, "and you don't know even one."
"Oh yeah," Konohamaru said as he made a hand sign and in a poof of smoke a naked brunette took the boys place and in a female voice, "so how do you like my jutsu?" Ebisu stood there shocked at the site, and then the boy changed back, "Hey it didn't work," Konohamaru said.
"What jutsu is that," Ebisu screamed, "such tasteless technique won't work on me, and I'm far above that." The jonin then grabbed Konohamaru's scarf as the boy tried to get away form his teacher, "Naruto is a bad influence on you. Only by my teachings will you be on the fast track of becoming hokage…"
"Kage bunshin no jutsu," Naruto yelled as 35 clones appeared right beside each other.
"Amazing," Konohamaru said as he stared at them in aw.
"So you want to try me," Ebisu said with a smirk as he walked in the middle of them, then got into stance, "bring it on."
"Alright," the Narutos said as they made a hand signs, "bunshin," and in a poof of smoke was 36 naked blonde female all rushing at the jonin and holding him close and calling his name sexually. After a few moments of shock a gush of blood came from his nose propelling him the air and landing on his head. Naruto then changed back to his original and dispelling his clones, "that is my harem no jutsu," Naruto declared with a smile.
"Damn it," Konohamaru said, "I wasn't able to defeat him."
Naruto then babed the boy upside the head, "do you really think it's going to be easy," Naruto said, "like I said you can't become hokage over night, you must become stronger and when you do you'll have to compete with me for and not only that but others as well who maybe even stronger. So you got to ask your self do you have what it takes to become hokage, will you die for your dream, will you die for your home so that it will live, because that's what becoming hokage means." Naruto then waited for an answer but never got one, "well you don't have to answer now but I hope you do." Naruto then started to walk off.
"Don't wait," Konohamaru said making Naruto stop and look back, "when I become a ninja of Konoha, I will prove my self to my home and my family." The boy then did a salute, "until that day I will prove my self to you that I can become hokage."
"I look forward to that day," Naruto said as he turned to walk off, "till then see ya." Naruto then did a back wave as he disappeared in to the streets.
Later at night
At the Haruno dinner table Naruto was eating his ordered ramen form Ichiraku, "Thank you for the ordered of ramen Kosumo-touson," Naruto said as he wolf downed his dinner.
"Well consider this the last ramen that I'll ever give you," Kosumo said.
Naruto then choked on his ramen and bang his fist on his chest to help his food down, "what do you mean," Naruto asked, 'how can I live without ramen?'
"Well now that you're a ninja don't you get paid," Kosumosu asked as he was eating his fish.
"Yes but," Naruto tried to argue.
"No buts Naruto," Yuri said, "you have to learn money management if you are to survive and this is a good example of it."
"Mom's right you know," Sakura said as she walked in and sat down to eat some dango, "you have to learn to spend wisely and not spend it on ramen all the time."
"Same for you and your dango Sakura," Kosumo said.
"WHAT," both Sakura and Sonya yelled as Naruto let out a small chuckle.
"You heard your father," Yuri said, "not only will you two be buying your own snack food but, also clothing and personal items."
"You see," Kosumosu said as he ate his own ramen, "when you become ninja that proves to us that you two reached a level of maturity that you two can handle yourself financially."
"Do you two think you can do that," Kosumo asked as he bit into his dango.
After a moments pause the two genin nodded, "good, now I want you two in bed," Yuri said, "you have to get up for orientation tomorrow."
"Ok," the two said as they ate there last free out ordered meal.
After a few minutes the two genin went up stair while the grown up watch them race to sleep, "It seems that they are eager," Kosumo said.
"Well they are taking a big step," Yuri said as she drank some tea.
"True," Kosumosu said, "I just hope they are ready in time."
"They will," Kosumo said, "that's why we have our shadowy student is here with us." The three then began to see a humanoid bend of light sit in front of them, "so did you get what I asked for," Kosumo asked the person hidden in the bend of light.
"Of course," said a calm voice as a scroll appeared on the table and Kosumosu took it.
"And did you get the list," Yuri asked.
The figure then pull out a file, "information on the genin graduates, their pairings and info on the jonin leaders," the shadow said as Kosumosu thumbed though the files then let out a moan.
"What's wrong brother," Kosumo asked.
"Well Sakura and Naruto will be on the same team," Kosumosu said.
"That's a good thing," Yuri said as Kosumo received the file.
"Yes that is," Kosumosu said, "but that Uchiha is also going to be in the squad as well."
"I see," Yuri said, "I guess our daughter will be fawning of him during their missions."
"That is if they still are genin," Kosumo said as his wife turn to him, "Kakashi is their jonin instructor."
"You mean Arashi's student," Yuri asked as the two brothers nodded, "oh I see now."
"The old man sure knew what he was doing," Kosumosu said.
"Sure did," Kosumo said, "but the thing that worries me is if he can help that Uchiha and still help our children in there training."
"I don't know how Kakashi will test them," the shadow said, "sorry."
"Don't worry about that I'm sure I have a good idea what that is," Kosumosu said.
"Ok then," the shadow said as he got up to leave but stop and turned, "oh before I forget the Void will be making his move soon. How should I proceed with this?"
Kosumo and Kosumosu stop to think a bit, 'if the void is on the move,' Kosumo thought.
'Then they will not be too far behind,' Kosumosu thought, 'so that would mean that those two will have to pass this test now or.'
'This place is screwed, even if we decide to join the fray,' Kosumo finished as the brother let out a sigh.
"As the Nara clan would say, 'this has become too troublesome," Kosumosu said. Then he looked at the shadow man, "continue being under him until new orders and gather much data from him as possible. As for your father's research, continue on it, but don't forget to train often," Kosumosu asked.
"I won't," the shadow said with a smile if you could see it, "I must be getting back. See ya Haruno sensei and senpai." The shadow then disappeared just as he left.
"Honey, are you sure you should be counting on him," Yuri asked, "He seem a bit off sometimes."
"I know but, he's the best for this job," Kosumo said.
"But enough about him," Kosumosu said breaking the train of thoughts in the room, "the moment of truth will happen in the day after tomorrow."
"I know but I just can't stop myself from worrying," Yuri said.
Kosumo and Kosumosu put there arms on Yuri's shoulders, "don't worry you have us," they said.
Yuri then look between the brothers then drank some of her tea, "I would be better off with your sisters on this job," Yuri said making the two men sweat drop.
Day of orientation
(A/N: I'm going to be evil to both of them here but please know that this is not a bash)
Naruto was up early this day, not to pull pranks but, to be at the orientation early to show off that he is a genin. But first he had to get ready for the day. Before he got dressed he went down stairs to make a quick breakfast which was some toast and some milk. Naruto then heard a slow noise from the stairs to his sis enter the kitchen with a bad case of bed head and bags under her eyes, 'wow, and I thought I looked bad when I wake up,' Naruto thought as he drank out of the milk carton, "want some milk," Naruto said as he held out the carton.
"Uh," Sakura moaned as she took the carton and drank from not caring that Naruto drank from it. After she drank it she put it on the table and went back upstairs.
"Hey, aren't you going to have more breakfast," Naruto asked.
"After shower," Sakura said in a tired voice as she went up stairs for a warm shower.
'Great she'll be in there for ever,' Naruto thought as continued eating and held up the carton, 'and she drank most of the milk.' After Naruto finished and put the carton in the trash and the dishes in the sink he went up stairs to see that his sis has just entered the bathroom, 'maybe I can use the master shower,' Naruto thought as he knocked on Kosumo and Yuri's door.
"Yes," came Yuri's voice.
"Can I use your shower since Sakura is going to take forever," Naruto asked.
"Make it quick," Yuri said as she went back to sleep.
"Thanks Yuri-kaasan," Naruto said as he went to get his robe. After ten minutes Naruto was out and getting dressed for orientation, he was about to put on the goggles Kosumosu gave him but stopped when he saw the headband Iruka gave him. When Naruto exited the room he was wearing his headband on his forehead and the goggle around his neck. He looked at the main bathroom to see that Sakura was still in it, 'why do women always take to long in the bathroom,' Naruto questioned in his mind as he climbed down stairs and exited from the house.
When Sakura came out of the bathroom she went to her room to change out of her robe and into her dark undergarments and a red dress over them. She then took her headband off her dresser and put on top of her head like a ribbon, then looked in her full mirror to see herself, 'perfect,' she thought, 'now that I'm a kunoichi I'm sure to get Sasuke's attention now.'
"Shannaro," Sonya shouted, "didn't we hear rumors that they will put us in teams?"
'That's true,' Sakura said, 'but we don't know how many in a team and who's in them.'
"It doesn't mater as long as we have Sasuke and not the porker in our team everything will be alright," Sonya said.
'Your right and as long as Ino-pig isn't in his group it will still be better,' Sakura said as she made a pose in the mirror.
"Sakura don't you have orientation," Yuri said with a shout from her room.
"I'm on my way mother," Sakura said she left the room.
"Sometimes she treats us like a kid," Sonya said.
'It doesn't matter,' Sakura said, 'because we're going to see Sasuke-kun.'
"Shannano," Sonya said, "then lets go."
"Someday you're going to tell me what that means," Sakura said as she made her way to the academy
Meanwhile in the master bedroom, Yuri open her eyes to see the ceiling "honey," she said to her husband in which he gave a grunt, "did you throw out that carton of expired milk.
"I don't know," Kosumo said in a tired voice.
"Well then go check," Yuri said.
"Why your up," Kosumo said.
Yuri then grab her stiff pillow and slam it in Kosumo's face make him fall out of bed and sit up on the floor, "so are you," Yuri said.
"Alright I check," Kosumo said as he put on his robe and waked out the room to see his brother walk outside his room.
"You had to establish connection, didn't' you," Kosumosu said.
"Share the pain, bro; share the pain," Kosumo said as they walked down stairs. Five minutes later Kosumo came back and laid back in bed, "Yeah, I threw it out," Kosumo said as he drifted back to sleep.
"Good," Yuri said as they covered themselves back up, "Because if the children drank that, they be getting the runs most of the day."
Zzzzzz
Yuri then slapped him with her pillow making him jump out of bed, "pay attention when I'm talking to you," Yuri scorned as she turned over to her side of the bed, "I swear what is wrong with the men in this family?"
"The women," Kosumo answered as he lost consciousness.
In a classroom Naruto was smiling that now he was ninja and now he was waiting for Iruka to arrive with the announcement that they were official ninja, "Naruto what are you doing here," Shikamaru said as he stopped beside Naruto's seat, "this isn't the place for dropouts."
Naruto turned to the lazy ninja, "You see this Shikamaru," Naruto said as he pointed to his headband, "this is an honorary regulation headband."
"Is it real," the lazy one asked.
"That's insulting," Naruto said in a dejected voice.
'Naruto passed,' thought an indigo haired girl in the next column of desks, 'I'm glad.'
After a few minutes the kids in the classroom heard load noises sounding like a stampede coming from the hallway. The door slid open to present two girls with a tired look on their faces, "looks like I win again forehead," the blond said with a smirk.
"You got to be kidding," Sakura said matching her smirk, "my toe was inches further then yours."
"Oh please," Ino said as she stepped, "your toe, could you come up with a better excuse." But fell on deaf ears as Sakura cast her eyes on her target and went over to his desk.
"Naruto could you please move I'd like to sit down," Sakura said as she pointed to the seat next to Naruto.
Naruto looked to his left to see the Uchiha, 'oh I see she wants to sit next to the wall,' Naruto thought as her glared at Sasuke.
Sasuke then notice that the orange boy was looking at him, "you got a problem," Sasuke said.
Naruto was about to reply but was stopped by his neesan as she push his head down under the desk, "mind if I sit here Sasuke-kun," Sakura said in a cheerful voice getting a grunt in reply and arguments from the other females.
When Naruto got up he saw that his sister was in total ecstasy, making Naruto wonder. He then got up on the desk and crouched in front of the dark haired boy examining the Uchiha, 'what does nee-san see in this guy,' Naruto thought as he continued to stare, 'I mean she would have a better conversation with a wall.'
"Naruto what the hell are you doing," Sakura said
"Oh great here he goes again," Sonya said.
"Get off the desk and stop glaring at Sasuke-kun," Sakura said as she tried to grab her brother off the desk but before she could a student bumped Naruto forward too much making the orange clad boy fall on top of the Uchiha. The two fell down until they where on top of each other in lip lock. After the big shock to all females in the room the two separated from each other trying to spit or puke as much of the foreign DNA of their mouths.
"Naruto I'm go to kill you," Sasuke said as he continued to spit and wipe his mouth.
"Ahh I'm poisoned," Naruto said as he was doing the same, "I sense danger." Naruto then turned around to she his sister cracking her knuckles, 'oh shit I know that look,' Naruto thought as he tried to back away, "sis now take it easy you know it wasn't my fault."
"Naruto," Sakura said in a scary voice, "you are so dead."
A few minutes later Naruto recovered enough to regain consciousness to she that Iruka arrive in the classroom, "Alright everyone listen up," Iruka said gain everyone's attention, "congratulations on pass the genin exam but, things will only get harder from here on out. Genins work in three man teams, the way they teammates are selected is that they're balanced for their effectiveness; so with out further ado I'll call out the team numbers and names. Team 1…"
"So Sakura who do you think is going to be in Sasuke team," Ino asked.
"Sure as hell ain't going to be you," Sonya said.
"Damn strait," Sakura said, "I don't know Ino but let the best girl win."
"Team 7, Haruno Sakura," Iruka said gaining the pink haired girl's attention, "Uzumaki Naruto." Naruto then cheered while she let out a heavy sigh.
'Oh well,' Sakura thought, 'It could be worst, I could be paired with Ino.'
"And Uchiha Sasuke," Iruka finished.
Sakura then stood up with arms raised and cheered while Naruto sat back down with his head down saying he's doomed.
"Shannano," Sonya cheered, "we get Sasuke."
"Team eight, Hyuga Hinata…"
"Yes sir," Hinata said in a soft voice.
"Inuzuka Kiba with Akamaru and Aburame Shino," Iruka finished getting a nod, a bark and a smirk.
"Aright then team nine…" Iruka said.
"How can this be," Ino moaned, "why does forehead get Sasuke-kun?"
"I don't see what the big deal is about him," Shikamaru said, "all I see him do sit there and brood."
"You'll never understand," Ino said to the lazy boy.
"Of course I'm a guy," Shikamaru said.
"I hope I'm not in your team," Ino said as she faced forward.
"Team ten," Iruka said, "Yamanaka Ino, Nara Shikamaru."
Ino then slammed her head on the desk, "now what was that about not being on you team," Shikamaru said.
"Shut it," Ino said with a glare.
"And Akimichi Choji." Iruka finished as the overweight kid continued to eat his chips.
'Oh great fatty too,' Ino thought.
"That all the teams," Iruka said, "your jonin instructors will be here after lunch."
During lunch Sakura was looking for Sasuke to have lunch with but was having no luck, "where could have he have gone," she muttered.
"Hay sis," Naruto said loudly, "you want to have lunch together since we're on the same team."
Sakura stop to think, 'if Naruto has lunch with me I'll never have lunch with Sasuke.'
"What if we use him to help find Sasuke," Sonya asked.
'Good idea and I have a plan,' Sakura said, "Naruto, if we are to have lunch as a team then we have to have lunch with Sasuke-kun."
"Aww, but I want to know how this team thing works," Naruto said.
"But don't you think that would work if the team got together," Sakura stated.
"Good point," Naruto said.
"So do you know where Sasuke is," Sakura asked and Naruto nodded showing his sis the way to her heartthrob, 'Shannano,' the two females said, 'great now you got me saying it.'
On top of a roof team ten where eating lunch, "Ok let's get one thing clear I'm the leader," Ino declared, "so what ever I say goes got it."
"Ya-ya," Shikamaru said, 'Of course it's your way, cause if it's not then you'll bitch and moan.' Shikamaru then saw Naruto and Sakura walking along the first floor roof, "what are those two up to," he muttered making Ino look as well.
"See there he is eating his food," Naruto said as he pointed to the Uchiha. Sakura then went ahead of Naruto and leaned on the windowsill behind Sasuke.
Sasuke then turned to see one of his fan girls looking at him, "Hello Sasuke-kun," Sakura said cheerfully, "mind if we eat with you?"
'Great a fan girl is all I need,' Sasuke thought, 'and who is we?'
"Yo," Naruto said as he popped out from behind Sakura, "well now that we're all here time to talk and eat, I'm starving." Naruto then crawled into the room and unrolled a scroll on the floor, "now what to eat."
"What are you doing," Sasuke asked.
"What it look like I'm doing," Naruto said, "I'm trying to decide which ramen I want to have for lunch." Naruto then made hand sign and placed his hand on one of the symbols written along the scroll and in a puff of smoke a small bowl of ramen still warm, "time to eat."
"Naruto is the only thing in that scroll ramen," Sakura asked and Naruto nodded, "no wonder you are so short."
'I remember that jutsu,' Sasuke thought, 'and I'm guessing that she knows the same thing.'
"Well now that all team member are here lets see if we can get to know each other better," Sakura said, 'First step, get to know your man.' Sakura turn to Sasuke, "why don't you start Sasuke-kun," she said.
"I don't want to tell you anything," Sasuke said as he turned on the windowsill and dashed off.
"Damn it," Sonya said, "if only we can get in to open up then we'll have him."
"Maybe when we do mission together, then he'll open up to us," Sakura said. Sakura then turned to her brother who stopped eating, "what did you eat too much ramen again," Sakura asked.
"No it's my stomach," Naruto said as he grabbed his stomach in pain, "Excuse me." Naruto was then racing to the bathroom, 'butt cheeks don't fail me now," Naruto thought as he ran faster.
"What's wrong with him," Sakura asked herself.
"I don't know," Sonya said, "but I feel funny."
"Now that you mention it," Sakura said as she grabbed her stomach, "I do feel a little sick." Then in a title wave of fluids rush though her, "oh shit," as she got off the sill and ran for the bathroom post haste.
On the other rooftop
"Just as I thought," Shikamaru said, "they tried to talk to Sasuke but, he turned them down when they're on the same team."
"Of course he did," Ino stated, "why would he want to talk to forehead and dead-last."
'Maybe because they're now teammates,' the lazy boy thought but, not says in fear of nagging.
After a while Hinata Hyuga was on her way back from lunch with her teammates thinking about them and other things, 'it's too bad I'm not in Naruto-kun's team,' she thought, 'but Kiba and Shino are nice people, so I'm sure we can work as a team. I hope that I don't let them down.' As the Hyuga heir walked around the corner she saw Naruto come out of the bathroom make her squeak as she quickly hid behind the corner, 'maybe Naruto-kun didn't see me,' she thought.
"Oh so that was you Hinata," Naruto said as he surprised her, "oh I'm sorry did I scare you."
Hinata turned to face the fox boy only to admire his shoes, "I'm sorry," she said in her soft voice.
"Sorry," Naruto said in confusion, "what do you have to be sorry about?"
"Oh nothing," the shy girl said as she pressed her fingers together.
"Well did you meet with your team," Naruto asked as he got closer to the girl to see a better view of her face.
"Yes but they…" she never finished as she noticed that Naruto was three inches from her face. At that time her face was turning bright red.
"Hinata you ok," Naruto said as he placed his hand on the girl's forehead, "you look like you have a fever."
'Oh my god, oh my god,' Hinata thought over and over in her mind, 'he's touching me, he's touching me.' A ringing was heard though out the academy building signaling the end of lunch.
"Oh well, lunch is over time to get back," Naruto said as he backed away, "nice see you Hinata." Naruto then ran back to the classroom leaving the poor girl in a state of shock.
'He said it was nice meeting me,' Hinata thought as she fallowed the fox boy back to the classroom still red in the face.
Sakura then came out of the female bathroom after she heard the bell, "great, I wanted to get to know Sasuke-kun but now I have to meet out jonin-sensei."
"Just fucking great," Sonya said.
End
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