Author's note: I'M SO SORRY, MY FELLOW READERS! MY DAD HAD DISCONNECTED INTERNET SO I COULDN'T UPDATE! PLEASE FOGIVE ME!

THIS IS REALLLLLLLLYYY SHORT! SHORT! I WROTE A REALLY LONG CHAPTER, BUT I PRESSED SOMETHING BY ACCIDENT AND IT ERASED THE WHOLE THING! ONCE AGAIN… SORRY!

Hades Pov

WHAT I DID TO THEM:

Thalia & Poseidon – they're screaming on Hershey Park's steepest rollercoaster, Fahrenheit.

Zeus – He's wacking a fake monster in a haunted house

Percy – talking to his girlfriend…. Bleh

Nico –he's learning from me

WHAT THEY'RE THINKING:

Thalia: I HATE YOU! I'M GONNA DIE! AHHHHHH! GO TO THE UNDERWORLD

Me: Been there, done that

Poseidon: Does this rollercoaster reach the sea?

Me: How are we related?

Zeus: DIE! DIE! I hope you go to the underworld!

Me: Like father, like daughter!

Nico: Woah

Me: I know, I'm that astonishing, smart, evil…. Must I go on?

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS… YOU SQUISH THEM!