These are a continuation of the Trailers featuring--at reply...ing ideas, Mai, Ty Lee, Iroh, Zhao--even though he's "dead" and others
DISCLAIMER: we all no i dont actually own ATLA--although i wouldn't mind it so much if i did!
The Director was barely walking, tired and hungry from the long trip.
Figuring, he could snatch some food from his actors, he opened the door to the first trailer he came to.
He had barely knocked when a high-pitched squeal nearly broke his eardrums! The door opened wide and an excited Suki was standing before him wearing bright pink lipstick and heavy/colorful makeup... and a bouncy party dress.
"I'm SOOOO happy you could make it to my tea party!" she gushed
"I need some wate--What?!" the last two words caught his attention.
Suki giggled and motioned to a little table behind her with tiny chairs with plushie dolls seated on them, a full tea set in front of each one.
Suki pushed The Director into a chair and "poured" him some "tea", supplying her own steamy tea noises. "Pshhshshshshswoshhshsh, glick-a-lick-a-glig-a-glickglig."
The Director looked into his empty tea cup as Suki handed it to him. Suddenly the director looked up, "YOUR COOKIES ARE READY!" he shouted with a straight face.
Suki turned around, realized she didn't make any, and turned back.
The Director was gone.
"Not even for a truckload of food."
Nervous about opening the next trailer, The Director opened the door cautiously.
Instantly the sound of music filled his ears. "Y M C A! YOU HAVE TO STAY AT THE Y M C Aaaaa!--COME ON TY LEE, YOU GOTTA SING WITH ME--YOU CAN GET YOURSELF..." Mai continued to sing loudly along to the big black speakers while Ty Lee sat across the room. Her black make-up raccoon-like with dark purple lipstick and a nearly black outfit.
"Life is dark. Life is dull. There is no happiness. Despression overwhelms me." she said bleakly.
Hoping to forget the moment, the Director shut the door.
The Director had come to a very "Zen" looking trailer. I couldn't describe it if I tried.
Feeling a bit clamer just by looking at it--and curious--the Director opened the door and loud rap music overwhelmed his already frazzled senses.
There was a grey haired guy sitting plushie couch and he was staring at his reflection in a big bling, $ sign necklace complete with diamonds the size of his fist and a solid gold finish. The Director couldn't tell who the man was because a pair of dark sunglasses covered hearly half his face. He had big rings on each finger and a leather jacket on that read $$Iroh$$
Remembering his thirst from before the Director cleared his throat to get the man's attention. Suddenly the man jumped to his feet, "Yo, watchu doin ma crib, man?!" he sounded angry.
"I'm thirsty," he barely croaked out.
The man smiled, revealing several golden teeth and grills. "Sure ting dawg, come'on in, I got some nice refeshing drinks that'll suit a man like you, G,"
Two minutes later the Director was being literally kicked out of the trailer, "Any dawg that don't like no tea ain't welcome in ma crib!" Iroh shouted.
Feeling dizzy the Director got to his feet, only to hear someone whispering to him, "Psst, psst."
The Director looked up and a big-side-burned man with the face resembling a monkey was glancing around, "I hear your thirsty," he said licking his lips the Director nodded eagerly.
The man !cough!cough! Zhou !cough!cough! suddenly opened up his long trench coat which had an assortment of drinks and liquids attatched to the inside. "I got your water bottle, gatorade, herbal tea, coffee, powerade, lemonade, apple juice, orange juice, slurpie, grape juice, melted ice cream, juicy juice, and mochalatte frappachino decaf with a lemon,"
The Director started drooling
"And for you my friend, I'll sell it to you for, ah, fifty bucks."
"But i don't have any money."
!cough!cough! Zhou !cough!cough! closed his coat, "Then I'm sorry man, I can't help you." and walked away.
The Director trudged his feet, wondering how on earth he would EVER be able to survie out here in this cruel harsh, uncivilized--FOOD!!!!
The End
Iroh was gangsta and Zhou was a scalper selling water! I came up with those, like, as I was writing it, what do you think?
Up next: another reapearance from Sonya and a very embarrassing plane trip!
