Bleach Mary Sue Investigations 2
Anty: I got bored. I'm taking a break from Bleach INSaNITY, so I made an episode of you guys wonder how Araki and Rangiku's states in the fanfictions work, they are invisible. They can touch the characters in said story, but the characters cannot touch or see them. It's like a one way mirror thing. Oh, and the time around them is not the same like in the Real world. Fanfiction time would be faster than the normal one. sorry if these didn't apply in the one before I only thought of it now. In this fanfictions, Araki doesn't exist because she is an OC. If they mess the storyline up, the fanfiction universe will fall and they won't be able to get back to the real world. Poorly written, I know.
Random Note: I write my stories every night around 10. Also, Hitsugaya being here is a friend's request. She also requested for a pleasure wanting mary sue, and for little shiro-kun to be the victim. Though she wants Mary sue to be a lying girlfriend. Do not rage at me. Please.
Araki sat at the couch browsing a fashion magazine she found on Rangiku's desk. Rangiku was going somewhere. Said place was most likely to be a drinking area with Hisagi and Kira. Hitsugaya was in a captain's meeting. Araki scrolled through the catalog with a boring look on her face. She didn't find anything she liked. Soon, the front door bursted open only to reveal Rangiku with paperwork in her right hand a sake bottle in another. "Yo!" she greeted Araki. Rangiku's face was covered by the paperwork. When she placed the paper work on her desk and scratched her head. "Hey, have you seen my magazine? It was just here a wh-" she said, but she found the catalog in Araki's hands. "Give me that!" she said as she snatched the magazine. "It's called privacy. Learn it." Rangiku finished. Araki shrugged and laid down on the couch. Soon, her phone beeped. "Eh?" Araki mumbled as she lazily flicked it open. Soon, her eyes widened in shock. "What's wrong?" Rangiku asked. "Mary sue orders." Araki said as she quickly placed the phone back into her shihakusho. She took Akuma No Kaminari and pierced the floor with it. "Eh? Why didn't you just press the phone?" Rangiku asked. "Said button was broken." Araki said as she turned Akuma No Kaminari counter clockwise. A portal opened for her. "Do I have to go?" Rangiku asked. "You're my personal assistant." Araki said. "for what?" "To make sure I don't kill the character and destroy the whole universe of Fanfiction." Araki said as she grinned. She jumped into the portal. "Wait!" Rangiku shouted as she followed after her. They were now falling from such a considerable height. Soon, they hit the mighty roof of...Kurosaki Ichigo's house. "Ow ow ow ow ow!" Rangiku said as she rubbed her knees. "Our victim's Kurosaki-san then." Araki mumbled as the two landed on the ground. "KUROSAKI-KUN!" A high pitched voice came running towards them. "Inoue-san?" Rangiku asked. "No..." Araki said. As they saw who it was, their eyes widened with shock. It was like Rukia, only with yellow hair with a bow, bigger chest, and lighter skin. "What...the...hell..." Araki said slowly.
"This suethor lacks creativity." Araki said darkly as she rampaged through her pocket for her notepad. "Suethor?" Rangiku asked. "The creator of the sue. I'm Anty-chan's OC. Every character has a creator. You guys belong to TiTe Kubo." Araki explained as she wrote on her sketch pad. "Violation one: Recolor." She said. Kagamine Sakura Miku Claire The Great, Claire for short, "The hell is with that name?" Rangiku asked. Ran towards her boyfriend, Kurosaki Ichigo. Her hair was complimented by the wind as her silky green dress swayed with her movements. "Is it me or that was poorly written." Araki mumbled. "Kurosaki-kun!" Claire shouted as she made her way through Ichigo's house. "Hi Claire-sama!" Yuzu greeted with a platter of cookies. Claire sighed. "I told you to call me Miku-sama. Claire-sama sounds weird."Claire said. "If you have a name, use it, sunshine." Rangiku said dully as they stood beside Claire. Luckily, rules forbid the two characters to be seen or touched. "Where's Karin-chan?" Claire continued. "In her room again." Yuzu said. "Your brother?" "Upstairs in his room as usual." "Thanks." Claire made her way upstairs. She knocked lightly on the door. "Kurosaki-kun?" She knocked. She opened the door only to be greeted by the lame Kuchiki Rukia. "DID SHE JUST DESTROY AND COPIED KUCHIKI-SAN!?" Araki shouted in disbelief. "Oh, it's Kuchiki, what do you want?" Claire mumbled coldly. "Back at you." Rukia said. "I'm here to see my boyfriend." Claire said. "What ever, he's in Soul Society right now." Rukia said. Claire, without a word, turned into a Shinigami. Instead of the usual black and white shihakusho, she has a rainbow multicolored shihakusho. It changes color every 5 minutes. Her zanpakuto hilt is sparkling and her hair grew into 1 long pigtail with a big bow on her head. "The hell?" Rangiku mumbled. "Apparently, it says here her name was taken from a Naruto character named Sakura Haruno, and 2 vocaloids named Kagamine Rin and Hatsune Miku. The idea of the big bow as well was taken from Rin." Araki said as she scrolled down her phone. "Violation 2: Multicolored and not following canon clothing." Araki said as she wrote down,
She took her zanpakuto and opened a senkimon to Soul Society. She crossed and finally arrived. She decided to look for Ichigo at the Sixth squad barracks. When she arrived, she greeted good morning to the vice captain and the captain. Renji, who had a HUGE crush on her, couldn't say even a simple hi due to high worrying of making a fool out of himself. Byakuya, on the other hand, thought of her before as a weak child, but then learned to accept her as a fellow shinigami. The two's eyes began twitching madly. "Have you seen Kurosaki-kun?" Claire asked. "No." the two simply said. Claire left while Renji felt the urge to follow after her. Claire decided to look in the tenth squad division. She was greeted by Hitsugaya who looked at her with seducing eyes. Note, Claire was in his division...actually she's in dual division. Araki pinched her nose because she felt the urge of a nosebleed coming. Rangiku stood there with wide eyes. "se-se-SEDUCING EYES!?" She shouted in disbelief. She wanted to grab anything next to her and throw it at Claire. "Ta-taicho, have you seen K-kurosaki-kun?" Claire said shakily. Hitsugaya smirked. "did he lose his kitty?" The two forced in their vomits. He stood up and swayed towards Claire with his smirk. She just stood there and fear over whelmed her as she held onto her virginity. "SCREW THIS!" Rangiku said as she made her way through the open door with hands up in the air. "I feel her pain..." Araki said. He took her by the palm of her hand and kissed it gently. Claire's face was as red as ever. As he was about to pull her into a hypnotizing kiss, she found her strength and pushed him away. "Eh?" Hitsugaya asked in disbelief. "I'm not your sex (69) doll...I know what you did to Hinamori and Rangiku. I won't let you do the same!" She said. "You're wrong. Hitsugaya-taicho's not YOUR sex doll you stupid suethor." Araki said. Hitsugaya crossed his arms, but kept on the smirk. "Don't you want pleasure?" He asked. Claire stayed silent. "You want it don't you?" Hitsugaya said as his smirk grew wider. With a silent and red face, Claire made her way out of the door. "Violation 3: Multiple canon crushes on her. Violation 4: OOC characters." Araki said as she scribbled down on her notepad. Rangiku still had an angry look. "VIOLATION 5! USING TAICHO AS A PLEASURE TOY!" Rangiku shouted in anger. Claire was desperate to find him. She asked everyone but got no answer. She made her way to Rukongai. She remembered her fun times with Renji and Hitsugaya. She thought about Hitsugaya's question for a while. "You want it don't you?" it repeated in her head with the same captain tone. she does want it. She thought about Ichigo and let out a low chuckle. She now wondered why she picked Ichigo over Hitsugaya. She does want him. She doesn't want the strawberry. She wants the dragon. She knows what she wants. She knows what she should do to get it. She shunpo'ed to Sereitei and ran to the tenth squad barracks. "now we know our mary sue is a lying son of a..." Rangiku started but was cut off by a smack on the head by Araki. She opened the door slowly to reveal the usual Hitsugaya, bored as ever with paper work. When he saw her, a smile went on his face. More of a smirk exactly. "Ta-taicho?" Claire said as she went inside, locking the door slowly. "You made up your mind?" He asked as Claire slowly nodded, "I don't like this..." Rangiku said slowly. He stood up and unsheathed Hyourinmaru, which resulted to a shocked Claire. "Why?!" she said. "KILL IT WITH FIRE!" Rangiku cheered. "Ice, Rangiku-san. Hyourinmaru is ice," Araki corrected. He placed a finger on her lips and hushed her. The two were glued in place, but had the urge to run for it. It's official. There was no escape. The door was locked, only means of escaping is the window, which they have to open, but that would destroy the storyline if the other party noticed them. Nope. They were forced to watch what comes next. Claire slowly backed up, but Hitsugaya aimed at Claire with his zanpakuto. Soon, his finger penetrated her mouth. Claire's cheeks grew red. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Came the screams of both of the women. He took Hyourinmaru and gradually used it to remove Claire's shihakusho. Claire couldn't move because his other finger was in her mouth. Nothing. The two were never heard from until that scream. And then, the Shihakusho fully removed, Claire was left with bra and shorts. Hitsugaya smirked. Taking hyourinmaru, he sliced the bra in half. "Is that, possible...?" Rangiku asked, finally breaking to two's silence. And then, Claire covered her chest with her arms with a shameful look on her face. "Afraid?" He asked. Claire slowly nodded. His smirk grew wider and he removed his finger from her mouth, gradually running it down on her chest and reached inside her shorts. "FUCK THIS, I'M LEAVING!" Araki shouted as she took Akuma No Kaminari and pierced the floor. Turning it clock wise, she jumped through the newly made portal with Rangiku. "I don't want to hear the end of it." Rangiku said shakily as she stood there. Araki sat on the couch. "Can...you please get tea?" She mumbled slowly. She was mentally scarred. Her paper automatically disappeared. "Sure..." Rangiku made her way to the door, only to greeted by a white haired captain. "OH GOSH!" Rangiku shouted as she nearly knocked the boy with her boobs. "Taicho..." Araki started. Then remembering everything she just encountered. She just stared at the boy with wide eyes, Rangiku stared at him too. "What? Is there something on my face?" he asked annoyed. "Nothing..." The two said in chorus. The two, after a week, finally got back to forget about their 'incident'. As for now, many more mary sues exist. Many more...
Anty: Did you enjoy? I WILL NOT ABANDON BLEACH INSANITY. This is just a vacation from it.