Bleach INSaNITY Episode2: interview! Ishida Uryuu and Inoue Orihime
-Lights open-
Anty: -holds a piece of paper- Alright, here is episode 2 of Bleach INSaNITY. BTW, since I forgot to put this in the last episode, federal regulations require me to tell you that Bleach belongs to Tite Kubo. Everything, but myself and Araki, belongs to Tite Kubo. I hope the authorities won't come after me demanding cake...I mean justice!
-Anty leaves room-
-Main studio light flick open-
Araki: -Waves- Welcome back to Bleach INSaNITY. For this episode, we will be interviewing two other main characters; Ishida Uryuu and Inoue Orihime.
Orihime: -waves-
Ishida: How did you manage to get me here?
Araki: I'm guessing through fan service...and a little help from Kurosaki-kun.
-what happened after episode 1-
Hitsugaya: ...do I make myself clear, both of you?
Araki: -nods-
Ichigo: -nods-
-End of pointless flashback-
Araki: Then I asked him to get you and Orihime. -ponders- but I didn't give him any specific way...what did he do?
Ishida: Nothing TOO violent. He just said I have an interview, then I said I was busy. He then tied me up...then he brought me here. He just released me before we entered. -shows scars from ropes.
Araki: Fanservice!
Orihime: Wow...
Araki: Anyway, onto the interview! -pulls out long list of questions from uniform sleeve- this question is for Orihime.
Orihime: -points at self- m-me?
Araki: -nods- What do you think about Kurosaki?
Orihime: ... -blushes- h-he's just a f-f-friend...a cl-cl-close friend...
Araki: Uh huh...-mumbles- like the fans are going to believe that. Next is for Ishida. How did you get your sewing abilities?
Ishida: I was taught when I got to middle school.
Araki: Thats a loooong time...you should consider becoming a tailor, hehe. Alright, here was Anty-chan's personal question. Ishida, what would you react to IchiIshi?
Orihime: IchiIshi?
Araki: IchiIshi is a fan-made boy and boy pairing...IN OTHER WORDS...YAOI!
Ishida and Orihime: ...
-Ishida and Orhime fainted-
Araki: CUT! Calling squad 4!
-break-
Araki: Alright, Ishida and Orihime got revived luckily...
Ishida: That was the worst question I have heard in my entire life...
Orihime: ...
Araki: Alright, here are questions about the filler arcs. To Ishida, in the bount arc, What did you feel when Yoshino (I forgot the name...if thats not the name, please tell me) died?
Ishida: Upset of course, I mean she was different from Kariya's gang. She also reminded me a little from my mom...
Araki: hmm, alright, Orihime, what did you feel when kuchiki-san came back?
Orihime: Of course i felt happy -smiles-
Araki: -mumbles- aren't you upset that you have a competition against Ichigo?
Orihime: Did you say something, Araki-san?
Araki: No,no! Alright, Orihime, do you think it's fair people rate you as Mary sue?
Orihime: A mary what?
Araki: A mary sue is a character too perfect.
Orihime: Oh I take that as a compliment!
Araki: Nope, Mary sues are hated by people.
Orihime: Are they jealous of the character?
Araki: No, no! They don't like Mary sues because Mary sues are boring to understand...well that's my opinion.
Orihime: Oh...well, I still don't get why they rate me as a Mary sue, or even what it is, but let me tell you, it is up to troller tite kubo to make my personality.
Araki: -nods- Alright, those are the questions so far. Onto the Wheel Of Torture!
-Red curtain goes up to reveal the wheel-
Araki: You know the regulations. Each number represents a dare. From 1-60, other numbers may represent the same dare. Ladies first.
-Orihime spins wheel-
-wheel lands on number..-
Araki: Three! Alright, -gets the paper- Swallow a whole boiled egg. Thats...weird...
Orihime: Where will we get the egg?
Araki: Here. -Gives the egg-
-Orihime Ate the egg-
Araki: You're not supposed to chew it!
Orihime: I didn't.
Araki: THAT FAST!?
Orihime: -nods-
-Ishida Spins wheel-
-Wheel lands on number...-
Araki: seven!...teen. -gets paper- it says here to dance Charamelldansen. While wearing cat ears...what the hell?
-Anty's head pokes out of backstage-
Anty: Couldn't think of anything more embarassing.
Araki: Cat ears? seriously!? Where are we supposed to get that!?
-Anty runs back to back stage-
-Anty comes back with cat ears.-
Araki: Where did you get that?
Anty: DONT QUESTION THEE!...plus there was a box of silly costumes in the wearhouse. i found this when I poked through.
Araki: This studio is equipped with more things than I thought. -hands Ishida the cat ears and plays the music-
Ishida: I refuse!
Anty: Reminds me of a Miku song...
Araki: You have to. Or else, we'll paint all your quincy outfits red.
Ishida: I'll make new ones.
Araki: Touche...LOOK JUST DO IT!
-Ishida dances after several minutes of forcing-
Araki: Well, that's it for today's Bleach INSaNITY! I'm Chizu Araki and we'll see you guys again tomorrow. -waves-
-lights go off-
OMAKE!:
-Araki opens Senkimon-
Araki: Let's go. I still have a ton of paperwork to do.
Anty: -Nods-
-The two goes to the tenth squad barracks as they receive WTH faces from shinigami-
Anty: Do you think it's a good idea bringing me here?
Araki: Do you think it's a good idea writing that you're actually going here?
Anty: Good point.
-At tenth squad barracks-
Rangiku: -Hums the first line of Shizukana Kohan- (In second line melody) I hear the soft voices of Stupid Gin and Lame Shiro...
Hitsugaya: What?!
Rangiku: Nothing.
Araki: I'm back! And I brought over a friend.
Anty: -pokes head in the office-
Rangiku: A human!?
Hitsugaya: Araki! You know its against the laws to bring a human to Soul Society.
Araki: Oh don't worry about it...it's not like any of this is really happening...
Rangiku and Hitsugaya: What?
Araki: Nothing.
Anty: Besides, I still have school to attand soon and I'm slowly going to run out of Ideas.
Araki: Aww! come on! Think of something!
Hitsugaya: -looks at Rangiku- Do you have any idea about what they're talking about?
Rangiku: -shrugs-
Hitsugaya: Oh yeah, what happened to your interview with Ishida and Inoue?
Araki: It was fine. It went better than Ichigo's yesterday. Hey, Captain, Rangiku-san, do you guys want to be interviewed next?
Hitsugaya: Being asked by questions where the whole world is listening? No thanks.
Rangiku: OH COME ON CAPTAIN! -tugs on his haori-
Hitsugaya: ...aren't you supposed to do your paperwork? Both of you?
Araki: Eh... -looks over at desk to find a huge stack- Nope i don't think so -smiles innocently-
Anty: Well, I'm going. I want a good night's rest because it's past midnight in my place. See you guys.
Araki: Bye Anty-chan!
Rangiku: Aren't you supposed to escort her? She might get lost.
Araki: Eh, let her handle it.
-somewhere else-
Anty: Uh, where do I go!? Where's that huge freaking gate!? -sigh- Anyway, thank's for reading today's episode of Bleach INSaNITY. What you heard from Araki was right, I do have upcoming classes so, I don't know how frequently I will be doing it. For the next episode, I might interview Hitsugaya and Rangiku-san, or I might be doing a series called 'What Bleach Characters will feel if they...'. Well, I might do the interview, maybe. Well, Reviews are Appreciated. I'm sorry that this episode is short. Anyway...WHERE IN THE BLOODY HELL DO I GO!?
shinigami girl: Hey you! Over there!
Anty: Gotta go!