Bleach INSaNITY:

What would the characters react if they...

Went on a roller coaster ride?

Anty: Hey! Anty-chan here! I'm starting the series 'what would the characters react if they...' Now, this idea hit me...ALOT. I was meaning to do this ever since I went to an amusement park. So I was like, why not? Alright, so in our situation at the moment, the bleach characters are in the carnival as the crew of Bleach INSaNITY set hidden cameras around to view each of their reactions. Let's go check it out! And, to add the twist, none of them know about it. '-snickers-

-The lights go off-

Onto the carnival!

Araki: Hitsugaya-taicho! Let's go to the roller coaster ride! -pulls him by the arm-

Hitsugaya: No.

Araki: Come on! DON'T BE A CRY BABY!

Hitsugaya: No.

Rangiku: Captain, admit it, you're just scared -laughs behind hand-

Hitsugaya: Matsumoto...

Hinamori: -comes back with cotton candy- What are you guys doing?

Araki: I want to ride the roller coaster but captain doesn't want to. -pouts-

Hinamori: The world of the living is so interesting, -eats cotton candy- This is so delicious!

Rangiku: I want to ride the roller coaster. -smiles- PLEASE!

Hitsugaya: Fine but you have to do the paperwork for the whole week...and no drinking.

Rangiku: Four days.

Hitsugaya: Five. Take it or leave it.

Rangiku: Fine. -shrugs- -says in a low tone- why do I have the feeling I'm going to regret this?

Hitsugaya: -shrugs-

Araki: Yay! Let's go! I want to sit in front!

Hitsugaya: I'll pass.

Rangiku: OH NO! You are going to sit in front because I'm doing the paperwork!

Hitsugaya: But- -glares- fine

-Araki and Hitsugaya go in line-

Rangiku: We should join them, before the line gets too long.

Hinamori: -gulps- alright. -hears the shouts of people who are on the ride- Uh...I'll pass...

Rangiku: Let's go! Come on Hinamori! -pulls Hinamori by the sleeve-

Hinamori- NOOOOOOO

-Hinamori and Rangiku (finally) get in line-

Yoruichi: Oh roller coasters! The best part of a carnival. We should go Soi Fon!

Soi Fon: Where in the world is Omeada!? Freaking fatty must be in the food stalls...again.

Yoruichi: Soi Fon, let's go ride the Roller coaster -grins-

Soi Fon: Uh...Yoruichi-sama...it's so tall...and high up...and -hears the shouts of people who are on board- Eep!

Yoruichi: -laughs- oh come on! Let's go ride! -pulls Soi Fon by hand-

Soi Fon: Uh, Yoruichi-sama...

-Soi Fon and Yoruichi get in line-

Ikkaku: Heh, this must be the star attraction.

Yumichika: -hears the shouts and screams- This by far is the noisiest of all...

Ikkaku: Alright! Let's go ride it!

Yumichika: Alright.

-Yumichika and Ikakku get in line-

Yachiru: Ken-chan, let's go on this ride!

Kenpachi: This is the stupidest ride I have ever seen in my entire life! This ride is for weaklings. -Sees everyone else in line- Hm, but it's still stupid. -hears the screams of riders- ALRIGHT LET'S GO!

-Yachiru and Kenpachi get in line-

-In studio-

Anty: Is Yachiru even allowed on a rollercoaster? They might mistake her for a kid... -ponders- -shrugs-

-in the carnival-

Unohana: Isane, let's ride this one.

Isane: -gulps- But...this looks...by far...the scariest...

Unohana: Isane -smiles- let's go on this ride.

Isane: -stares horrifically- alright captain...

-Unohana and Isane get on line-

Renji: Taicho! Let's go on the-

Byakuya: No.

Renji: -puppy eyes LOL- why not?

Byakuya: This ride is for peasants and people like me should not be...

-After a long complaining about the ride and about how unworthy it is or him to ride-

Renji: everyone's in line. -points-

Byakuya: Suit yourself.

Renji: -runs off to line-

Byakuya: -stands there all alone- ... -silence- -sigh- I might go with him unless he causes trouble. -follows slowly-

-In line-

Araki: Come on! Why can't it go faster!? -crosses arms-

Hitsugaya: Stop acting like a kid and be patient.

Araki: -pouts- -twirls left pigtail-

Hitsugaya: Are you going to consider cutting your hair to a more appropriate level?

Araki: Says the one with an unexplainable hairstyle.

Hitsugaya: -looks pissed- look, I'm just saying your pigtails are freaking long! They reach near your knees!

Araki: So? I like it that way. What about you? You look like you got struck by lightning!

Hitsugaya: Why do you even bother about my hair!?

Araki: Why did you even bother about asking ME about my hair!?

Hitsugaya: Because It doesn't look normal! I was giving you a helpful suggestion, but did you bother to listen? N-O!

Araki: You're a kid with white hair! Please explain!

Hitsugaya: -TOTALLY pissed- Why do you care about my hairstyle and about my hair color anyway!? It's not like this is YOUR hair!

Araki: It's because I care!

-All 13 Shinigamis stare at them-

-Awkward silence-

Anty: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

-Araki blushes-

Araki: Look, just pretend this conversation NEVER happened.

-everyone nods and goes on doing whatever they were doing in line-

Rangiku: Wow, releasing like that in public must really be awkward -taps Araki's shoulder-

Hinamori: You actually were able to admit it, truth be told I envy you. I can never tell someone I care about them -smiles-

Araki: Stop saying it like it's a good thing!

-in studio-

Anty: Well, that was a HitsuAra moment I have recorded. I wonder what else lives in store...meh!

-in front of line-

Araki: -Pretends NOTHING happened- FINALLY HERE!

Hitsugaya: ...

Rangiku: HALLELUJAH!

Hinamori: -Gulps-

Yoruichi: Yes! After all these time!

Soi Fon: Yoruichi-sama...

Ikakku: We're finally in front!

Yumichika: After all that dreadful waiting...

Rollercoaster Employee: I'm sorry sir, but children aren't allowed to go on this ride.

Kenpachi: EH!? We wait bloody enough!

-Kenpachi and Yachiru glare murderously at the man-

Rollercoaster Employee: Uh...It's against the rules...we can't...PLEASE SPARE ME! SHE CAN GO ON THE RIDE!

Unohana: Aren't you excited Isane?

Isane: -slowly nods-

Renji: We're here!

Byakuya: -doing the usual face-

-On the ride, but the ride still hasn't went on-

Araki: -Hugging the seatbelt and shaking epically-

Hitsugaya: -Holding the safety bar really hard-

Rangiku: Isn't this exciting Araki? Taicho?

-Araki and Hitsugaya slowly look behind and slowly nod-

Hinamori: -VERY nervous-

Yoruichi: Start it already!

Soi Fon: Yoruichi-sama, please calm down.

Ikkaku and Kenpachi: WHAT'S THE HOLD UP!?

Yachiru: Yay! We're going on the ride!

Yumichika: Seriously, both of you, calm down.

Renji: -Shaking-

Byakuya: -Doing the usual face-

Unohana: -Silently smiling-

Isane: -shaking-

-The ride's going up-

Araki: -Hugs the seatbelt for dear life-

Hinamori: I don't want to die...I don't want to die...I don't want to die...

Rangiku: Uh... –Starting to get scared-

Hitsugaya: -clutching VERY hard at the safety bars-

-Ride's slowly down and preparing to go down-

Hinamori and Araki: OH DEAR GOSH!

Yachiru: YAY! The ride's going to go super fast!

-The ride goes down and become really fast-

Araki and Hitsugaya: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Hinamori and Rangiku: -Screaming their voices out that there won't be enough h's to describe-

Unohana: -just smiling-

Isane: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Yoruichi: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Soi Fon: YORUICHI-SAMAAAAAAAA!

Ikakku and Kenpachi: YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Yachiru: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Yumichika: -trying not to scream-

Renji: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Byakuya: -having the urge to scream but thinks he's too awesome too-

-getting off the ride-

Araki: you spin...my...head...

Hitsugaya: The world is spinning around mee...

Hinamori: Let's NOT go again...

Rangiku: -Trying to get a straight vision- I agree.

Yumichika: that was amusing...

Yachiru: That was fun!

Byakuya: -Really quiet and wide eyed-

Renji: Taicho?

Isane: -shaking REAL bad-

Unohana: -smiling- wasn't that fun?

Isane: -slowly nodding-

Yoruichi: That was great!

Soi Fon: At least it was worth it...

Ikakku and Kenpachi: THAT WAS AWESOME!

-in studio-

Anty: Well, that was a fun experience, well for them at least. For the next episode, we'll be continuing the series 'Know The Characters' with Hitsugaya-kun and Rangiku-san. If you have any question or a dare to give them, just review! This was Bleach INSaNITY, good bye!

-red curtains drop-

OMAKE!:

Anty: Well that was fun. I guess I'm off to Soul Society. –Personally opens a senkimon with Akuma No Kaminari- Thank gosh Araki forgot Akuma No Kaminari, or else I wouldn't get there. I'm sure they're already there.

-Anty heads to tenth squad barracks-

-in the tenth squad barracks-

Rangiku: -opens door for the three- Office sweet office!

Araki: -Lays on couch- well that was fun.

Rangiku: Now to get some peace and quiet.

Hitsugaya: Not so fast, Matsumoto, you have the paperwork to do. –Hands Rangiku's paperwork-

Rangiku: Eh?! But-

Hitsugaya: Better get started, you have ALOT of work to do.

Rangiku: ARGH!

Anty: -goes in the office- I'm back!

Rangiku: You're the girl from yesterday.

Anty: -Nods at Rangiku- -looks at Araki- Douche, you forgot Akuma No Kaminari.

Araki: -Blinks- Oh, sorry. Thanks. –gets Akuma No Kaminari-

Anty: Well, that's probably the only sole purpose I went here...I actually forgot what my business here was. –giggles-

Araki: Stupid airhead!

Anty: -leaves- Well, I'm going. Oh yeah –looks at them- did you enjoy today?

-The three stare at Anty-

Anty: -leaves-

Hitsugaya: How does she know?

Araki and Rangiku: -Shrugs-

-Somewhere else-

Anty: Well, I'm off to go back to the living world. Anyway, Rate and Comment. This episode has been my Favorite so far! –Heads for senkimon- Thanks for reading!