Bleach INSaNITY Episode 4
Know the characters: Hitsugaya Toshiro and Matsumoto Rangiku
-Before the episode-
Anty: Do you know what happened before I was writing this episode?
Araki: Uh, nope, why? What happened? Don't you usually write this at night?
Anty: Yeah, anyway, I nearly slipped on my cellphone charger, which sucks.
Araki: Oh seriously?
Anty: Yeah. Also, when I was playing Left 4 Dead 2, Louis bot stared at me while I was being smokered. He was just there standing. HE WATCHED ME GET INCAPACITATED!
Araki: Isn't Louis from the first Left 4 dead? Also, WHAT WAS THE PURPOSE OF THAT!?
Anty: it was The Sacrifice DLC, also, I might decide on making a L4D2 Episode of this...
Araki: Why?
Anty: -shrugs- Usual disclaimer, Bleach isn't mine, but myself and Araki are.
-In show-
Araki: Chizu Araki here! Welcome to another Bleach INSaNITY! Today, we're going to interview Hitsugaya-Taicho And Rangiku-san.
Hitsugaya: How did you get me here?
Araki: I promised to do my paperwork for the whole week straight...believe it or not, that's the only thing to do if you want him to do something stupid.
Rangiku: Yay! We're on TV! hello people!
-Anty's head pokes out of backstage-
Anty: Do you know how many fans are outside and will possibly kill the security? -presses button on remote- just look! They want to rip Hitsugaya-kun in pieces!
-a screen pops up and the camera reveals a bathing Hitsugaya, at least cloud censored parts-
Araki and Rangiku: O_O
Hitsugaya: -blushes madly-
Anty: WRONG ONE! -Quickly presses another button-
-Screen shows a live video of fangirls outside with Hitsugaya shirts-
Girl 1: WE WANT TO SEE HIM!
Girl 2: HITSUGAYA-SAMA!
Girl 3: I LOVE YOU HITSUGAYA-KUN! Please marry me!
-screen goes black-
Anty: Uh, that's why. Pray that they won't break down that door or else I doubt Hitsugaya-kun will actually get back to Soul Society...alive.
-Anty quickly runs back to backstage-
Araki: Well...wasn't that disturbing? -smiles- Anyway, let's get on with this -pulls out list of questions- question 1, Hitsugaya-taicho, Why are you so short?
Hitsugaya: Soten Ni Zase, Hyou-
Araki: IT'S THE LIST! SPARE ME! -Hides behind Rangiku-
Hitsugaya: -sheathes Hyourinmaru- this is why I didn't want to go here.
Araki: But that doesn't answer the question...
Hitsugaya: SCREW THE QUESTION, I HAVE WHITE HAIR!
Araki: Next question then...Rangiku, if you could pick between a day of sleep or a day of paperwork what will you choose?
Rangiku: Day of sleep. Duh, who was stupid enough to ask that question
Araki: meh, how should I know? Alright next question, Hitsugaya- taicho, do you like Hinamori?
-a random fangirl climbs onto another fangirl's shoulder and reaches the open window-
Girl 4: HE DOES NOT! HE LOVES ME!
Araki: SECURITY!
-The guards take care of the fangirl-
Araki: Anyway, do you?
Hitsugaya: Just as a friend...-blush-
Araki: Touche
Rangiku: THE CAPTAIN LIKES HINAMORI!
Hitsugaya: Matsumoto..say that one more time and then I'll MAKE you do the paperwork for a month!
Araki: Same thing for Rangiku-san, do you like Gin?
Hitsugaya: Ha! See? My lieutenant's in love with the third squad captain!
Rangiku: Eh!? I do not LOVE him like THAT.
Araki: Emphasize those two words.
Rangiku: Shut up!
Araki: Before any physical injuries, what so ever, let's go to the next question. Hitsugaya-taicho, what do you react to all the yaoi pairings you are in? In example, Ichihitsu and GinHitsu.
Hitsugaya: Uh...I...uh...THAT EXISTS!?
Araki: Please verify your emotion, are you happy or furious?
Hitsugaya: -Angy mark appears- BANKAI!
Araki and Rangiku: RUN! -Goes and runs to the backstage-
-After a short while later-
Rangiku: -pokes head out of backstage-
Araki: Is it over?
Rangiku: Apparently.
Araki: Is he still there?
Rangiku: I think he left and went back to Soul Society.
Araki: Bummer.
Rangiku: Do we finish this?
Anty: -appears in background with remote- Of course we will! -presses button- I'll get him personally. -Opens portal behind Hitsugaya's desk, where Hitsugaya was signing paperwork-
-Anty grabs Hitsugaya by the arm and forcibly pulls him in-
Anty: COME ON!
Hitsugaya: YOU AREN'T GETTING ME BACK IN THAT NASTY FREAKING TORTURE PROGRAM YOU CALL A SHOW!
Anty: -looks pissed- You asked for it. -Pulls Hitsugaya in from both his shoulders-
Hitsugaya: -gets in the studio- NOOOOOOOOOOO!
Anty: -smirks-
Hitsugaya: ALL I WANTED WAS SOME PEACE AND QUIET! WHY CAN'T YOU GIVE ME THAT!?
Anty: We'll give you some peace if you finish the inter-
Hitsugaya: DO YOU THINK I'LL BELIEVE YOU!? I WILL NEVER AND I MEAN NEVER GO BACK TO DO THIS STUPID INTERVIEW!
Rangiku: -from background- taicho's PMSing, I think he's on his period.
Araki: What? Can't only girls have periods?
Rangiku: He's complicated.
Araki: So he has period?
Rangiku: He's PMSing, isn't he?
Araki: So...he's a boy that has a period...is he bisexual?
Rangiku: I don't know. -shrugs- Lets just continue the interview so we can go back, alright?
Hitsugaya: NO!
-After a LONG forcing-
Araki: Sorry, but we're back. We had some TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES that had to be fixed right away.
Hitsugaya: -crossed arms- technical difficulties my-
Araki: No foul language! Anyway, next question, what can you say about your zanpakutos? Both of you.
Hitsugaya: -lightens up a little- I could say Hyourinmaru is a zanpakuto to be proud of. Of couse the title 'Strongest Ice Zanpakuto' really means alot.
Rangiku: You can say Haineko's alright, but sometimes she pisses me off. But still, she's still a good zanpakuto.
Araki: Next question, Rangiku, why do you like Sake?
Rangiku: SAKE IS GOD'S BEST CREATION! A SANE PERSON CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT SAKE!
-After a long conversation about sake-
Araki: Since, Rangiku-San took all the time for sake, we'll move on to the WHEEL OF TORTURE! Ladies first!
-Rangiku spins the wheel-
Araki: You got number...25, Your dare is...suffocate someone with your breasts.
Rangiku: -Looks at Hitsugaya-
Hitsugaya: OH HEEEEEEELLLLL NOOOOOOO
-Rangiku suffocates Hitsugaya-
Hitsugaya: FREEDOM! -pushes Rangiku away-
Araki: Hitsugaya-taicho! Your turn!
-Hitsugaya spins wheel-
Araki: NUMBER 3...your dare isssssss...Sing 'I like big buts and I cannot lie' -hands over the microphone-
Hitsugaya: -sigh- you promised your paperwork. -sings- I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny. When a girl walks in with an inny bitty waist and -
-Sings the whole song-
Araki: -giggling- alright, that concludes todays Bleach INSaNITY thanks fo-
-Main door breaks down-
FANGIRLS: HITSUGAYA-KUN!
Rangiku: RUN!
Araki: -Opens senkimon- Get in! GET IN!
-The three run through the senkimon-
Anty: -in studio- well, now that they left, join us again next time on Bleach INSaNITY!
Fangirls: WHERE IS HE?!
OMAKE:
-in tenth squad-
Araki: SO CLOSE!
Rangiku: Yeah, for a minute I thought I was going to be soup.
Hitsugaya: So much fangirls….So much fangirls…too much fangirls…
Araki: Well, that was that, that was a bad ending though…if you ask me personally.
-in studio-
Anty: Well, that was it for today, I hope you enjoyed as much as I did. I have personally no idea who will be the next one, but you can review. Until June 17, I'm writing every day. Once June 17 strikes, I might be writing either every day or every week, depends on my schedule. Well, see you next time~!